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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Oct 30, 2011 20:04:40 GMT
Virgin sex is shit sex, sorry to burst that bubble. For me, women and sex are more about the mental gratification of dominance and seeing them as my property, so by having the control of popping that cherry, I'd be much happier with that than some independent slut who actually knows how to grind a cock. |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Oct 30, 2011 20:05:10 GMT
Fucking hell, it's Craig in cat form!
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Post by Ben88 on Oct 30, 2011 20:06:50 GMT
Virgin sex is shit sex, sorry to burst that bubble. For me, women and sex are more about the mental gratification of dominance and seeing them as my property, so by having the control of popping that cherry, I'd be much happier with that than some independent slut who actually knows how to grind a cock. everything you say makes me think your a ted bundy waiting to happen. but it does make me laugh. |
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Post by Ribanjo Fuller on Oct 30, 2011 20:09:29 GMT
Virgin sex is shit sex, sorry to burst that bubble. It really is, just when I start working my magic I start to feel guilty and keep asking if I'm hurting them or if she thinks she might be bleeding. |
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Post by Donkey on Oct 30, 2011 20:11:18 GMT
Virgin sex is shit sex, sorry to burst that bubble. It really is, just when I start working my magic I start to feel guilty and keep asking if I'm hurting them or if she thinks she might be bleeding. What you have to think is that she doesn't know what is good sex or bad sex, so you're automatically made to look fucking awesome. The problem comes when she has sex for the 2nd time but its with someone who is great. Then she regrets fucking you first. |
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Post by Ribanjo Fuller on Oct 30, 2011 20:13:29 GMT
I'm pretty sure everyone I've slept with regrets it
Not even arsed
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Post by Ben88 on Oct 30, 2011 20:14:36 GMT
I'm pretty sure everyone I've slept with regrets it Not even arsed i didn't |
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Post by Donkey on Oct 30, 2011 20:14:59 GMT
I'm pretty sure everyone I've slept with regrets it Not even arsed Maybe if you didn't insist on going on top.  |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Oct 30, 2011 20:15:04 GMT
I actually read the whole of ted Bundy's Wikipedia page earlier, no word of a lie! It was semi-accidental though, I went from thinking about Sal to "amputee fetish" on Wikipedia, to "foot fetish", and Ted Bundy was one of the famous people who enjoyed it.
Then I went on Bestgore.com for a while hoping to find a few leaked pics of Bundy victims but couldn't find any, so just looked at "Impalement" for a while instead.
Edit- I suggest you look it up yourself (under orders from the management).
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Post by Ninjadmin on Oct 30, 2011 20:21:36 GMT
Virgin sex is shit sex, sorry to burst that bubble. It really is, just when I start working my magic I start to feel guilty and keep asking if I'm hurting them or if she thinks she might be bleeding. Indeed, I had 2 goes on the last virgin I shagged. The first time she screamed the house down in the early hours of the morning, whilst keeping me at heads length using her thighs... after about 30 minutes of this I just gave up and went to sleep. The 2nd time she just wanted to get it over with so I maneuvered past her thighs, blanked out the screaming and she cried. The only positive that really came out of the experience was that she had no idea that I'd taken the condom off that she made me put on before having a go, that was probably the only thing that stopped my erection from succumbing to her negative vibes. |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Oct 30, 2011 20:27:37 GMT
Whoa whoa whoa, Poisoned had that Mexican chainsaw decapitation up for ages and that was way worse than that. ;D
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Post by Ninjadmin on Oct 30, 2011 21:02:32 GMT
Whoa whoa whoa, Poisoned had that Mexican chainsaw decapitation up for ages and that was way worse than that. ;D Haha yeah... and both were worse than the picture of poo that Proboards told us to take down. Gore (and poo it seems) is way off the Proboads T&C. |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Oct 30, 2011 21:04:16 GMT
Apparently they haven't heard of a little thing called the First Amendment.
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Post by PoisonedMonkey on Oct 30, 2011 21:04:27 GMT
 FUCKING MEOW I would fuck her |
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Post by PoisonedMonkey on Oct 30, 2011 21:05:58 GMT
Whoa whoa whoa, Poisoned had that Mexican chainsaw decapitation up for ages and that was way worse than that. ;D Too right. And now even "best gore" won't show it  |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Oct 30, 2011 21:07:51 GMT
Whoa whoa whoa, Poisoned had that Mexican chainsaw decapitation up for ages and that was way worse than that. ;D Too right. And now even "best gore" won't show it I watched it on there Thursday night, and that Denomperevstk (or whatever the fuck it was (Edit- "Dnipropetrovsk")) hammer killing (Three Guys, One Hammer). It was nowhere near as bad as I was expecting it to be. In fact I slept soundly. Maybe I'm just a really sick fucker. |
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Post by PoisonedMonkey on Oct 30, 2011 21:21:04 GMT
Winner, it must be back on there then  Tried to watch it again a couple of weeks ago but said it had been removed. I'll be checking that hammer killing out asap! |
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Post by Ribanjo Fuller on Oct 31, 2011 13:27:46 GMT
How about a cat dressed up as a fit girl?  |
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Post by aworldofmyown on Oct 31, 2011 13:27:59 GMT
kitty softpaws from Shrek  |
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Oct 31, 2011 14:08:12 GMT
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