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Post by Donkey on Nov 10, 2011 0:26:23 GMT
I'd like to forget that unfortunate typo ever happened.
Please don't mention it, ever.
Thanks.
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Post by Gaz Turner on Nov 10, 2011 1:11:53 GMT
Frape is common these days, so anything remotely ridiculous will always be assumed as frape.
In my opinion, the best (harshest?) frape you can do is to privately message girls you know he has slept with, telling them that you are really sorry but you have just got back from the clinic and you have syphilis.
If he hasn't shagged anyone, he doesn't need fraping, he is already at rock bottom.
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Post by Dharma Bum on Nov 10, 2011 10:58:15 GMT
Person 1: sort it out people and buy a poppy... and show your respect to the men who died for you! and for our country which we know and love! Like · · Share · Monday at 23:17 · ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Person 1: if you havnt got a poppy by now you are a scum bag! end of 11/11/11 ♥ Like · · Share · 11 hours ago · Person 2: Errrm... No. Plus I dout you can buy a poppy due to the bulb linking it to opium. Also I don't see the point in wearing such a flimsy piece of fabric connected with plastic. 11 hours ago · Like Person 1: shut the fuck up you little prick our ancesters died so you could live a good life and so our country could be a good place and while you sit there that flimsy peice of fabric means you show respect to those men who risked their lives for you... you ungrateful prick! 10 hours ago · Like · 3 Person 2: Wait one second, being a patriot an being proud of what our country once wasn't doesn't mean I need to buy such an item which goes to the government. Don't dare call me fucking ungrateful you complete prick I don't see you planning on going into the army. People have different ways of showing you twat... 10 hours ago · Like Person 1: LISTEN GOING INTO THE ARMY HAS FUCK ALL TO DO WITH PATRIOTISM! I WEAR MY POPPY IN SIMPLE SIGN OF RESPECT TO THOSE WHO CAME BEFORE ME! WHO STOOD UP FOR THIS COUNTRY BECAUSE I GARANTEE NOW IF A WAR STARTED YOU WOULD HIDE ON YOUR XBOX LIKE A LITTLE BITCH! I AM FUCKING ENGLAND AND I WILL LIVE AND DIE BY THAT NAME!!!!!!!!!! 10 hours ago · Like ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Person 1: do you know what... not many things wind me up but people who disrespect the poppy do, its not about how stable it is, or how much it costs, or even how good it looks... its about the meaning behind it, we are english for a REASON! we are english born. English bread! AND ENGLISH PEOPLE! and the english people before us wanted britan to be the best country in the fucking WORLDD!!! and you fucking scum bags are preventing it!!!! the men before us tried to help our country win the fucking war and beat the rest of the fucking world... you can fuck the germans, fuck the french, fuck the asians, fuck the africans and fuck every fucker else!!!!! THIS IS ENGLAND... AND THIS IS WHERE WE'LL STAND!!!!! i am not a rasist, i am a patrist, because i love my country like every single one of my friends should... WE ARE ENGLAND!!! AND WE WILL STAND UP FOR WHAT WE BELIVE!!!!!!!!!! Like · · Share · 10 hours ago · Person 4, Person 5 and 4 others like this. Person 3: english @bread@ like hovis? 10 hours ago · Like Person 1: TRYING TO MAKE A POINT TO THE FUCKERS WHO ARE DISRESPECTING OUR COUNTRY EVEN THOUGH THEIR ENGLISH THMSELVES!!! 10 hours ago · Like Person 3: sozard with the caps. i own four, so dont go capping me 10 hours ago · Like Person 1: four what :S 10 hours ago · Like Person 3: poppies! 10 hours ago · Like Person 1: i wasnt even on about you and good  10 hours ago · Like Person 3: you capped me 10 hours ago · Like Person 1: what :S 10 hours ago · Like Person 3: kicked off in caps. 10 hours ago · Like Person 1: was already in caps from the end of that status... now fack owf ruining it! :L 10 hours ago · Like Person 3: learn how spell ode tho, your anger doesnt periceve well when you spell disgustingly. 10 hours ago · Like Person 1: haha that comment was very contredictive :L 10 hours ago · Like Person 3: I don't need spell well I aren't angry 10 hours ago · Like Person 1: haha im going bed anyway byeee , btw that llight cd is quality i will deffo go if they do a gig  10 hours ago · Like Person 3: Safe 10 hours ago · Like Person 4: Dead Fucking right mate well said tbh nice one truth told 9 hours ago · Like Person 5: Yes Person 1 3 hours ago · Like There's a battle between the achingly hip and oh-so-liberal people and the Muslamic Ray gun types going on at the moment. Stupidity is winning. More to follow. |
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Post by Dharma Bum on Nov 10, 2011 11:13:27 GMT
This is big 'un, different people to last time ('OP' isn't Sal, before you ask): OP: A woman that sells poppys in hanley asked if I wanted one , so I asked if she has any white ones and she tells me am a disgrace to mankind... Wow wasn't expecting that one. Like · · 23 hours ago near Etruria · 7 people like this. Girl: was she american? 23 hours ago · Like OP: Ahahha no just dead feeble and rude 23 hours ago · Like Boy: What's wrong with a red one ha? 23 hours ago · Like · 4 Another boy: how did she know? 23 hours ago · Like OP: KNEW you'd have something to say ahahha I don't agree with war do I refuse to wear a poppy that gloryifys war as a right of passage to young men then when they are killed the HAVE to be respected... 23 hours ago · Like A. boy: Its mainly for the families of those killed. They didn't decide for them to go into the armed forces so that's irrelevant 22 hours ago · Like OP: A white one still respects the soilders entirely it just also says that I think war is wrong.. 22 hours ago · Like A. Boy: + buying a white one if they had one would go to the same charity so that was just pointless, buy a red one lol 22 hours ago · Like A. Boy: Now say no more before I get angry & get me some lychee tic tacs to make it up to me 22 hours ago · Like OP: Nah white ones are a different charity I never wear a red one. Dosent mean I can't still give money.. 22 hours ago · Like Someone else: It's not glorifying war, it respecting the fact that even though most chaps didn't want to go to war, they just has to an got on with it. Buy a fucking red poppy, they're the reason your not speaking German lad. 22 hours ago · Like OP: Never 22 hours ago · Like · 1 Yet another cunt: how is stopping nazis wrong 22 hours ago · Like OP: How is buying a poppy stopping nazis 22 hours ago · Like · 2 A. Boy: Because without the sacrifices made who would of stopped hitler? By sounds of it you agree that all jews blacks asians and homosexuals should be killed. But you don't agree with war? That adds up. 22 hours ago · Like Another sad act: well you said you would buy a white one ? so, i dont even have to give that a full answer surely. just sometimes war is right? mainly against nazis. 22 hours ago · Like OP: I'm not saying the reason we fought in ww2 is wrong but Poppy's arnt just about then they are for every dead solider wars like the Iraqi war is wrong and I don't agree with them. Simple 22 hours ago · Like · 1 Some twat: yeah, buy a poppy yer fuckin nazi 22 hours ago · Like · 2 OP: I shall, just a white one 22 hours ago · Like A. Boy: OP is a nazi, she wears a nazi hat and if she's not a nazi she surely is a twat! Jk look for lychee tictacs babyxox 22 hours ago · Like · 2 Some twat: im only messin, im not gettin 1 they're gay 22 hours ago · Like · 1 OP: Ahahahah what is my life 22 hours ago · Like Gay Face: not this again 22 hours ago · Like · 1 Only person to make a slight bit of sense: Oh man, it's respect for the dead not a fashion statement :/ Whether you agree with war or not a lot of folk died and red poppies are charity supporting those left behind and veterans of those wars. She was PRETTY rude but still, they don't donate the cash to make missiles or recruitment centers  17 hours ago · Like  |
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Post by Ninjadmin on Nov 10, 2011 11:20:34 GMT
Can nobody spell these days? It's not even hard to check if what you're putting is right when you're already on the internet. I've been watching Joey Barton's battle with the cast of The Only Way Is Essex on Twitter, there hasn't been one blow exchanged between the two without at least one massive mistake. Joey is calling them thick, whilst struggling to grasp the difference between 'then', 'them' and 'than'.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2011 11:38:36 GMT
i am a patrist ;D
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Post by whydelilah on Nov 10, 2011 11:46:35 GMT
Facebook is full of daft fucking cunts, this is one status I have read this morning: -
"me and olli going on bus to congleton only got 2o pound note olli lend me a fiver giv it u back when down congleton says got to giv him ten pounds back interest apparently ! For an hour he will go far !"
I think that's English but I'm not sure.
They should really be taken out of the gene pool.
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Post by Donkey on Nov 10, 2011 16:25:50 GMT
On Google Chrome spelling mistakes are underlined in red just like they are in MS Word.
Why don't people just look to see if there are any red underlines and correct them if there are. I hate people.
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Nov 10, 2011 16:32:37 GMT
On Google Chrome spelling mistakes are underlined in red just like they are in MS Word. Why don't people just look to see if there are any red underlines and correct them if there are. I hate people. You need a question mark after the 'are', not a full stop. Sort your shit out. Chilling Regards, Ian. |
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Post by whydelilah on Nov 10, 2011 16:34:23 GMT
On Google Chrome spelling mistakes are underlined in red just like they are in MS Word. Why don't people just look to see if there are any red underlines and correct them if there are. I hate people. You need a question mark after the 'are', not a full stop. Sort your shit out. Chilling Regards, Ian. You need a "you fucking daft cunt" after "Sort your shit out". King retards, WD |
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Post by Donkey on Nov 10, 2011 16:37:52 GMT
On Google Chrome spelling mistakes are underlined in red just like they are in MS Word. Why don't people just look to see if there are any red underlines and correct them if there are. I hate people. You need a question mark after the 'are', not a full stop. Sort your shit out. Chilling Regards, Ian. Saw it as rhetorical, still needs the question mark but ya' know. |
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Nov 10, 2011 16:43:16 GMT
Even a rhetorical question needs a question mark, otherwise it's not a rhetorical question, is it.*
Now go to your room.
*You thought I'd made a mistake, didn't you? Not putting a question mark at the end of the sentence. You thought Ian had dropped a bollock. A big, ironic testicle. Well, guess what, you've been done like a kipper. I've fucking smoked, cooked and raped you in one fell swoop. Like I'd forget the fucking question mark when I'm the one lecturing you on question marks. HAHAHAHAHAHA you really thought I'd forgotten it, didn't you? Ian wins again.
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Post by Chairman Meow on Nov 11, 2011 1:00:14 GMT
Bread, bread who will buy my English bread?
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Post by Dharma Bum on Nov 11, 2011 12:30:07 GMT
'****** **** answered 40 + 40 x 0 + 1=? with 81.'
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Nov 11, 2011 12:53:52 GMT
'****** **** answered 40 + 40 x 0 + 1=? with 81.' That's bang on. 40 + 40 = 80. 80 x 0 = 80. 80 + 1 = 81. I honestly don't see your problem. That's made you look a bit silly, hasn't it? Ian, Mathematically Gifted. |
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Post by Donkey on Nov 11, 2011 12:56:58 GMT
'****** **** answered 40 + 40 x 0 + 1=? with 81.' That sum needs brackets. |
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Nov 11, 2011 13:03:54 GMT
'****** **** answered 40 + 40 x 0 + 1=? with 81.' That sum needs brackets. Here you are:  |
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Post by Donkey on Nov 11, 2011 13:04:17 GMT
Much better, thanks Ian.
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Post by Dharma Bum on Nov 11, 2011 14:40:26 GMT
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Post by Dharma Bum on Nov 11, 2011 14:41:17 GMT
'****** **** answered 40 + 40 x 0 + 1=? with 81.' That sum needs brackets. No it doesn't. |
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