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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 1, 2017 12:09:26 GMT
I accidentally happened on hidden camera footage of women using the toilet recently, and was somewhat dismayed to find out that a significant number of them used the same piece of tissue paper that they used to wipe their delightful front lady bottoms free of lady wee, to then press the handle of the toilet. This came across as distinctly unsavoury and I had to view the website for a number of hours to confirm this disgusting behaviour. Do any other readers know of similarly bizarre female toilet behaviours?
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Post by Northy on Sept 1, 2017 13:30:44 GMT
I accidentally happened on hidden camera footage of women using the toilet recently, and was somewhat dismayed to find out that a significant number of them used the same piece of tissue paper that they used to wipe their delightful front lady bottoms free of lady wee, to then press the handle of the toilet. This came across as distinctly unsavoury and I had to view the website for a number of hours to confirm this disgusting behaviour. Do any other readers know of similarly bizarre female toilet behaviours? No, it's a private thing for ladies at least that's what the rather shouty woman told me after seeing me looking under the toilet door in the pub. |
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Post by Northy on Sept 1, 2017 13:32:14 GMT
It does sound strange flushing the toilet with piss soaked paper.
It's got me thinking now the daughter has one of her old UNI friends staying over tonight before they go off to London for the weekend.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Sept 1, 2017 15:27:35 GMT
Maybe you should fit CCTV in your bathroom to check for flush handle contamination.
Tell everyone that toilet roll theft is on the rise in Northwich to justify the cameras.
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Post by Northy on Sept 1, 2017 15:51:56 GMT
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Post by happycarrot on Sept 2, 2017 22:21:21 GMT
I can't imagine the Queen going to the toilet |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Sept 2, 2017 23:52:39 GMT
The Queen is the symbolic head of our fine nation and also is obviously a reptilian shape-shifting alien but I would bet that her shit still stinks and her piss is probably the same colour as Earl Grey tea.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 4, 2017 10:47:01 GMT
I think if a bloke fitted 6 bog rolls up his arse, he deserves to keep them, along with some sort of sponsorship deal from the manufacturer. Of bog paper, not arses obviously.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 4, 2017 22:37:20 GMT
Best thing about this thread is how nobody thought it at all funny I was looking at a thread of women weeding, at last I feel accepted
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Post by Time4aPINT on Sept 4, 2017 23:20:48 GMT
Best thing about this thread is how nobody thought it at all funny I was looking at a thread of women weeding, at last I feel accepted Women weeding. What the fuck! This is not bloody Garden Banter. |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 4, 2017 23:27:21 GMT
God bless autocorrect
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Post by Northy on Sept 5, 2017 8:16:29 GMT
still waiting for the details of how you actually came across the hidden camera footage so we can check if we actually accidentally come across it  |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 5, 2017 14:57:02 GMT
I was entering a google search for "pictures of women weeding" and suddenly there they were.
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Post by happycarrot on Sept 7, 2017 16:59:47 GMT
I was entering a google search for "pictures of women weeding" and suddenly there they were. I just got some old dear in garden gloves pulling up weeds when I Googled. The gloves looked quite erotic but the woman who looked like Malcolm McDonald wearing them, less so. |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Oct 3, 2020 17:44:59 GMT
Nothing really to add on the beautiful subject of women urinating but I thought this golden thread deserves another tinkle at the top of the board instead of all that Vietnamese gambling piss.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 4, 2020 11:11:00 GMT
And I for one welcome our female sprinkling overlords
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Post by bucknall67 on Oct 19, 2020 13:39:05 GMT
I am just off to google 'Pictures of women weeding' to see what appears.😊
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 21, 2020 9:39:18 GMT
me too!
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