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Post by Time4aPINT on Oct 27, 2020 19:23:07 GMT
The Metro and several regional news outlets showed massive incompetence today by getting duped by an obviously fake twitter account claiming that Woolworths was set to start trading again and was in the process of reopening shops.
Bellends!
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Post by Time4aPINT on Oct 31, 2020 13:19:45 GMT
Boris Johnson is to hold a news conference about his lockdown u-turn at 4pm. Slap bang in the middle of football. Just goes to show how clueless and out of touch with normal folk these wanker politicians are.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Oct 31, 2020 14:00:09 GMT
The floppy blond bumbling toff has moved his briefing to 5pm now. To clash with final score instead of the actual football. Maybe his handler Dom. Cummings has read my post.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Nov 1, 2020 10:12:41 GMT
Sean Connery has croaked, safe from the tax man at last
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jan 29, 2021 12:45:07 GMT
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Mar 8, 2021 11:48:57 GMT
Royal Family "not keen on Darkies" shock. Prince Harry shocked at not getting paid for not doing his job shock.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 8, 2021 13:14:15 GMT
Royal Family "not keen on Darkies" shock. Prince Harry shocked at not getting paid for not doing his job shock. Seems a peculiar choice to ask former Arsenal striker Ian Wright to conduct the interview and why did he do it in drag. These are the questions that I want answering.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Mar 8, 2021 13:50:34 GMT
I think Ian would be an excellent choice and I'm assuming he know the programme would be shown on International Women's Day and he wanted to show solidarity with women of all genders.
Of course as a fan of classic British sports cars, I myself, am proud to identify as part of the MGBGT community.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 24, 2021 12:19:49 GMT
New research suggests that COVID19 can be spread by an infected person farting.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jul 26, 2021 8:38:35 GMT
If that was the case, I'd be the bestest ever super spreader.
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Post by Mr Katy Perry on Aug 4, 2021 10:16:05 GMT
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Post by Time4aPINT on Aug 4, 2021 14:39:34 GMT
I'm more offended that they called a product 'Yumnuts'.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Aug 7, 2021 17:15:29 GMT
However if a girlfriend calls you that, it’s a good thing
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Post by Time4aPINT on Oct 1, 2021 7:37:01 GMT
Breking news from Turkey:
A missing man in Turkey accidentally joined his own search party for hours before realising he was the person they were looking for, local Turkish media reports.
Beyhan Mutlu had been drinking with friends on Tuesday when he wandered into a forest in Bursa province.
When he failed to return, his wife and friends alerted local authorities and a search party was sent out.
Mr Mutlu, 50, then stumbled across the search party and decided to join them, local media reported.
It was only when members of the search party began calling out his name that he realized they were searching for him.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Oct 3, 2021 14:13:42 GMT
School urges parents not to wear dressing gowns when dropping off children.
The above is a headline from Stoke-on-Trent Live. The school in question is in fucking Middlesbrough. Just one of the many shit stories that are not even remotely local on Stoke-on-Trent's shitty local news website.
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