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Post by Sonko's Head on Jun 24, 2011 1:38:30 GMT
I need a shit but I cant be arsed go downstairs to have one; should I...
1. Go downstairs and stop been a lazy bastard?
2. Go bed and wait until the morning?
3. Shit myself?
4. Have a shit on my floor?
5. Have a shit on my floor and eat it so my Dad doesn't know?
6. Other (Please state)
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Post by Coke on Jun 24, 2011 1:43:43 GMT
1. It's very important to make toilet when you feel the need. Don't forget that you can cut corners later; no need to wipe, flush or wash your hands.
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Post by Donkey on Jun 24, 2011 1:58:25 GMT
Eat it.
Its the only way.
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Post by Donkey on Jun 24, 2011 1:59:12 GMT
Actually I need a shit but I don't like waking people up with either the splash my poo makes or the flush.
So I'll wait 'til tomorrow.
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Post by spunkbubble on Jun 24, 2011 6:07:51 GMT
if your turtles head, or even touching cloth, get it over with
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Post by irbaboon on Jun 24, 2011 6:44:30 GMT
I love my shits in the morning, problem arises when the kids have mates staying over, I can't let rip and just blast the pan with the chorus of the elephant I have to do the gas leak hiss and pad the pan so the logs have a muted impact  God I need a shit now! |
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Post by Sonko's Head on Jun 24, 2011 9:11:14 GMT
It was number 2...for my number 2 which is quite apt  |
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Post by Dharma Bum on Jun 24, 2011 11:40:34 GMT
Actually I need a shit but I don't like waking people up with either the splash my poo makes or the flush. So I'll wait 'til tomorrow. To combat the splash, use a 'stealth shelf': 1. Tear of some squares of bogroll. 2. Fold said torn bogroll until it is reasonably thick and slightly larger than the area of the water in your toilet. 3. Place the bogroll over the water. 4. Shit on the bogroll; note the lack of both noise and splash back from the toilet water. Et voila; your first stealth shelf was a success. To avoid flushing: Fish your shit out and keep it with the rest of your poo collection in a tupperware box, like a normal person. |
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Post by Sonko's Head on Jun 24, 2011 11:50:04 GMT
Actually I need a shit but I don't like waking people up with either the splash my poo makes or the flush. So I'll wait 'til tomorrow. To combat the splash, use a 'stealth shelf': 1. Tear of some squares of bogroll. 2. Fold said torn bogroll until it is reasonably thick and slightly larger than the area of the water in your toilet. 3. Place the bogroll over the water. 4. Shit on the bogroll; note the lack of both noise and splash back from the toilet water. Et voila; your first stealth shelf was a success. To avoid flushing: Fish your shit out and keep it with the rest of your poo collection in a tupperware box, like a normal person. ;D...I must say I like splashes feels dirty  |
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Post by WineDelilah on Jun 24, 2011 11:53:47 GMT
1. It's very important to make toilet when you feel the need. Don't forget that you can cut corners later; no need to wipe, flush or wash your hands. Very sensible.. ;D |
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