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Post by Bojantastic on Jun 28, 2011 21:23:20 GMT
Not asking a girl out who fancied me in year 11. Fit as fuck and thought she was out my league, we flirted all the time and stuff but I just couldn't see her saying yes. When I spoke to her a few months later when she got a boyfriend she said she wanted to go out with me but thought I just wanted to be a mate.
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Post by Gaz Turner on Jun 28, 2011 21:26:07 GMT
Not using a condom when I had sex with my neigbours' dog, my cock is a right mess now.
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Post by PoisonedMonkey on Jun 28, 2011 21:27:44 GMT
Not using a condom when I had sex with my neigbours' dog, my cock is a right mess now. So it was you who interfered with my dog? Oh well at least there's one good thing to come from all this.... Gaz, you now have dog AIDS
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Post by Gaz Turner on Jun 28, 2011 21:32:45 GMT
You live next door to me!?
I wondered what all that noise was at night, sickening, blood curdling screams, followed by the sounds of ligaments tearing and bones cracking.
And stop putting children's limbs in my wheelie bin, you're going to get me in trouble.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jun 29, 2011 11:43:30 GMT
this thread makes me sad.
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Post by Humphrey Syphon on Jun 29, 2011 19:22:46 GMT
Turning down the chance to see Pink Floyd doing the Wall in London and never bothering to see Marillion with Fish fronting them
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Post by jamlander on Jun 29, 2011 20:10:23 GMT
Fcuk me Arry, and here's me thinking your one cool dude. I think we need to get together so that I can tell you all about just how good they were Altogether now, It's a parrrrteeeeeee......
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Post by spunkbubble on Jun 29, 2011 22:28:22 GMT
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