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Post by happycarrot on Sept 21, 2016 17:35:08 GMT
I was up college road earlier. CHRIST!!!! Nearly ripped my wang off there and then. Is that the Boy's Catholic School? |
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Post by Revolver Ocelot on Sept 21, 2016 18:33:34 GMT
I was up college road earlier. CHRIST!!!! Nearly ripped my wang off there and then. Is that the Boy's Catholic School? Do I look like a Celtic fan? |
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Post by happycarrot on Sept 21, 2016 18:35:25 GMT
Is that the Boy's Catholic School? Do I look like a Celtic fan? Sorry, the Protestant primary school |
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Post by Northy on Sept 22, 2016 6:35:28 GMT
ended up in wetherspoons in Stevenage last night, after an early curry, quite a few 'young uns' in there later on dressed all gungy t shirts and vests, quite humid yesterday, clingy sweat weather  |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Sept 22, 2016 11:21:55 GMT
ended up in wetherspoons in Stevenage last night, after an early curry, quite a few 'young uns' in there later on dressed all gungy t shirts and vests, quite humid yesterday, clingy sweat weather Fucking pervert sitting in Wetherspoons checking out the local talent. |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Sept 22, 2016 11:25:06 GMT
Just been in wetherspoons in Wolverhampton. There must have been a university graduation as accross the road loads of sexy young ladies in their gowns and very short skirts posing for photos. Also it's warm with the sun out but a bit of an autumn chill when the sun goes in. The proud mum's nips are also standing proud. Thought I might get arrested if I started taking photos, so resisted temptation. Sorry folks.
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Sept 22, 2016 12:00:33 GMT
Took a rather lovely poop this morning and saw my own ass in the mirror. Steady 6.5/11
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Post by Time4aPINT on Sept 22, 2016 12:08:35 GMT
Took a rather lovely poop this morning and saw my own ass in the mirror. Steady 6.5/11 You should have taken a mirror selfie to share with us. In other news: my morning poop was quite gassy and explosive. |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 22, 2016 14:32:12 GMT
I had to partake of a second sitting, as it were. My first settle in just lead to an explosively hilarious volley of farts, which I disguised with the hand dryer before attending a meeting,. Thankfully, after the meeting, I managed turtle recall and proudly curled off a length of dirty spine, which was slightly more caramel coloured than I would have expected. I then proceeded to do 2 sitting down wipes to decontaminate the worst and commenced my first standing up "inspection wipe", this led to 2 further wipes before I was satisfied by my level of ringular cleanliness. I shall return at around 4:30 to carry out a couple of further wipes prior to leaving the office.
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Sept 22, 2016 14:34:23 GMT
I had to partake of a second sitting, as it were. My first settle in just lead to an explosively hilarious volley of farts, which I disguised with the hand dryer before attending a meeting,. Thankfully, after the meeting, I managed turtle recall and proudly curled off a length of dirty spine, which was slightly more caramel coloured than I would have expected. I then proceeded to do 2 sitting down wipes to decontaminate the worst and commenced my first standing up "inspection wipe", this led to 2 further wipes before I was satisfied by my level of ringular cleanliness. I shall return at around 4:30 to carry out a couple of further wipes prior to leaving the office. You're like a dirty Shakespeare |
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Sept 22, 2016 14:35:08 GMT
Took a rather lovely poop this morning and saw my own ass in the mirror. Steady 6.5/11 You should have taken a mirror selfie to share with us. In other news: my morning poop was quite gassy and explosive. There's always next time |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 22, 2016 16:17:33 GMT
I had to partake of a second sitting, as it were. My first settle in just lead to an explosively hilarious volley of farts, which I disguised with the hand dryer before attending a meeting,. Thankfully, after the meeting, I managed turtle recall and proudly curled off a length of dirty spine, which was slightly more caramel coloured than I would have expected. I then proceeded to do 2 sitting down wipes to decontaminate the worst and commenced my first standing up "inspection wipe", this led to 2 further wipes before I was satisfied by my level of ringular cleanliness. I shall return at around 4:30 to carry out a couple of further wipes prior to leaving the office. You're like a dirty Shakespeare That comment makes me feel that my life's work is complete. |
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Post by happycarrot on Sept 22, 2016 17:27:51 GMT
Where do cats go to die?
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Post by Time4aPINT on Sept 22, 2016 17:30:19 GMT
The Complete Works of Campervan Von Bigglesworth sounds like a cracking read.
'If campervans be the vehicle of love then drive on'.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Sept 22, 2016 17:36:40 GMT
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Post by happycarrot on Sept 22, 2016 17:59:06 GMT
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Sept 22, 2016 20:58:13 GMT
You're like a dirty Shakespeare That comment makes me feel that my life's work is complete. Take a bow you sweet sweet bard. |
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Post by Northy on Sept 22, 2016 21:09:04 GMT
something on ch5 now about boob jobs, quite a few on show and being man handled
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Sept 22, 2016 23:04:36 GMT
something on ch5 now about boob jobs, quite a few on show and being man handled That's the definition of dad porn, and I rate it. |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 23, 2016 16:48:49 GMT
No!!! Dad porn is them progs where teenagers talk about their sex problems, often on The Community Channel, I've seen em all
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