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Post by Stokiecat on Mar 22, 2012 20:53:59 GMT
"She" is a human being and i see promise in her. Lose her a bit of flab and get her hair cut and she'd be amazing.....but as she is she's decent and i would love her to sit on my face after half an hour on an exercise bike. See now in some perverse way I actually find that quite endearing, unlike "any hole's a goal" - Nonner's I'm looking at you with a stern frown. |
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Post by nonington on Mar 22, 2012 21:04:35 GMT
"She" is a human being and i see promise in her. Lose her a bit of flab and get her hair cut and she'd be amazing.....but as she is she's decent and i would love her to sit on my face after half an hour on an exercise bike. See now in some perverse way I actually find that quite endearing, unlike "any hole's a goal" - Nonner's I'm looking at you with a stern frown. In all fairness to me-it was PM who asked if I was up to spit roasting her,with him!  |
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Post by Orbs on Mar 26, 2012 20:11:31 GMT
Here we go again........  |
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Post by PoisonedMonkey on Mar 26, 2012 20:36:39 GMT
Bang on the money Orbs ;D
I would also like to inform The Red & White Lion that i am currently in the process of pulling my pud over this episode.
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Post by Mr Katy Perry on Mar 26, 2012 20:44:32 GMT
Bang on the money Orbs ;D I would also like to inform The Red & White Lion that i am currently in the process of pulling my pud over this episode.  thats goin in the same jar as when my grandad told me my nan can still take a whole fist  |
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Post by PoisonedMonkey on Mar 26, 2012 20:46:12 GMT
Bang on the money Orbs ;D I would also like to inform The Red & White Lion that i am currently in the process of pulling my pud over this episode. thats goin in the same jar as when my grandad told me my nan can still take a whole fist Holy shit!!! ;D |
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Post by PoisonedMonkey on Mar 26, 2012 20:47:18 GMT
Suranne Jones in a suit makes my willy seep sperm.
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Post by Orbs on Mar 26, 2012 20:50:48 GMT
Bang on the money Orbs ;D I would also like to inform The Red & White Lion that i am currently in the process of pulling my pud over this episode. thats goin in the same jar as when my grandad told me my nan can still take a whole fist I think we might be brothers mate. |
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Post by Mr Katy Perry on Mar 26, 2012 20:55:49 GMT
Suranne Jones in a suit makes my willy seep sperm. she reminds me of a posh smackhead |
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Post by Mr Katy Perry on Mar 26, 2012 21:12:31 GMT
wonder what it is people see in her   |
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Post by PoisonedMonkey on Mar 26, 2012 21:24:33 GMT
Posh smackhead or not i would still bareback her in the bum.
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Post by Mr Katy Perry on Apr 2, 2012 20:48:19 GMT
the dirty bastards just showed a (fake albeit) stomach having its contents emptied all bloody n guts n shit like that ive got ketchup on me friggin chips ffs  |
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Post by SamTheLost on Apr 2, 2012 21:13:06 GMT
The TV turned itself over from hardcore Nigella time to this shit because my Mother had set it to record. Fucking shit programme.
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Post by PoisonedMonkey on Apr 3, 2012 0:50:54 GMT
I would pour ketchup on my widge then thrust my widge into Scott's cunt!
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Post by PoisonedMonkey on Apr 3, 2012 8:18:04 GMT
Blimey i must have been pissed last night because i don't recall typing that last comment at all  |
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Post by PoisonedMonkey on Apr 16, 2012 20:02:54 GMT
It's time to get my willy out again and pull the skin backwards and forwards until i spunk.
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Post by Orbs on Apr 16, 2012 20:07:45 GMT
I missed the last couple of weeks (been away  ) 'Bout time we got at least a side boob shoot by now I would have thought? |
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Post by PoisonedMonkey on Apr 16, 2012 20:50:58 GMT
I missed the last couple of weeks (been away ) 'Bout time we got at least a side boob shoot by now I would have thought? I know, if there's one thing about the programme that really gets on my tits it's the lack off tits  |
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Post by Orbs on Apr 23, 2012 20:31:18 GMT
;D ;D ;D
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Post by PoisonedMonkey on Apr 23, 2012 21:53:59 GMT
I missed it tonight but i've still got a stiffy.
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