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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Nov 18, 2016 9:54:03 GMT
I let a lovely looking girl cross the road whilst I was driving this morning. Then at lunch time a lovely looking girl served me. And to top it off I've just had a wank over a lovely looking girl. Lovely thats better for her than watching coronation street Or someone eating a mixed grill |
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Post by Northy on Nov 18, 2016 11:51:36 GMT
thats better for her than watching coronation street Or someone eating a mixed grill I think I'd rather watch a mixed grill going down than snatchersson cracking one off over me, close odds but the sausage in the hole wins |
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Post by Northy on Nov 20, 2016 10:07:52 GMT
trying to watch the championship and goal rush but theres 12 of the daughters friends arriving for her afternoon tea party, 3 of em stayed last night
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Nov 20, 2016 11:00:04 GMT
And your point is........
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Post by Northy on Nov 20, 2016 13:41:01 GMT
they keep interupting my viewing of footy, all that noise from hairdriers and the bathroom is sodden as theyve had showers  |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Nov 27, 2016 0:54:48 GMT
Taken 3 bog rolls up to the flushable toilet in the last three days, fucking livid  |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Nov 27, 2016 10:45:33 GMT
Some of your toilets are non flushable??
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Nov 28, 2016 7:49:00 GMT
Here he is again...Terry ten toilets  |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Nov 28, 2016 8:08:24 GMT
That's my Native American name
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Nov 28, 2016 8:15:47 GMT
Packed commuter train, some smelly cunt has done a huge shit and it's like someone let off a tear gas grenade
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Post by Northy on Nov 28, 2016 9:02:32 GMT
Packed commuter train, some smelly cunt has done a huge shit and it's like someone let off a tear gas grenade he should have been made to sit on the roof just like smelly immigrants are used to back home |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Nov 28, 2016 12:34:16 GMT
In 5 years its the first time I've witnessed someone actually have a gronk on the train. FFs.
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Post by Shiny Nosehair on Nov 28, 2016 16:32:44 GMT
What is 'to gronk'
Google/Urban dictionary isn't helping me unless it's to do with American Football which I find unlikely on a train
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Nov 28, 2016 17:29:48 GMT
According to Das Krapital - Rogers Profanisaurus, a "gronk" is RAF slang for a smelly poo
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Nov 28, 2016 17:30:29 GMT
I recommend it as an excellent reference work
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Post by happycarrot on Nov 28, 2016 20:15:52 GMT
I recommend it as an excellent reference work It is indeed a fine manual ...Roger's Ad Break also deserves a mention |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 6, 2016 23:26:32 GMT
An abundance of food and the ability to freeze it has caused hardship yet again We acquired 2.5kg of chicken breast, the missus froze it a few weeks back in one solid lump - about 15 breasts, frozen bastard solid. Has to spend 30 minutes in the garden with my axe portioning it up, chicken fucking everywhere and said fillets no longer look that appetising |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 7, 2016 0:18:12 GMT
Women should know better, imagine what they were like with a whole mammoth?
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Post by Time4aPINT on Dec 7, 2016 13:10:26 GMT
Women should know better, imagine what they were like with a whole mammoth? Ah... that explains why several frozen wooly mammoths have been found over the years in Siberia. ''For fucks sake Gertrude how many times have I told you to let me butcher the long nosed bastard before you bury it in the deep freezer.'' |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 7, 2016 20:27:29 GMT
Women should know better, imagine what they were like with a whole mammoth? Ah... that explains why several frozen wooly mammoths have been found over the years in Siberia. ''For fucks sake Gertrude how many times have I told you to let me butcher the long nosed bastard before you bury it in the deep freezer.'' Global warming = natures defrost button |
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