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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jun 26, 2017 20:17:33 GMT
kids sportsday (sprint).
by fuck it hurts.... in the pocket too!
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jun 26, 2017 20:27:21 GMT
We need more details so we can laugh at your stupidity!
Hope you are still able to do the important things like beer drinking and self pleasure.... and I hope you are not in too much pain.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jun 26, 2017 21:24:27 GMT
Running & slipped, simple as that  It hurts like fuck, will put me off work for 4-6 weeks and id guess only the entire school, teaching staff & 300 parents were watching  |
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Post by Northy on Jun 27, 2017 7:17:45 GMT
Did you win before slipping over though? No shit hotels though, that's something to think about, or are you self employed now and it'll be a bugger?
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jun 27, 2017 8:58:28 GMT
I hope you didnt squeal like a little girl!
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jun 27, 2017 19:19:26 GMT
I'm going to start a list of "things you can't do with a bosted clavical"...
Get dressed
Drive
Wipe arse
Bath
Sleep
Be in comfort
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Post by happycarrot on Jun 27, 2017 19:27:22 GMT
I'm going to start a list of "things you can't do with a bosted clavical"... Get dressed Drive Wipe arse Bath Sleep Be in comfort Can you peel potatoes/ Just curious- is for a school project or something |
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Jun 27, 2017 19:35:13 GMT
I hope you didnt squeal like a little girl! Or a pig . . |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jun 28, 2017 11:06:31 GMT
...wash hands
Butter toast
Dishes
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Post by Northy on Jun 28, 2017 12:57:20 GMT
I'm going to start a list of "things you can't do with a bosted clavical"... Get dressed Drive Wipe arse Bath Sleep Be in comfort Does your Mrs have to wipe your arse, I bet she's cut fibre are beer from your diet |
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Post by iancransonsknees on Jun 28, 2017 17:41:28 GMT
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jun 29, 2017 6:44:44 GMT
Remember when Harold Bishop broke both his arms and Mike had to wipe his arse ?
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jul 1, 2017 23:04:30 GMT
applaud
tie shoe laces
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Post by happycarrot on Jul 2, 2017 12:01:18 GMT
Remember when Harold Bishop broke both his arms and Mike had to wipe his arse ? Was the scat version on Neighbours on at Tea-time them? I saw the one where Mrs Mangel fisted Bouncer |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jul 2, 2017 19:21:22 GMT
mow the lawn
pair socks
clean my left ear
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Post by Northy on Jul 3, 2017 6:45:25 GMT
mow the lawn pair socks clean my left ear managed a left handed wank yet ? |
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Jul 4, 2017 11:56:08 GMT
mow the lawn pair socks clean my left ear managed a left handed wank yet ? witchcraft |
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Post by happycarrot on Jul 4, 2017 22:49:13 GMT
Ker Plunk and Morris Dancing must be awkward
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jul 5, 2017 21:09:03 GMT
Or Buckaroo , or indeed juggling
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jul 5, 2017 21:22:56 GMT
applying deodorant to either pit
buttering bread
wear watch on correct hand
zips
wear t-shirts
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