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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Mar 1, 2017 23:39:07 GMT
Fucking Bullseye tonight, classic. Couple of welsh fundamentalists got to prize board, got some good prizes and gambled, non darter got 69, darter got 20 on his first throw and needed 12 from his last two throws and threw a 1 and an 8, I was singing the "cunt cunt" song at the tv til the 11 year old told me I was keeping him awake
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Mar 1, 2017 23:40:01 GMT
I think I'm taking it too seriously
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Mar 5, 2017 23:26:46 GMT
Had a wank about a girlfriend from 18 years ago, it's quite distressing she's my "go to " and her daughter is only a few years younger than the ex was when we met!! Bastard linear time
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Post by Northy on Mar 6, 2017 5:54:51 GMT
Had a wank about a girlfriend from 18 years ago, it's quite distressing she's my "go to " and her daughter is only a few years younger than the ex was when we met!! Bastard linear time does the daughter look like the mum? no wanking thoughts about a double up with them both? |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Mar 6, 2017 8:01:30 GMT
Actually she does look exactly like her, and no, because of the stupidness of the brain, she's sort of frozen at 8 when I last saw her, mind u it cuts both ways as her mum hasn't aged terribly well 😉
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Post by Northy on Mar 6, 2017 14:33:03 GMT
couple of weeks ago in the office in stevenage I found a large dangly ear ring that I handed into reception, today in the canteen at lunchtime I saw said ear ring on a person; basically a six foot 2 bloke in womens clothes who must have just started to cross dress
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Mar 6, 2017 16:01:07 GMT
Actually she does look exactly like her, and no, because of the stupidness of the brain, she's sort of frozen at 8 when I last saw her, mind u it cuts both ways as her mum hasn't aged terribly well 😉 Actually, there is a picture of her elsewhere on this forum! |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Mar 6, 2017 16:01:50 GMT
couple of weeks ago in the office in stevenage I found a large dangly ear ring that I handed into reception, today in the canteen at lunchtime I saw said ear ring on a person; basically a six foot 2 bloke in womens clothes who must have just started to cross dress How delightful. I hope you didnt try and collect your "reward". |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Mar 7, 2017 22:20:43 GMT
Just saw one of them McVitee ads with grey kittens coming out of biscuit packets, one of the chicks is black and I'm not sure black girls like kittens or biscuits , they prefer dresses and music I think
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Mar 8, 2017 10:20:09 GMT
Must have been a big gayer
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Post by Northy on Mar 9, 2017 14:30:39 GMT
There was the annual budget yesterday, some people aren't happy and some are OK
move on to next year
but there isn't a spring budget next year, aaaaahhh panic
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Mar 10, 2017 18:00:33 GMT
I tell you the Gays love budgets, I think it's the colourful feathers, the repetitive looking in mirrors and the "whose a pretty boy then" thing
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Mar 10, 2017 22:56:50 GMT
I tell you the Gays love budgets, I think it's the colourful feathers, the repetitive looking in mirrors and the "whose a pretty boy then" thing and close interaction with their own faeces. |
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Post by Northy on Mar 14, 2017 15:20:41 GMT
Im in Thurrock this week, we have an external audit, an American is carrying it out and his surname is .....
Dickerman
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Mar 14, 2017 21:11:36 GMT
First name Isaac
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Post by Northy on Mar 15, 2017 3:55:17 GMT
not that good of one, Fred
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Post by Northy on Mar 15, 2017 4:04:59 GMT
how many people have said this one my line for most things is, Ive got a cure for that  |
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Post by Northy on Mar 18, 2017 20:14:58 GMT
daughters friend with the great norks is staying over tonight, white blouse with the top 2 buttons undone, trying not to have a sly look ...
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Mar 18, 2017 23:31:07 GMT
Get your camera to have a look!
Also, chuck berry is dead.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Mar 19, 2017 22:25:11 GMT
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