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Post by JonesInAMillion on Feb 20, 2015 21:35:54 GMT
Fuck me Backwards!
I've just seen a gutwrenching advert for facebook on the telly, a few points....
Just who are they expecting to reach? The whole bastard planet seems to live on it anyway.
If you're a facebooker, then you'll generally be glued to it anyway, not watching the fucking telly.
It depicted friendships, friends to me are real people that I see and interact with; not some cock end who posts their daily bile on the internet for all to see.
ID, IRD.
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Feb 25, 2015 16:50:26 GMT
A lady who I work with has lost both of her parents over the last few years and EVERY singe post is somehow tenuously linked to one of them. I'm not saying it's easy to cope with but literally everything mentions them.
"Happy Valentine's Day. These two really loved one another" (picture of mum and dad)
"Here is Tony (not the real name of her child) eating an orange. His grandad used to love oranges."
"Tony has done really well (picture of school report). Takes after his grandad"
"Family dinner today. Mum and dad will be proud"
From the last week alone. Not sure how I'd deal with personally but pretty sure I wouldn't paste it over Facebook every other day!
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Feb 26, 2015 19:05:27 GMT
I'm pasting it all over Facebook everyday, mum and dad didn't actually know what the fuck Facebook actually was but they would have been proud" she might say
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Feb 27, 2015 12:43:44 GMT
Our Zoe's been on the pop so much it's turned her fucking Chinese.
Laura Butterfield?Zoe Wilkinson
February 21 at 3:19pm ·
hi zoe how ar u to day thank u
Zoe Wilkinson likes this.
Zoe Wilkinson i am ok just ruking from the drink u
February 21 at 5:29pm · 1
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Post by Uncle Heinrich on Apr 22, 2015 18:33:23 GMT
  "Hiya, the police please. Yes, it's an emergency." "Hi, I think I've just spotted a lad that I've been warned about on Facebook. He's much taller than the 6 inch description stated but I'm sure it's him." "Yes Facebook... a dirty rat of a man apparently. Takes advantage of pregnant women - probably taking their phone and god knows what else, curfews broken left, right and centre." "...this is an emergency! Just send a couple of squads over or whatever you do, jesus h. christ, you'd think I'd rung up for nothing the way you're carrying on. You're welcome and goodbye. Last time I do a good deed for pregnant women and whoever else." |
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Post by Tom'sViews on Apr 28, 2015 22:18:51 GMT
 On your where? |
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Post by The Turtle on Apr 29, 2015 22:14:18 GMT
Hyur hare yur?
Hyur hare yur?
Name the film.
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Post by Nonington. on Apr 30, 2015 1:17:14 GMT
On your where? Mr Sausage's daughter?  |
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Post by The Turtle on May 1, 2015 20:50:15 GMT
Hyur hare yur? Hyur hare yur? Name the film. That's right, it was Withnail and I. Thanks to all who had a crack at it. You fuckers. |
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Post by Orbs on May 1, 2015 21:04:29 GMT
Hyur hare yur? Hyur hare yur? Name the film. That's right, it was Withnail and I. Thanks to all who had a crack at it. You fuckers. In which bit is that Turts? |
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Post by Tom'sViews on May 1, 2015 21:15:21 GMT
Hyur hare yur? Hyur hare yur? Name the film. That's right, it was Withnail and I. Thanks to all who had a crack at it. You fuckers. I was considering replying, then I saw that Nonners had made post underneath, and I suddenly couldn't be arsed. |
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on May 15, 2015 14:10:35 GMT
God blez u zo
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Post by The Turtle on May 15, 2015 16:21:09 GMT
That's right, it was Withnail and I. Thanks to all who had a crack at it. You fuckers. In which bit is that Turts? Withnail and Marwood have gone on holiday by mistake. There is no food in Uncle Monty's cottage, so they go to the pub and beg the local poacher for a rabbit. He denies being a poacher but leaves one nailed to the front door with a note which says:"Hyur hare yur" which Withnail struggles to make sense of... |
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Post by Orbs on May 15, 2015 17:47:58 GMT
In which bit is that Turts? Withnail and Marwood have gone on holiday by mistake. There is no food in Uncle Monty's cottage, so they go to the pub and beg the local poacher for a rabbit. He denies being a poacher but leaves one nailed to the front door with a note which says:"Hyur hare yur" which Withnail struggles to make sense of... 2 weeks later - good to see you're on the ball Turts...... That's a great part and contains one of my favourite lines from the film "Come on old boy - what's in yer hump?" |
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Post by Shiny Nosehair on May 15, 2015 19:07:20 GMT
Best
Film
Ever
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Aug 21, 2015 15:27:18 GMT
 zoes bin on sorse agin lmfao |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Aug 21, 2015 16:45:08 GMT
Zoe might be a highly qualified Nissan engineer who prefers to work without sandals for all you know .
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Aug 21, 2015 17:13:48 GMT
I admire youre optimism at our portly jester, but I doubt she knows how to shit correctly let alone fix a fucking car.
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Post by Mr_Sausage on Aug 21, 2015 17:25:55 GMT
zoes bin on sorse agin lmfao I bet her heffer like features are imprinted on the tarmac for eternity. |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Aug 21, 2015 18:05:19 GMT
I think it shows the strength of the Islamic community that they feel able to pray where ever they feel the need
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