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Post by The Turtle on Aug 21, 2015 19:08:38 GMT
A welcome return of this thread. Unfortunately most facebook idiots appear to have moved onto Instagram and shit like that, which has made facebook several thousand percent better but this thread sadly less populated by welcome acts of idiocy.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Aug 24, 2015 10:42:22 GMT
In my mind, an instagram is some sort of typed letter that gets delivered by a cheerful be-hatted lad on a bicycle, or possible a large record player secreted inside a sideboard.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Aug 24, 2015 17:57:31 GMT
I don't understand how people have the time to frequent more than one or two social media sites.
Not like I have a life or anything; but if you have Instagram, how can you cram in 20 hours of Facebook a day?
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Post by siffojones on Aug 25, 2015 11:26:30 GMT
Facebook is attention seeking nonsense - "Oooo look at my selfie" "Just been the gym" "Ibiza countdown only 3 days til i get messy with the lads" "It should be illegal to work on a sunday" "it should be illegal to be awake at this time [HASH]Tired"
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Post by Shiny Nosehair on Aug 25, 2015 11:55:49 GMT
Depends what you use it for
As a modern man, I like to avoid most forms of human interaction, Facebook allows me to keep up with what my family and friends are up to without having to speak to the boring cunts on the 'phone
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Aug 25, 2015 11:58:44 GMT
Facebook is attention seeking nonsense - "Oooo look at my selfie" "Just been the gym" "Ibiza countdown only 3 days til i get messy with the lads" "It should be illegal to work on a sunday" "it should be illegal to be awake at this time [HASH]Tired" Maccies should deliver Why don't maccies do breakfast all day? Just fuck off you filthy gypos |
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Aug 25, 2015 12:06:09 GMT
Depends what you use it for As a modern man, I like to avoid most forms of human interaction, Facebook allows me to keep up with what my family and friends are up to without having to speak to the boring cunts on the 'phone I mainly use it for looking through photos of women who have just been on holiday. |
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Aug 25, 2015 12:21:27 GMT
Depends what you use it for As a modern man, I like to avoid most forms of human interaction, Facebook allows me to keep up with what my family and friends are up to without having to speak to the boring cunts on the 'phone I mainly use it for looking through photos of women who have just been on holiday. Ditto |
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Post by Northy on Aug 25, 2015 12:43:44 GMT
One of the guys in our running club is gay, he's just been on a hen party in Magaluf and V festival, he took plenty of great beach photo's, in fact it might be a ruse
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Post by siffojones on Aug 25, 2015 12:55:54 GMT
Facebook is attention seeking nonsense - "Oooo look at my selfie" "Just been the gym" "Ibiza countdown only 3 days til i get messy with the lads" "It should be illegal to work on a sunday" "it should be illegal to be awake at this time [HASH]Tired" Maccies should deliver Why don't maccies do breakfast all day? Just fuck off you filthy gypos Maga with the lads So hungover I think im gonna die - my liver hates me! #Alcoholic LOL People who share Lad Bible links and Dapper Laughs vines need to be sterilised |
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Post by siffojones on Aug 25, 2015 14:13:45 GMT
Can this Zoe Wilkinson Neanderthal be found on Facebook? - can't seem to find the block-headed dole dosser
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Post by happycarrot on Aug 25, 2015 15:50:32 GMT
One of the guys in our running club is gay, he's just been on a hen party in Magaluf and V festival, he took plenty of great beach photo's, in fact it might be a ruse Odd that as Enrico has just come back from Magaluf and V Festival and bought me a ' I love Spain and Dale Winton' tea cosy as a souvenir. |
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Post by Stokiecat on Aug 25, 2015 20:49:54 GMT
I still have Facebook acquaintances who insist on adding .com to the end of verbs. Drive me fucking insane.com
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Aug 25, 2015 22:44:58 GMT
One of the guys in our running club is gay, he's just been on a hen party in Magaluf and V festival, he took plenty of great beach photo's, in fact it might be a ruse Odd that as Enrico has just come back from Magaluf and V Festival and bought me a ' I love Spain and Dale Winton' tea cosy as a souvenir. It was a business trip you cunt |
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Post by siffojones on Aug 26, 2015 9:13:23 GMT
Had a Facebook cull last night - deleted everyone who had "Full Time Yummy Mummy" as their job in their bio, and also everyone who had "school of hard knocks" as the school they went to. [HASH]Cunts
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Post by happycarrot on Aug 26, 2015 9:49:54 GMT
Had a Facebook cull last night - deleted everyone who h "Full Time Yummy Mummy" as their job in their bio, and also everyone who had "school of hard knocks" as the school they went to. [HASH]Cunts Never ceases to be hilarious. University of life another hilarious one or folk who put the word SUNNY in front of where they live. |
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Post by siffojones on Aug 26, 2015 11:12:14 GMT
Had a Facebook cull last night - deleted everyone who h "Full Time Yummy Mummy" as their job in their bio, and also everyone who had "school of hard knocks" as the school they went to. [HASH]Cunts Never ceases to be hilarious. University of life another hilarious one or folk who put the word SUNNY in front of where they live. Cringe when I see people put Costa-Del-Stoke as their hometown #Twats |
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Post by Uncle Heinrich on Aug 26, 2015 11:35:24 GMT
I still have Facebook acquaintances who insist on adding .com to the end of verbs. Drive me fucking insane.com Somebody did that to me the other day, actually said it to my face though. "Well that's confusing.com", absolute weapon. |
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Sept 3, 2015 10:41:20 GMT
"omg just dug out my passport its 5 years out of date.
Looks like I wont be going sunny Wales after all "
what?
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Post by Northy on Sept 3, 2015 10:56:33 GMT
"omg just dug out my passport its 5 years out of date. Looks like I wont be going sunny Wales after all " what? sounds like my sister, hers was out of date for years, when I asked where she was off to she replied 'Brighton' Apparently you need one for the labour party conference .... but you didn't need one to get into the country when the fookers were in charge  |
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