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Post by Ribanjo Fuller on Sept 4, 2012 21:13:59 GMT
How do you beat Phil Jones at Hide & Seek?
Stand in front of him.
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Post by Donkey on Sept 4, 2012 21:22:08 GMT
His left (our right) eye is further away from his nose than the other eye.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Sept 4, 2012 21:59:45 GMT
Official player photos for this season, here's our Phil!  Quite a small face on a big head don't you think? |
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Post by Sonko's Head on Sept 5, 2012 22:37:49 GMT
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Post by Ribanjo Fuller on Sept 5, 2012 23:07:24 GMT
 Awwwwww, he looks sad. |
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Post by Ribanjo Fuller on Sept 6, 2012 0:31:33 GMT
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Post by Ribanjo Fuller on Sept 6, 2012 1:35:53 GMT
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Sept 6, 2012 9:18:55 GMT
Official player photos for this season, here's our Phil! Even his mouth is off-centre. |
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Post by Butters on Sept 6, 2012 9:35:28 GMT
One nostril is about twice the size of the other.
God must have been absolutely shit faced when he came up with this creation.
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Sept 6, 2012 10:35:10 GMT
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Post by Revolver Ocelot on Sept 6, 2012 10:47:51 GMT
;D ;D ;D
The thread that keeps on giving!
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Post by Sonko's Head on Sept 6, 2012 11:29:33 GMT
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Post by Donkey on Sept 8, 2012 12:34:53 GMT
He's out for 6-8 weeks because of knee surgery. We need him fit for the sake of this thread.  |
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Post by One-Two on Sept 8, 2012 12:56:51 GMT
 BBC pic for the story ;D |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2012 13:46:31 GMT
From BBC: Phil Jones facing up to eight weeks on sidelines after surgery
Manchester United defender Phil Jones is facing up to eight weeks on the sidelines after having surgery on a jaw injury, the club has announced.
Jones, 20, has yet to make an appearance this season after hurting his mouth during pre-season and suffered this latest injury while inadvertently gurning in training.
Old Trafford's absent five
Phil Jones (lower face area)
Wayne Rooney (leg)
Ashley Young (knee)
Chris Smalling (metatarsal)
Darren Fletcher (bowel)
"Phil Jones has had surgery on a nose to chin ligament tear sustained in training," said a United spokesman.
"It will require an entire lifetime of rehabilitation."
Jones, whose last competitive appearance for United was against Sunderland on the final day of last season, is understood to have suffered his latest injury in training earlier this week when a minimal contact session caused his lower face to contort uncontrollably.
The England international was sent for a scan on his jaw which has confirmed he requires an extensive period of rehabilitation if he is to be unleashed once more on society.
Jones was believed to be close to returning following face spasms when he damaged his mouth.
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Post by One-Two on Sept 8, 2012 13:47:30 GMT
;D
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Sept 9, 2012 23:14:11 GMT
From BBC: Phil Jones facing up to eight weeks on sidelines after surgery Manchester United defender Phil Jones is facing up to eight weeks on the sidelines after having surgery on a jaw injury, the club has announced. Jones, 20, has yet to make an appearance this season after hurting his mouth during pre-season and suffered this latest injury while inadvertently gurning in training. Old Trafford's absent five Phil Jones (lower face area) Wayne Rooney (leg) Ashley Young (knee) Chris Smalling (metatarsal) Darren Fletcher (bowel) "Phil Jones has had surgery on a nose to chin ligament tear sustained in training," said a United spokesman. "It will require an entire lifetime of rehabilitation." Jones, whose last competitive appearance for United was against Sunderland on the final day of last season, is understood to have suffered his latest injury in training earlier this week when a minimal contact session caused his lower face to contort uncontrollably. The England international was sent for a scan on his jaw which has confirmed he requires an extensive period of rehabilitation if he is to be unleashed once more on society. Jones was believed to be close to returning following face spasms when he damaged his mouth. Jones, when questioned about his latest injury offered the following comment... "myergh" whilst slobbering. |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 10, 2012 10:35:41 GMT
"Err, after you with the ball please sir" |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 10, 2012 10:37:42 GMT
"I will survive, as long as I know how to love I know I'll be alive"... |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 10, 2012 10:45:15 GMT
Definitely with him for his looks.  "yeah this is me doing my 'Ben Affleck' " |
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