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Post by JonesInAMillion on Feb 9, 2013 0:21:19 GMT
Went to take some recycling bollocks out after tea, 'twas dark and i had flip flops on. Walked straight into a lying down shovel, scraped and stubbed all my toes then ice cold water covered my entire pained foot, soaked my sandles and clothes. I let out what is possibly the worlds loudest ever profanity. Anyway, I came back inside, pained and pissed off. Having heard the commotion, My 3 year old daughter asked me what was up, so I told her that I banged my toes outside... "What did you bang it on daddy, did you bang it on the fuck off?" ;D   |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 9, 2013 1:15:11 GMT
Teach her the mothafuckin gang mentality, like it. She needs to grow up and fast in the ghetto. You get karma Jonesy.
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Post by PoisonedMonkey on Feb 9, 2013 1:31:28 GMT
I'm beginning to worry about you Jonesy  I blame you, not your daughter!!  |
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Post by nonigton on Feb 9, 2013 2:03:06 GMT
Man up Jonesy. A shovel and some cold water!! Are you a man or a mouse? |
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Post by Uncle Heinrich on Feb 9, 2013 8:22:47 GMT
Teach her the mothafuckin gang mentality, like it. She needs to grow up and fast in the ghetto. You get karma Jonesy. But she's young so nobody would wonder, if the hood would take her under, jeeyea. |
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Post by Northy on Dec 8, 2017 10:05:21 GMT
Went to take some recycling bollocks out after tea, 'twas dark and i had flip flops on. Walked straight into a lying down shovel, scraped and stubbed all my toes then ice cold water covered my entire pained foot, soaked my sandles and clothes. I let out what is possibly the worlds loudest ever profanity. Anyway, I came back inside, pained and pissed off. Having heard the commotion, My 3 year old daughter asked me what was up, so I told her that I banged my toes outside... "What did you bang it on daddy, did you bang it on the fuck off?" ;D May I recommend for you not to run in a daddys race on school sports day, who knows what may happen ! |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 8, 2017 23:24:11 GMT
Went to take some recycling bollocks out after tea, 'twas dark and i had flip flops on. Walked straight into a lying down shovel, scraped and stubbed all my toes then ice cold water covered my entire pained foot, soaked my sandles and clothes. I let out what is possibly the worlds loudest ever profanity. Anyway, I came back inside, pained and pissed off. Having heard the commotion, My 3 year old daughter asked me what was up, so I told her that I banged my toes outside... "What did you bang it on daddy, did you bang it on the fuck off?" ;D May I recommend for you not to run in a daddys race on school sports day, who knows what may happen ! shoulder is still half fucked now  |
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Post by iancransonsknees on Dec 9, 2017 7:20:12 GMT
I just reread the original post and thought 'there's the man I want teaching me about health and safety.'
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