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Post by jamlander on Jun 21, 2011 21:11:11 GMT
I never knew the origin of the name Moby Dick until tonight and it's all thanks to Orbs, a man that knows his whales dicks ;D
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Post by Orbs on Jun 21, 2011 21:19:51 GMT
I never knew the origin of the name Moby Dick until tonight and it's all thanks to Orbs, a man that has a whales dick ;D ;D |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 21, 2011 22:21:08 GMT
Welsh bird, dear Jesus, I love her so so much. ♥ Attachments:
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jun 21, 2011 22:22:57 GMT
Welsh bird, dear Jesus, I love her so so much. <3 Aren't you still with that other bird who's just as fit? |
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Post by One-Two on Jun 21, 2011 22:28:40 GMT
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 21, 2011 22:37:05 GMT
Welsh bird, dear Jesus, I love her so so much. <3 Aren't you still with that other bird who's just as fit? It's the weirdest relationship I've ever been in, fuck knows. She said she wouldn't be able to see me over her exams because she gets proper nervous about then so hence in the zone re revision. Fair enough she hardly saw her mates in that time at all. But she was still pretty intensely texting and Facebooking me. Her exams ended today and she's intent on a full on blowout with her mates and she's going to Cornwall next week and I probably won't see her then either, bringing the total time to.... Five weeks without seeing her. I don't think she's seeing anyone else because even her mates are a bit titsed off at having not seen her and she seems a fervently "mates over dates cock" type, but still, it's doing my penis in as I'm sure you can imagine. And before she starts Uni in Sept she's also got to go to Ireland for three days, Europe for three weeks, and fucking Shagaluf for another week. Fucking slut whore bitch, I hate her. But still quite like her in a butterfly-in-tummy way. |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 21, 2011 22:37:55 GMT
Welsh bird is back in Britain though. But in Cardiff, I could get to fucking Paris quicker.  |
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Post by nonington on Jun 21, 2011 22:41:29 GMT
Can't you just masturbate more Boother? ;D
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 21, 2011 22:43:04 GMT
I probably pull the puritan about five times a day as it is.
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jun 21, 2011 22:50:20 GMT
Aren't you still with that other bird who's just as fit? It's the weirdest relationship I've ever been in, fuck knows. She said she wouldn't be able to see me over her exams because she gets proper nervous about then so hence in the zone re revision. Fair enough she hardly saw her mates in that time at all. But she was still pretty intensely texting and Facebooking me. Her exams ended today and she's intent on a full on blowout with her mates and she's going to Cornwall next week and I probably won't see her then either, bringing the total time to.... Five weeks without seeing her. I don't think she's seeing anyone else because even her mates are a bit titsed off at having not seen her and she seems a fervently "mates over dates cock" type, but still, it's doing my penis in as I'm sure you can imagine. And before she starts Uni in Sept she's also got to go to Ireland for three days, Europe for three weeks, and fucking Shagaluf for another week. Fucking slut whore bitch, I hate her. But still quite like her in a butterfly-in-tummy way. Sounds pretty odd My missus goes proper into exam/revision mode but she has to see me for motivation, and also to get a battering of pork sword but she wouldn't go five weeks without seeing me. Just a bit, odd |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 21, 2011 22:53:05 GMT
Exactly. I dunno what to think. I don't wanna go on the pull every week like normal until she specifically ends it in case she's genuine, but still that's well fucking weird, innit?
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Post by SwampySCFC2011 on Jun 21, 2011 22:53:42 GMT
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Jun 21, 2011 22:57:47 GMT
Exactly. I dunno what to think. I don't wanna go on the pull every week like normal until she specifically ends it in case she's genuine, but still that's well fucking weird, innit? It is indeed weird but then again you don't want to say anything because you don't want to sound pushy or weird Quite the pickle you've gotten yourself into |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 21, 2011 23:00:24 GMT
I'm considering faking my own death and seeing how her reaction is at the funeral, then waiting five or six months to see if she moves onto someone else, and then revealing myself to either a) give her the shit of her life for moving on from me or b) revealing myself so she (hopefully) welcomes me back into her life with open arms and an open vagina.
Although that may come across as slightly weird, I dunno, thoughts?
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Post by Donkey on Jun 21, 2011 23:03:55 GMT
I'm considering faking my own death and seeing how her reaction is at the funeral, then waiting five or six months to see if she moves onto someone else, and then revealing myself to either a) give her the shit of her life for moving on from me or b) revealing myself so she (hopefully) welcomes me back into her life with open arms and an open vagina. Although that may come across as slightly weird, I dunno, thoughts? It will back-fire, everyone will hate you, your friends and family won't want to know you and you'll die a sad, lonely old man full of regrets. |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 21, 2011 23:17:06 GMT
It will back-fire, everyone will hate you, your friends and family won't want to know you and you'll die a sad, lonely old man full of regrets. My current status quo... |
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Post by nonington on Jun 21, 2011 23:29:58 GMT
I'm considering faking my own death and seeing how her reaction is at the funeral, then waiting five or six months to see if she moves onto someone else, and then revealing myself to either a) give her the shit of her life for moving on from me or b) revealing myself so she (hopefully) welcomes me back into her life with open arms and an open vagina. Although that may come across as slightly weird, I dunno, thoughts? It will back-fire, everyone will hate you, your friends and family won't want to know you and you'll die a sad, lonely old man full of regrets. I was going to say isn't that your current status Boother?? ;D |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 21, 2011 23:30:54 GMT
Tempted to put it as that now. In fact I will.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 21, 2011 23:35:44 GMT
P*** M****** "Everyone will hate you, your friends and family won't want to know you and you'll die a sad, lonely old man full of regrets". Too fucking right, advice noted.  |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jun 21, 2011 23:36:37 GMT
Yeah I removed it pretty rapidly, I don't wanna look weird.
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