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Post by Salopstick on Nov 30, 2016 19:49:00 GMT
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Nov 30, 2016 20:37:41 GMT
Worst pattie ever; shit burgers.... But strangely adequate.
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Post by Northy on Dec 1, 2016 6:29:32 GMT
98, age or stones ?
RIP, they kept many a student and young person alive
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Post by Shiny Nosehair on Dec 1, 2016 8:11:39 GMT
Inventor?
It's a fucking burger!!
A shit one at that with too much bread
He may have invented the name, I'll give him that
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 1, 2016 8:15:31 GMT
They should invent one called the "thunder-bastard" , I'd buy that!
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Post by happycarrot on Dec 1, 2016 22:35:43 GMT
They put too much shit on a Big Mac, green stuff and sauce. Bring back the old fashioned burger when beef came from camels and salad was for Greeks and Turkish benders. A 1/4 pounder with cheese, that's a burger, not a salad infused pink sauced behemoth.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 2, 2016 0:00:12 GMT
And now Manuel has kharked it, I often imagined if he married Fat Boy Slims wife, he would have been Andrew Ball Sachs, sleep well sweet prince
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Dec 2, 2016 0:05:54 GMT
They should invent one called the "thunder-bastard" , I'd buy that! I want nothing more right now than a thunder bastard with bacon and chilli sauce, large fries and a Coke. |
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Post by happycarrot on Dec 2, 2016 0:55:11 GMT
Argentina has the brilliantly named Barfy Burger
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Post by Northy on Dec 8, 2016 14:41:04 GMT
RIP Greg lake, hang on in there everybody, only 3 weeks to go
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Post by Northy on Dec 12, 2016 22:03:27 GMT
walter swinburn, ian mackaskil gone today
wrap david attenborough up in cotton wool until 1st Jan
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 13, 2016 8:21:30 GMT
Walter Swinburne will be sadly missed, right up there with Bowie and Prince
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Post by happycarrot on Dec 13, 2016 10:13:59 GMT
Walter Swinburne will be sadly missed, right up there with Bowie and Prince Not so much Prince Bowie and Swinburn should have made a record together. Life on Mares perhaps or the Man who foaled the world. |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 13, 2016 11:53:15 GMT
Fuck off, what about "Tonight lets party like its the 4:30 from Chepstow"..?
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 13, 2016 12:02:05 GMT
Horse racing coverage on the beeb used to be the cuntiest most annoying thing ever in the world ever. There would be something like..... " and Botham brings up his hundred by hitting Alderman over the long on boundary for 6, surely if he can bat another half hour England can save the test match, and now over to Chepstow for the Kentucky Fried Chicken Handicap Hurdles with Julian Thingy" - then you get the womens hats, horses wondering around aimlessly on the course for 15 minutes, followed by a race, followed by the winners enclosure then back to Lords ..." where the SAS are firing missiles at the huge flying saucer. The pavilion is on fire, the alien robots have been beaten back by Richie Benaud, backed up by Ian Durie, Pauline Black from The Selecter and look, Lord Lucan is riding across the outfield on Shergar.. "now back to Chepstow where the mayor will be awarding the prizes to the winners... then we're straight over to Wincanton for the 4:45 Roys Tyres and Exhausts Handicap Hurdle .... why didnt they just go straight to the start of the race, runners and riders then fast forward the race to the final furlong then back to whatever was going on that was more interesting than fucking horse racing. Cunts.
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Post by Northy on Dec 13, 2016 15:21:51 GMT
you arent too keen on horse racing then campers?
Im all for watching a few fillys rumps.
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Post by happycarrot on Dec 13, 2016 17:13:44 GMT
Interrupting cricket with nudie vids of Vanessa Feltz singing the hits of Racey beats blokes in white chucking a ball at some sticks and rubbing it on their nuts whilst half dead wax moustached survivors from the Boer war in Panama hats clap half heartedly at Willy scoring 50 rounders or whatever
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Post by Northy on Dec 14, 2016 8:04:52 GMT
Interrupting cricket with nudie vids of Vanessa Feltz singing the hits of Racey beats blokes in white chucking a ball at some sticks and rubbing it on their nuts whilst half dead wax moustached survivors from the Boer war in Panama hats clap half heartedly at Willy scoring 50 rounders or whatever vanessa feltz, will she or wont she, will she need a lot of loving or not? fooked if im finding out thats one for clive wilson and the lads to find out. shudders at the thought |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 14, 2016 13:35:51 GMT
Dick Van Dyke turned 91 this week and Kirk Douglas 100, they must be hoping 2016 ends asap.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 19, 2016 0:10:00 GMT
Zsa zsa Gabor has just kharked it but at 99, she must have felt disappointed being left at the non strikers end
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