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Post by jamlander on Jun 23, 2011 18:46:33 GMT
Post explicit details of your embarrassing ailments here for Sal to take seriously and for everyone else to rip the piss. For the more serious problems PM Sal directly, she's very discreet  I believe that Plain Jane will be dealing with phychiatric disorders when she comes off the drugs  ps. Yorkie, has that little haemaspermia problem cleared up |
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Post by MermaidSal on Jun 23, 2011 18:53:55 GMT
It's Monkey AIDS for sure and some twat's still smiting me  Nonington's just as well qualified to advise as me, he's a miserable bastard mind. Anyway we both just say go to the doc's really ;D |
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Post by irbaboon on Jun 23, 2011 18:56:59 GMT
I am experiencing a stiffness in my Penis?
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Post by jamlander on Jun 23, 2011 18:57:10 GMT
Thanks Sal, have some karma. As advised I'll miss out on the White Lion and go straight to the hospital |
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Post by nonington on Jun 23, 2011 19:04:10 GMT
It's Monkey AIDS for sure and some twat's still smiting me Nonington's just as well qualified to advise as me, he's a miserable bastard mind. Anyway we both just say go to the doc's really ;D You're always horrible to me Sal. |
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Post by Donkey on Jun 23, 2011 19:10:46 GMT
Sal for some reason I sweat more when I wank than I used to. Is there a cure?  |
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Post by irbaboon on Jun 23, 2011 19:12:23 GMT
Sal for some reason I sweat more when I wank than I used to. Is there a cure? So which is it premature ejaculation or premature persperation  |
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Post by Donkey on Jun 23, 2011 19:14:23 GMT
Sal for some reason I sweat more when I wank than I used to. Is there a cure? So which is it premature ejaculation or premature persperation Perspiration. I've never been a victim of premature ejaculation. But then again I've never encountered my biggest fetish, women in wheelchairs. |
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Post by Mr Wheeze on Jun 23, 2011 19:16:54 GMT
Went to the docs yesterday and said "doctor im always getting stressed cos i complete crosswords too quickly" he replied "Just dont worry and try not to get two down!" ;D I'll get me coat..... |
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Post by Donkey on Jun 23, 2011 19:18:44 GMT
Went to the docs yesterday and said "doctor im always getting stressed cos i complete crosswords too quickly" he replied "Just dont worry and try not to get two down!" ;D I'll get me coat..... No need, I love the simple jokes. ;D Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No, I really did! |
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Post by One-Two on Jun 23, 2011 19:34:46 GMT
"Doctor, I can't work out what's wrong with me!"
"You've got AIDS."
Somehow, the African version of House just wasn't quite as gripping.
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Post by PoisonedMonkey on Jun 23, 2011 23:30:33 GMT
Sal, i have a lump on the end of my big toe.
It's white but goes green when you press on it.
What could this be?
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Post by Donkey on Jun 23, 2011 23:31:54 GMT
Sal, i have a lump on the end of my big toe. It's white but goes green when you press on it. What could this be? Its me biting your big toe. ;D Which brings me onto this.... Sal, why do I turn green when people touch me? |
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Post by Dharma Bum on Jun 24, 2011 12:01:03 GMT
Sal, i have a lump on the end of my big toe. It's white but goes green when you press on it. What could this be? Its me biting your big toe. ;D Which brings me onto this.... Sal, why do I turn green when people touch me? Cucumber-itis. |
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Post by Plain Jane on Jun 24, 2011 12:57:19 GMT
Post explicit details of your embarrassing ailments here for Sal to take seriously and for everyone else to rip the piss. For the more serious problems PM Sal directly, she's very discreet I believe that Plain Jane will be dealing with phychiatric disorders when she comes off the drugs ps. Yorkie, has that little haemaspermia problem cleared up But psychiatric disorders are more fun when you are on the drugs ;D ;D |
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Post by aworldofmyown on Jun 24, 2011 14:11:01 GMT
it stings like mad when I piss and a thick yellow dribble comes out of the end now and then, and the end has swollen up... any ideas
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Post by WineDelilah on Jun 24, 2011 14:18:33 GMT
it stings like mad when I piss and a thick yellow dribble comes out of the end now and then, and the end has swollen up... any ideas you have gangerene.. |
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Post by One-Two on Jun 24, 2011 14:25:32 GMT
it stings like mad when I piss and a thick yellow dribble comes out of the end now and then, and the end has swollen up... any ideas Reminds me of a lad I was at school with: Him: "Does anyone ever get it where there bellend swells up and yellow stuff comes out?" Everyone else: "No George! What the..." Him: ..."Erm no, me neither." |
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Post by aworldofmyown on Jun 24, 2011 19:10:00 GMT
it stings like mad when I piss and a thick yellow dribble comes out of the end now and then, and the end has swollen up... any ideas you have gangerene.. thank fook for that, i feared a dose of penile worms www.ecademy.com/node.php?id=155756 |
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Post by WineDelilah on Jun 24, 2011 20:39:32 GMT
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