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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jul 10, 2017 21:07:39 GMT
got myself one of those old people knobs for my steering wheel so I can have a crack a driving soon (auto box).
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jul 11, 2017 9:51:34 GMT
If they made on in the actual shape of a knob, that would be awesome.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jul 11, 2017 21:50:50 GMT
If they made on in the actual shape of a knob, that would be awesome. its embarrassing enough but whatever floats your boat I suppose ;D |
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Post by happycarrot on Jul 13, 2017 20:03:08 GMT
If they made on in the actual shape of a knob, that would be awesome. Didn't they do that in Top Gear or Grand Tour when James May got hurt? was actually pretty funny as he's a sour old puss |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jul 15, 2017 20:22:34 GMT
my armpit hair on the injured side is falling out in clumps; is this likely to be connected or indeed, as I suspect the answer may be, aids related?
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 15, 2017 20:58:17 GMT
Sounds like hair scurvy. Eat an apple and stick a clove of garlic up your bumhole and you will probably not die from bald armpit syndrome.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jul 25, 2017 20:57:54 GMT
Personal hygiene has taken a twatting over the past few (hot) weeks; my feet are appalling, pits are a disgrace and my cock is atrocious  |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 25, 2017 21:18:00 GMT
Personal hygiene has taken a twatting over the past few (hot) weeks; my feet are appalling, pits are a disgrace and my cock is atrocious Soap and water will work wonders you smelly bastard. I assume you have one good arm to use. |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Aug 5, 2017 22:27:33 GMT
update... still bruised, still fucked, still in a sling and still little to no use to me. xray on the 22nd* *bet they operate on me |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Aug 5, 2017 23:44:28 GMT
End of the month will be enough time for it to heal properly. Unless you are being a massive bellend and trying to use your fucked up arm all the time.
Speaking of bellends. How are your personal hygiene issues?
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Aug 9, 2017 20:21:37 GMT
Obvs 1863 is the first port of call for any medical condition so... my collar bone is now shorter than it was, I'm a bit lob sided. I cant raise my armoutwards (like the chicken dance action). Is it proper permo-fucked? |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Aug 9, 2017 21:41:25 GMT
It will be fine. Full movement might take a while to come back but 'light exercising of the arm' once fully healed is likely to help.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Aug 9, 2017 23:20:13 GMT
It will be fine. Full movement might take a while to come back but 'light exercising of the arm' once fully healed is likely to help. hope youre right but suspect youre wrong t4ap Got a lot of respect for the nhs but I'm pretty sure they've stiffed me this time, sure an op was needed, not a sling for 2 nearly months. |
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Post by happycarrot on Aug 10, 2017 8:15:12 GMT
update... still bruised, still fucked, still in a sling and still little to no use to me. xray on the 22nd* Probably amputate your arm and give up one of those litter pick up things in it's place. Be like a kind of low budget Robocop but handy for tidying up discarded McD's wrappers |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Aug 10, 2017 17:18:55 GMT
Can you get someone to wank u off on the nhs or do u go private for that??
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Post by Northy on Aug 29, 2017 11:51:17 GMT
My Auntie (from Leek) bost her left collar bone on Saturday, she turned up at a bit of a family gathering on Sunday with it in a sling, nice coloured bruising around the area.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Aug 29, 2017 21:57:14 GMT
My bruise is still just about there.
Your auntie is probably fitter than me and mine still quite fucked; out of the sling but ive got zero strength and very limited movment.
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Post by Northy on Aug 30, 2017 11:06:49 GMT
My bruise is still just about there. Your auntie is probably fitter than me and mine still quite fucked; out of the sling but ive got zero strength and very limited movment. she's about 70 so probably is  |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Aug 30, 2017 20:35:56 GMT
My bruise is still just about there. Your auntie is probably fitter than me and mine still quite fucked; out of the sling but ive got zero strength and very limited movment. she's about 70 so probably is you could probably drop the probably |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Sept 3, 2017 22:43:41 GMT
bruising now gone and first physio session complete; still v little movement though the physio was lovely.
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