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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Sept 18, 2015 8:39:22 GMT
There's alot of fucking shit on tv, more than there has ever been, but a specific few wank shows spring to mind that make me think what the fuck was going on in peoples heads when they were given the green light to commission them.
The main one of recent years that springs to mind was a Channel 5 programmer with Cheggers called "Naked Jungle". It was like a Fun House type obstacle course for naked flabby pasty adults and worse of all Cheggers only wore a hat. I mean who sat there and thought that was a good idea....Cheggers...swinging bollucks..obstacle course..I fucking despair.
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Post by Mr_Sausage on Sept 18, 2015 9:27:52 GMT
X factor. Britain's got talent. Any poverty porn. Any dog programme. Anything with Lenny Henry or Vanessa Feltz in it. Any faggot programme such as Ru Paul's drag queen. Any programme like Flockstars where so called celebrities ponse about and get paid to try something out. Travel programmes where some fucking so called celebrity gets paid to go on a jolly and bore the fuck out of us all at our expense. I could go on but you get my drift.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 18, 2015 9:28:23 GMT
Hmm, that's a tough challenge. Naked Jungle was only one step from "Roger Mellies Celebrity Shitbucket", but to be fair NJ was just pissed up TV for the closing time audience, so in my view, its too easy a target. There must be some sort of "May to September" shitcom that takes a prize, or a really unfunny "hip" comedy, or one of them "specialty" shows for minorities...
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Sept 18, 2015 10:36:37 GMT
Also see anything with that cunt Jack Whitehall in. Smug little fucker makes me sick.
There's one my lady watches about effeminate men selling million pound apartments to society types in New York that really is fucking horrific. From the scripted line to "surprise" looks when the sale goes through,it really is disgusting. I also hate that fat cunt who hosts "Millionaire Match maker", what kind of a premise is that for entertainment.
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Sept 18, 2015 10:37:15 GMT
See also "The Girly Show" that used to be on channel 4, and Top Gear.I thoroughly despise Clarkson and his little cock sucking cronies.
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Post by Northy on Sept 18, 2015 10:54:05 GMT
There's alot of fucking shit on tv, more than there has ever been, but a specific few wank shows spring to mind that make me think what the fuck was going on in peoples heads when they were given the green light to commission them. The main one of recent years that springs to mind was a Channel 5 programmer with Cheggers called "Naked Jungle". It was like a Fun House type obstacle course for naked flabby pasty adults and worse of all Cheggers only wore a hat. I mean who sat there and thought that was a good idea....Cheggers...swinging bollucks..obstacle course..I fucking despair. sounds just like the nudist beach in Barcelona I accidentaly walked passed, full of old fat men and no decent totty  |
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Post by Northy on Sept 18, 2015 10:55:37 GMT
I hardly watch TV now, more time on Netflix
anybody watched 'The Bridge' the series based on the bridge between denmark and Sweden?
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Sept 18, 2015 10:58:49 GMT
I hardly watch TV now, more time on Netflix anybody watched 'The Bridge' the series based on the bridge between denmark and Sweden? Watched the first season and really enjoyed it. Currently watching "Narcos" and rate it highly. |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 18, 2015 11:00:55 GMT
Ah yes, anything involving the Kardashians, Made in Chelsea or any of that shit that lets the fucking rich or toffs swan about giving it the loads-a-money shit. Mind you, I posted a clip of the Little and Large Xmas show on another thread and can there have been a bigger pile of shit ever on the telly.
Oh, Victoria Wood and her cunty "oh so clever" songs etc.....
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Sept 18, 2015 11:02:13 GMT
That fat cunt Miranda....fuck me...is appalling.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 18, 2015 11:04:10 GMT
Mind you I would ride Amy Schumer like a pony......
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Sept 18, 2015 11:05:20 GMT
I second that
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Sept 18, 2015 14:11:01 GMT
There's alot of fucking shit on tv, more than there has ever been, but a specific few wank shows spring to mind that make me think what the fuck was going on in peoples heads when they were given the green light to commission them. The main one of recent years that springs to mind was a Channel 5 programmer with Cheggers called "Naked Jungle". It was like a Fun House type obstacle course for naked flabby pasty adults and worse of all Cheggers only wore a hat. I mean who sat there and thought that was a good idea....Cheggers...swinging bollucks..obstacle course..I fucking despair. sounds just like the nudist beach in Barcelona I accidentaly walked passed, full of old fat men and no decent totty "Accidentally walked past.....and spent 3 hours observing"..... |
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Post by Northy on Sept 18, 2015 14:32:39 GMT
I hardly watch TV now, more time on Netflix anybody watched 'The Bridge' the series based on the bridge between denmark and Sweden? Watched the first season and really enjoyed it. Currently watching "Narcos" and rate it highly. I'll have a look at Narcos, cheers, the Bridge 2nd series was good as well, recently watched a film called 'in order of disappearance' from Norway which was a good watch. Yep Miranda is fookin awful, the wife and daughter sit there cafawking at it, I just don't get it. |
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Post by Northy on Sept 18, 2015 14:34:40 GMT
sounds just like the nudist beach in Barcelona I accidentaly walked passed, full of old fat men and no decent totty "Accidentally walked past.....and spent 3 hours observing"..... It's just a section of the main beach between the marina and the 5 star W hotel with the restaurants underneath, i was shocked to see it at first, it wasn't a pretty sight |
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Post by Northy on Sept 18, 2015 14:36:14 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2015 14:36:36 GMT
I almost never watch TV anymore, tend to watch stuff that meets my needs on Youtube and stream football now that 99% of it is on BT or Sky. I'd be more than happy to stop paying for a TV licence however the Mrs likes watching fucking soaps.
However, what caught my eye the other day was an advert for a programme called Flockstars. A programme in which some desperate, fame hungry 'celebrities' that have fallen by the wayside make a complete cunt of their selves and throw away any modicum of dignity they once had in the hope of making a successful show of them trying to round up fucking sheep. I hope ITV they an incomprehensible amount of money at it and I hope it's fallen flat on it's arse.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Sept 18, 2015 19:29:42 GMT
Worst
Alan Carr chatty man
Soaps
Period dramas
Anything gok wan
Any big bro / get me out type shit
Dogs in the dole
Bestest.
Any documentary
News
8/10 cats countdown
Ssn
My big fat gypo stuff (I fucking love watching gypos)
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Post by iancransonsknees on Sept 18, 2015 20:58:34 GMT
I'll second that New York estate agent shit. How about Nashville and that sort of American tripe too.
As for the best TV I can't believe no one has mentioned anything to do with tourettes as being must watch television.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Sept 18, 2015 21:03:02 GMT
I'll second that New York estate agent shit. How about Nashville and that sort of American tripe too. As for the best TV I can't believe no one has mentioned anything to do with tourettes as being must watch television. That Tourette's thing a few years back was gold... The one with the Scottish bloke on the Beeb. Forgot to add to the worst list, any "box set" type shit; lost, game of thrones and all the other American bollocks they put on sky 1. As if I anner got owt better to do than waste 20hrs of my life watching Hollywood style bullshit... Then tallking about it to anyone who cares for the following days / weeks |
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