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Post by starkiller on Jul 8, 2016 14:30:08 GMT
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Post by happycarrot on Jul 8, 2016 14:58:23 GMT
I was in a queue in Morissons the other day behind a woman who made Vanessa Feltz look like Lena Zavaroni. Was the 10 items or less and the cheeky feckin whale when told by the cashier decided to sort her shopping into 10s and pay separately with her family of Barbapapa clone kids. I hope the stupid cow got harpooned on the way home.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jul 8, 2016 18:02:44 GMT
My brother overhead a fatty on the phone in a shop the other day
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She was telling her associate how she had tried mayo on oatcakes that morning; apparently they were horrible... But she ate them anyway!
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Post by happycarrot on Jul 8, 2016 18:33:20 GMT
I can never understand people who queue to go into pubs. Is a pub in Nantwich called Nakatcha, shit pub, some ass pretending to be a DJ and birds who look like Nerys Hughes. You can guarantee on Saturday night they'll be a queue waiting to pay to get in...
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Post by Northy on Jul 8, 2016 18:59:44 GMT
Fookin eck, how sad are the people in that story
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jul 8, 2016 20:04:25 GMT
I can never understand people who queue to go into pubs. Is a pub in Nantwich called Nakatcha, shit pub, some ass pretending to be a DJ and birds who look like Nerys Hughes. You can guarantee on Saturday night they'll be a queue waiting to pay to get in... Were going on a Leo Sayer in Nantrich tomorrow, any inside info? |
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Post by starkiller on Jul 8, 2016 20:13:51 GMT
That pussy-whipped bloke with his shit TV allows his picture to be taken for a national newspaper.
Apparently his woman said he wouldn't be allowed home if he didn't get the TV.
That was his opportunity...
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Post by happycarrot on Jul 8, 2016 20:14:51 GMT
I can never understand people who queue to go into pubs. Is a pub in Nantwich called Nakatcha, shit pub, some ass pretending to be a DJ and birds who look like Nerys Hughes. You can guarantee on Saturday night they'll be a queue waiting to pay to get in... Were going on a Leo Sayer in Nantrich tomorrow, any inside info? Yep, his early stuff was better and avoid throwing undies until his dressed as a clown encore. Beer Dock opened in Nantwich tonight, over 300 beers if going for a pre gig scoop. Some great suff to try.......oh and avoid Nakatcha, they don't don't play any Sayer , only David Essex and The best of Roger Whittaker |
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Post by happycarrot on Jul 8, 2016 20:15:50 GMT
That pussy-whipped bloke with his shit TV allows his picture to be taken for a national newspaper. Apparently his woman said he wouldn't be allowed home if he didn't get the TV. That was his opportunity... Leo Sayer? |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jul 8, 2016 21:01:42 GMT
Queuing for a shop?...
If Harrods were opening a tunstall branch I wouldn't queu up, never mind fuckil Aldi!
Anyway, where should I be heading for in Nantwich for a day / early evening of drinking?
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Post by happycarrot on Jul 8, 2016 21:08:18 GMT
Queuing forin the ma shop?... If Harrods were opening a tunstall branch I wouldn't queu up, never mind fuckil Aldi! Anyway, where should I be heading for in Nantwich for a day / early evening of drinking? Black Lion on Welsh Row if you like those ale things, Beer Dock worth a look and if a nice day , The Bowling Green. Talbot in town centre I like ...avoid The Shakespeare, Red Cow and Crown Hotel. Great town for scoops. |
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Jul 8, 2016 23:34:04 GMT
Absolute Whoppers
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Post by starkiller on Jul 9, 2016 7:13:16 GMT
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Post by The Funkasaurus on Jul 9, 2016 8:53:29 GMT
SK - that's two Daily Fail links in one thread, 15 mins time out please.
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Post by starkiller on Jul 9, 2016 9:09:01 GMT
SK - that's two Daily Fail links in one thread, 15 mins time out please. I find it to be the world's oracle on folk who queue for store openings. |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 9, 2016 11:13:19 GMT
"Shopper Melvin Flood, 69, who travelled 12 miles from the village where he lives in Worcestershire, said: 'It's very nice, it is lovely inside."
Wow, sounds like Melvin Flood, 69, from some shit village had a great time at the Aldi store in St Johns, near Worcester city centre. Who's up for a message board day out to Aldi?
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Jul 9, 2016 13:47:15 GMT
Complete and utter fuckwits
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Jul 29, 2016 21:43:24 GMT
Can't imagine people queuing for AIDS. That would make an amusing headline.
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Post by bigarthur on Jul 30, 2016 10:35:59 GMT
The proles will stand in line to be gassed,so waiting inline comes natural to them.
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Post by happycarrot on Jul 30, 2016 16:16:35 GMT
I never understood people queueing for toilets when there's a perfectly good floor
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