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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jan 18, 2016 22:58:52 GMT
I'll jump on this thread to express my displeasure, amazement and disgust at the rise of "at home" coffee machines.
What the actual fuck? They cost a fortune then you have to buy the little extortionate cartridges to fuel them. Surely it's just another status symbol or maybe one of those kitchen fads that just clutter up the place for years like a food processor, breville, George foreman, bread maker of juicer*
ID, IRD.
* I've got a lot of hate for juicers / smoothie makers too.... JUST EAT FUCKING FRUIT OR VEG FOR FUCKS SAKE!
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Post by bigarthur on Jan 19, 2016 1:55:20 GMT
Don't drink coffee myself,but went out from work and one of the girls said let's call into the Costa drive-thru just off the A50! I'll buy I s
aid-£3.60!!!! For a coffee!!! £3.60!!!!! Yeah it had a bit of caramel or some such in it but £3.60!!!
And she never even noshed me off!
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Post by swampsnake on Jan 19, 2016 7:06:18 GMT
My favourite tea shoppe in ye olde Warwick round the corner from where I work. Just as delightful inside with a great range of teas and food. Not cheap but you get what you pay for as we all know. I like to sit upstairs in the comfy settees they have and stare out that window and people watch, like some kind of mediaeval nonce.  That's almost nice enough for Mr and Mrs Northy to go in  |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 19, 2016 8:11:43 GMT
Medieval nonce - I like it
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Jan 19, 2016 9:44:24 GMT
Medieval nonce - I like it They're the best type of nonce.Full of grandeur and molestation. |
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Post by Northy on Jan 19, 2016 10:42:03 GMT
Don't do the starbucks, costa coffee, shit stuff, I do like a nice little perculation at home or a local independent cafe, bruscheta in Northwich or Mad hatters in Chester, which always seems to have the upmarket young ladies on hen weekends in, having lunchtime cake and bubbly before going out in the evening to get ratted and rutted madhatterstearooms.co.uk/ |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 19, 2016 11:33:24 GMT
Starbucks wankers.
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Post by iancransonsknees on Jan 19, 2016 21:14:18 GMT
Rawr in 'Castle is okay, the bint likes it. Was rammed the last time I got in there.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jan 19, 2016 22:01:07 GMT
Don't drink coffee myself,but went out from work and one of the girls said let's call into the Costa drive-thru just off the A50! I'll buy I s aid-£3.60!!!! For a coffee!!! £3.60!!!!! Yeah it had a bit of caramel or some such in it but £3.60!!! And she never even noshed me off! Thats fucking disgraceful!.... Has she no manners? |
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Post by Revolver Ocelot on Jan 19, 2016 22:18:24 GMT
I hate coffee and tea.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Sept 3, 2017 22:41:41 GMT
been the Nantwich food festival today which was in all fairness, very fucking good but what disappointed me the most was the amount of cunts buying coffee from clapped out VW campers instead of pints of beer / lager / cider; if you want a hot drink then what the fucks up with tea? ( drop of milk & 1 sugar if you were wondering).
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Post by Time4aPINT on Sept 3, 2017 23:11:11 GMT
I drink coffee from the vending machine at work but other than that I rarely touch the stuff. Would have tea from the vending machine but you get a cup of water with a tea bag floating around in it. It's a major trauma locating the string and dunking it up and down for an age to get a decent strength and then you've got the excessive effort of getting the teabag in the bin without dripping tea fucking everywhere.
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Post by happycarrot on Sept 4, 2017 6:33:55 GMT
Love coffee but rarely been to one of the arty farty coffee stores. Not due to the price but don't feel the need to have a bloody coffee in one hand and I phone in the other looking like a 3rd class estate agent first thing in the morning. Have a decent machine at home before I leave, as for fruit and veg as an alternative,they really are the food of gays, cucumbers were invented in Turkish prisons,hate to think where pineapples came from.
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Post by Northy on Sept 21, 2017 8:57:57 GMT
Love coffee but rarely been to one of the arty farty coffee stores. Not due to the price but don't feel the need to have a bloody coffee in one hand and I phone in the other looking like a 3rd class estate agent first thing in the morning. Have a decent machine at home before I leave, as for fruit and veg as an alternative,they really are the food of gays, cucumbers were invented in Turkish prisons, hate to think where pineapples came from. Paraguay I cant think of anything funny or exciting to say about Paraguay. |
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Post by happycarrot on Sept 21, 2017 21:21:33 GMT
Love coffee but rarely been to one of the arty farty coffee stores. Not due to the price but don't feel the need to have a bloody coffee in one hand and I phone in the other looking like a 3rd class estate agent first thing in the morning. Have a decent machine at home before I leave, as for fruit and veg as an alternative,they really are the food of gays, cucumbers were invented in Turkish prisons, hate to think where pineapples came from. Paraguay I cant think of anything funny or exciting to say about Paraguay. Para gay is quite funny |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 22, 2017 18:48:40 GMT
Especially to marines
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Post by happycarrot on Sept 24, 2017 21:00:27 GMT
The love lubed pineapples according to What Fruit Military Magazine and we know who else loves them...yep them |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 25, 2017 9:39:23 GMT
Boy George used to shove Toblerones from hotel minibars up his arse, then re-wrap them and put them back in the minibar, does that count??
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