Scumbag Holidays

[Campervan Von Bigglesworth]

www.theguardian.com/culture/2017/aug/29/notting-hill-carnival-arrests-down-after-controversial-crackdown

Well, I noted this little nugget today, local scumbags sent on a 100 quid holiday to get them out of the way of the Notting Hill Carnival. Well, I think its great that our finest scumbags are at last getting the rewards and recognition that they deserve and it of course motivates a new generation of scumbags to raise their game if they were unlucky enough to miss out this year!

[Northy]

Think I'll go and smash a few shop windows in and tell the police I'm practicing for the next Northwich derby, they may send me away on holiday for the weekend when it's on.