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Campervan Von Bigglesworth
Gordon Banks

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Early Christmas List Apr 27, 2017 15:29:33 GMT

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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Apr 27, 2017 15:29:33 GMT

www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/apr/27/race-to-build-world-first-sex-robot

Ok you sick perverts, who fancies one of them there sex robots then. I've been out with a few it must be admitted but there ones are actual sex robots.

Sort of.

Like having an Alexa you can spunk in. It might give you a weather forecast or turn your heating on as well. We just don't know.

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EnricoPalazzo Peter Hoekstra Posts: 1,711 Likes: 828	Early Christmas List Apr 27, 2017 15:34:01 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by EnricoPalazzo on Apr 27, 2017 15:34:01 GMT They look fucking petrifying. i'd rather fuck a walkman.
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JonesInAMillion Mark Stein Posts: 6,751 Likes: 2,107	Early Christmas List Apr 27, 2017 19:57:23 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by JonesInAMillion on Apr 27, 2017 19:57:23 GMT this could eradicate the female species.
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Campervan Von Bigglesworth Gordon Banks I know where you live! Posts: 14,016 Likes: 3,505	Early Christmas List Apr 27, 2017 20:12:46 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Apr 27, 2017 20:12:46 GMT I'd rather fuck the talky one that the miserable cow doing the interview, never mind the crazy lezzer professor standing up for the rights of the sex robot!
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Time4aPINT
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Early Christmas List Apr 27, 2017 23:08:00 GMT Campervan Von Bigglesworth and EnricoPalazzo like this

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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 27, 2017 23:08:00 GMT

Apr 27, 2017 15:34:01 GMT EnricoPalazzo said:

They look fucking petrifying. i'd rather fuck a walkman.

Fucking a Walkman would be very gay. If only Sony had invented a Walkwoman.....

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Time4aPINT Gordon Banks The good doctor He was a wise man who invented beer. -Plato Posts: 11,016 Likes: 3,393	Early Christmas List Apr 27, 2017 23:08:31 GMT RickyFullerBeer and Northy like this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 27, 2017 23:08:31 GMT In other news...... I would fuck a sex robot!
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happycarrot Mark Stein I knew a woman once, but she died soon afterwards. Posts: 5,023 Likes: 1,594	Early Christmas List Apr 28, 2017 1:52:44 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by happycarrot on Apr 28, 2017 1:52:44 GMT Apr 27, 2017 23:08:31 GMT Time4aPINT said: In other news...... I would fuck a sex robot! I reckon by February 2019, sex robots will have taken over the world and eaten all the Ryvitas
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Northy
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Early Christmas List Apr 28, 2017 8:00:21 GMT via Tapatalk

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Post by Northy on Apr 28, 2017 8:00:21 GMT

Apr 28, 2017 1:52:44 GMT happycarrot said:

Apr 27, 2017 23:08:31 GMT Time4aPINT said:

In other news......

I would fuck a sex robot!

I reckon by February 2019, sex robots will have taken over the world and eaten all the Ryvitas

i thought all the ryvitas had been brought up by Donald Trump to build a wall.

wouldnt it be easier and cheaper to watch an episode of escape to the country with a nice cup of tea, rather than pay £50k for a scary sex doll you have to wash out yourself

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happycarrot
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Early Christmas List Apr 29, 2017 22:10:31 GMT

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