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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 8, 2022 17:36:23 GMT
The Queen is dead , killed by Liz Truss
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 8, 2022 18:12:17 GMT
On the bright side , she won’t have to bother sending herself a telegram
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Post by Time4aPINT on Sept 8, 2022 19:33:06 GMT
Very sad. She served Great Britain well and was respected around the world.
I am typing this heartfelt tribute whilst sat on 'the throne' at work. Had to come for a poo because the local radio station (The Hitmix) is playing proper depressing music. My poo was quite gassy too.
Prince Charles is now King Charles III.
His new title makes me think of a Spaniel dog.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Sept 8, 2022 19:36:26 GMT
The Queen is dead , killed by Liz Truss Tragic really that The Queen's last two official duties were to meet Boris Johnson and a few hours later Liz Truss. |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 8, 2022 20:27:36 GMT
It’s funny, feels quite surreal really , I expect plenty of low level racism in the next few days …
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 8, 2022 20:35:06 GMT
BBC 8 hours ago reported “the queen is under medical supervision “ , we can only presume by Harold Shipman
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enochowl
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Post by enochowl on Sept 9, 2022 11:48:41 GMT
Could of been worse she could have died in the shithole of Dublin
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 9, 2022 17:20:24 GMT
Could of been worse she could have died in the shithole of Dublin Ah, Prince Andrew has joined us, sorry if I trod on your pet corn Your Highness, now off and give your tiara a wobble |
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Post by enochowl on Sept 10, 2022 11:47:09 GMT
Could of been worse she could have died in the shithole of Dublin Ah, Prince Andrew has joined us, sorry if I trod on your pet corn Your Highness, now off and give your tiara a wobble Ok Prestwich Potter |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Sept 10, 2022 17:58:17 GMT
Enoch, you come across as a right weird, angry, hate filled cunt. Have a wank or something and calm the fuck down dude. |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Sept 11, 2022 20:17:45 GMT
Prince Andrew has been given thd job of looking after the Queen's corgis. Hopefully the sex addicted sweaty nonce won't try to fuck them.
God save the dogs!
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 13, 2022 8:32:38 GMT
He's not trusted with the dogs, he's looking after Her Maj's collection of small metal toy cars.
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Post by Mr_Sausage on Sept 13, 2022 11:10:26 GMT
Good job Jimmy Saville is dead as he'd have got an invite to pay his respects and he'd have brought a hot water bottle and some lube with him.
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Post by Mr Katy Perry on Sept 13, 2022 16:20:27 GMT
Good job Jimmy Saville is dead as he'd have got an invite to pay his respects and he'd have brought a hot water bottle and some lube with him. Hot water bottle🤣 the fussy sod |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 13, 2022 20:12:54 GMT
Good job Jimmy Saville is dead as he'd have got an invite to pay his respects and he'd have brought a hot water bottle and some lube with him. No chance of that, there's a national lube shortage, its all been sent to Russia because their army has been done up the arse big time. |
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Post by enochowl on Sept 14, 2022 13:15:50 GMT
Enoch, you come across as a right weird, angry, hate filled cunt. Have a wank or something and calm the fuck down dude. Weird no il leave that for all the woke lot on the wank oatcake fanzine , marshalled by snowflakes and vegans |
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Post by Mr_Sausage on Sept 26, 2022 8:47:53 GMT
The fucking Oatcake FFS. The same know it all posters with their frankly piss boring posts as long as your fucking phone screen wanking off their egos and pseudo managerial/football knowledge. Jesus they are mind numbingly boring.
Did I mention how boring they are.
Criminal when you remember the early days and threads like 'ast thee got thyne brown wings'
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 26, 2022 10:18:58 GMT
How long ago was that post? I remember it well
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Post by KernowS on Sept 26, 2022 20:09:45 GMT
The Oatcake was great, until promotion. Then it gradually became awful, aside from the odd decent threads and contributors. However, this place was such a breath of fresh air when it started. Shame it dwindled. Thought I'd come back and see what's what though, although I've periodically lurked over the years.
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Post by KernowS on Sept 26, 2022 20:12:15 GMT
Oh and RIP Liz II
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