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Campervan Von Bigglesworth
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Random bullsh!t Aug 16, 2024 23:49:52 GMT via mobile

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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Aug 16, 2024 23:49:52 GMT

Aug 14, 2024 15:26:19 GMT iancransonsknees said:

Aug 6, 2024 16:13:17 GMT Campervan Von Bigglesworth said:

I imagine that froggy pole vaulter that knocked the bar off with his package isnt going to be short of female offers in the next while.

Is it size or being permanently erect that always prevented Mr S reaching Olympic standard pole vaulting?

I’m not sure you’re allowed to vault with a self grown pole . If that were true, I’d obviously clear nearly 2 feet!

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Random bullsh!t Aug 27, 2024 6:59:24 GMT via mobile

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Post by Mr_Sausage on Aug 27, 2024 6:59:24 GMT

Aug 14, 2024 15:26:19 GMT iancransonsknees said:

Aug 6, 2024 16:13:17 GMT Campervan Von Bigglesworth said:

I imagine that froggy pole vaulter that knocked the bar off with his package isnt going to be short of female offers in the next while.

Is it size or being permanently erect that always prevented Mr S reaching Olympic standard pole vaulting?

I fucking pole vaulted a fair few times when I watched Emma Stone in Poor Things. Ended up fucking pogoing around the living room.

“I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.”

Sorry ... Did I piss on your shoes?

You are aware that Muslims are taking over the World aren't you?

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames.

Time4aPINT Gordon Banks The good doctor He was a wise man who invented beer. -Plato Posts: 11,016 Likes: 3,393	Random bullsh!t Sept 25, 2024 15:18:53 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Time4aPINT on Sept 25, 2024 15:18:53 GMT Staffordshire University have decided to spend a shitload of cash on a rebrand. They will no longer be Staffordshire University. Their new name will be University of Staffordshire. Fucking idiots....
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Campervan Von Bigglesworth Gordon Banks I know where you live! Posts: 14,016 Likes: 3,505	Random bullsh!t Oct 6, 2024 19:45:49 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 6, 2024 19:45:49 GMT I've a new washing machine that plays a victory song when it finishes, sounds right pleased with itself.
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Mr_Sausage Ricardo Fuller Now where did I put my shoes? Posts: 3,760 Likes: 648	Random bullsh!t Oct 21, 2024 9:44:21 GMT via mobile Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Mr_Sausage on Oct 21, 2024 9:44:21 GMT I've been watching Emma Stone again. Fuck me she gives me a reet tight boner. Just fills the wankbank to overflow.
	Back to Top “I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.” Sorry ... Did I piss on your shoes? You are aware that Muslims are taking over the World aren't you? It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames.