Camping

[Mr Wheeze]

The only river running thru his tent will be a river of wee when he pisses himself during the night and wakes to find himself in a soggy sleeping bag!

[Santy]

The pinnacle of chav behaviour, I'm pretty sure the other day he was telling me how I was wrong for thinking hench was a chavish word (because my brother uses it a lot) he has also gone out tonight to get pissed with the intention of fingering some birds.

I don't know if a tent is involved but the similarities between my brother and Rhodesy are becoming frightening. When you realise your genepool has something in common with gingers from scouseland though it does become quite unsettling.

[jamlander]

What was the name of the film, something like, Carry on being camp

[Donkey]

Considering you're online Rhodesy you could shed some light...

[WineDelilah]

were you snug as a bug in a rug Rhodesy?..

[rhodesy]

Awful weather and the idiot birds chose to pitch in a spot right on the coast completely exposed to the elements. Good weekend, despite the atrocious weather, ahh well.

[BusterHighman]

Being exposed to you has to be worse than any elements the coast has to offer.

[WineDelilah]

Jun 26, 2011 15:35:16 GMT BusterHighman said:

Being exposed to you has to be worse than any elements the coast has to offer.

;D ;D

[jamlander]

Not at all interested in the weather, but since you were on the coast, do your fingers smell of fish?

[SuperRickyFuller]

Jun 26, 2011 15:13:32 GMT Rhodesy said:

Awful weather and the idiot birds chose to pitch in a spot right on the coast completely exposed to the elements. Good weekend, despite the atrocious weather, ahh well.

So nothing of any interest happened then?

[rhodesy]

Jun 26, 2011 20:39:50 GMT SuperRickyFuller said:

Jun 26, 2011 15:13:32 GMT Rhodesy said:

Awful weather and the idiot birds chose to pitch in a spot right on the coast completely exposed to the elements. Good weekend, despite the atrocious weather, ahh well.

So nothing of any interest happened then?

I'm not the type of (young) man to finger a bird dead hard and dead fast and tell after.

[SuperRickyFuller]

Jun 26, 2011 20:43:54 GMT Rhodesy said:

Jun 26, 2011 20:39:50 GMT SuperRickyFuller said:

So nothing of any interest happened then?

I'm not the type of (young) man to finger a bird dead hard and dead fast and tell after.

*boy

Nothing happened then, I knew I should've locked this thread once I'd made my prediction ;D

[rhodesy]

Believe what you want to believe! I'm saying nout!

[Donkey]

Obviously nothing happened then. You're the sort of boy that would brag.

Better luck next time son, keep your head up.

[rhodesy]

No fingers sticky unfortunately no.

[spunkbubble]

should have gone to Holyhead, the place was full of drunk teenage girls, who I;m sure would have let someone as hench as you finger them for a bottle of white lightning, proper chav central it was

[aworldofmyown]

Jun 24, 2011 10:03:54 GMT Rhodesy said:

Off camping later with girls to get pissed in a tent and finger me mates. Gonna be ace.

how did it go

[rhodesy]

Jun 26, 2011 21:35:53 GMT @spunkbubble said:

should have gone to Holyhead, the place was full of drunk teenage girls, who I;m sure would have let someone as hench as you finger them for a bottle of white lightning, proper chav central it was

We got the train to Holyhead then went the campsite in a taxi. Never seen so many gypos in caravans in my life.

[BusterHighman]

Luckily with your hair you managed to fit in unnoticed

[Rhodesy's Mum]

Jun 27, 2011 19:41:13 GMT Rhodesy said:

Jun 26, 2011 21:35:53 GMT @spunkbubble said:

should have gone to Holyhead, the place was full of drunk teenage girls, who I;m sure would have let someone as hench as you finger them for a bottle of white lightning, proper chav central it was

We got the train to Holyhead then went the campsite in a taxi. Never seen so many gypos in caravans in my life.

And you live on the Wirral.