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Post by spunkbubble on Jun 23, 2011 19:36:14 GMT
I'd only drive a bike on a really straight, private road. Otherwise I'd absolutely shit myself. Its all about control Donkey, the throttle goes 2 ways (my uncle kept telling me, till I pointed out, he does as many miles in 1 year, as I do in 3 weeks) I ride with my missus as pillion to and from central london, I still filter, and take gaps with a zap on the throttle. the other thing is you have far more control of a throttle with your wrist on a bike, than you do in a car with your foot, its very easy to meter out exactly how much throttle you want, and shed it if you dont |
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Post by rhodesy on Jun 23, 2011 19:40:43 GMT
you wouldn't have the balls to be a good despatch rider. But I'd love to see your face after you'd ridden a really quick bike, it would scare you shit less, my current bike isn't that fast, its only about 4.5seconds 0-60, i'm talking about riding summat that does 0-60 in 3 seconds, I've ridden them, bikes that'll lift the front wheel on full throttle, great fun, but not ideal despatch bikes. So get back to me when you've done 2nd and 3rd gear at full throttle on summat like that, and not on a closed road, on a real road with bumbs etc I'd do it in a car, because I'm not a cock. Acting like you don't get used to riding a motorbike. I shit myself the first time I did an accidental jump on a snowmobile, I got over it and the next time I didn't panic. Your brain learns how to react. Don't pretend like anyone couldn't do your job. They easily could. Did you need loads of qualifications for it then?  |
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Post by spunkbubble on Jun 23, 2011 20:18:19 GMT
don't pretend you even know what your talking about
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Post by Bojantastic on Jun 23, 2011 20:26:34 GMT
Possibly the most lame argument ever.  |
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Post by spunkbubble on Jun 23, 2011 20:52:16 GMT
I know, its just Toryboy trying to fish
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Post by rhodesy on Jun 23, 2011 21:06:02 GMT
I know, its just Toryboy trying to fish I'm not trying to fish. You think you're a genius and use IQ to back it up because you have fuck all else to show for a high intelligence (I doubt you have this anyway). You do manual fucking labour! |
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Post by Donkey on Jun 23, 2011 21:08:16 GMT
Yessssss, our first 1863 argument.
It just had to be Ilford. ;D
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Post by rhodesy on Jun 23, 2011 21:28:29 GMT
Yessssss, our first 1863 argument. It just had to be Ilford. ;D It's not really an argument if it's with Ilford. He's always inherently wrong from the beginning and everyone is aware of this. |
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Post by spunkbubble on Jun 23, 2011 22:05:33 GMT
I believe construction work is termed "manual labour", and you couldn't build a fucking house either.
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Post by jamlander on Jun 23, 2011 23:00:36 GMT
I can't believe that Henchboy is backing up a motorbike argument against an experienced courier with the fact that he once went on a snowmobile. Was this on your Santa trip to Lapland sonny  ID, what happened to that beautiful vision of a French bird  |
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Post by rhodesy on Jun 23, 2011 23:09:32 GMT
I believe construction work is termed "manual labour", and you couldn't build a fucking house either. You do physical, manual work. It takes no intelligence to do. You could literally train a monkey to do it. For example in the hangover the monkey is trained to courier drugs. It's a wank job you can do with no qualifications except a driving license on a poor wage. |
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Post by spunkbubble on Jun 24, 2011 6:06:06 GMT
believe what you want toryboy, you just tried to justify your argument with what happened in a film .
in mission impossible 2, Tom Cruise rides a bike, that keeps changing from road to off road tyres, and then does a 1 handed endo, whilst shooting a gun. ITS A FUCKING FILM YOU MORON, MAKE BELIEVE
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Post by WineDelilah on Jun 24, 2011 9:51:55 GMT
It's like the sfance/mumf thread.... ;D
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Post by rhodesy on Jun 24, 2011 9:54:29 GMT
believe what you want toryboy, you just tried to justify your argument with what happened in a film . in mission impossible 2, Tom Cruise rides a bike, that keeps changing from road to off road tyres, and then does a 1 handed endo, whilst shooting a gun. ITS A FUCKING FILM YOU MORON, MAKE BELIEVE How many GCSEs did you need to be a courier then? Or was it just SATS? |
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Post by Rhodesy's Mum on Jun 24, 2011 9:56:05 GMT
believe what you want toryboy, you just tried to justify your argument with what happened in a film . in mission impossible 2, Tom Cruise rides a bike, that keeps changing from road to off road tyres, and then does a 1 handed endo, whilst shooting a gun. ITS A FUCKING FILM YOU MORON, MAKE BELIEVE +1 What do you want to do when you grow up Alex? |
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Post by rhodesy on Jun 24, 2011 10:02:05 GMT
believe what you want toryboy, you just tried to justify your argument with what happened in a film . in mission impossible 2, Tom Cruise rides a bike, that keeps changing from road to off road tyres, and then does a 1 handed endo, whilst shooting a gun. ITS A FUCKING FILM YOU MORON, MAKE BELIEVE +1 What do you want to do when you grow up Alex? I want to do something that is intellectually stimulating everyday. |
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Post by Dharma Bum on Jun 24, 2011 11:33:25 GMT
I want to do something that is intellectually stimulating everyday. Fuck bitches and get high? |
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