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Post by Revolver Ocelot on Oct 23, 2013 10:26:02 GMT
£2 on the irish lotto (6no) would net you £122/60-1 in my shop.
The national lottery is only worth it if you get the jackpot or 1 number off, the irish pays better in every other regard.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 23, 2013 10:54:54 GMT
Jakers! I never win win fuck all on the Irish lotto. I must start playing more.
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Post by Revolver Ocelot on Oct 23, 2013 11:05:42 GMT
I forgot to say that is if you get 2 numbers, if you get 3 it's 610-1/£1222
Glaring and rather important omission from my previous post ;D
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Oct 25, 2015 10:41:21 GMT
Fucking loads of numbers nowadays, even harder!
Won a free lucky dip yesterday, woopy-fucking doo.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 25, 2015 15:40:41 GMT
Fucking loads of numbers nowadays, even harder! Won a free lucky dip yesterday, woopy-fucking doo. That's ironic because you can't win one from your missus |
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Post by Revolver Ocelot on Oct 26, 2015 16:16:10 GMT
They've fucked themselves over this time, I've had literally hundreds of new customers coming to play the Irish since it went up to 59 balls.
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Post by starkiller on Oct 28, 2015 21:34:02 GMT
Rigged as fuck.
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Post by Mr_Sausage on Oct 28, 2015 21:41:43 GMT
It's all bollocks. If they made the maximum win 1 million with more winners it might be worth a punt but they don't want lots of people being able to step off that treadmill/hamster wheel of working for the nation. When they found that more people were paying off their mortgages they introduced the poll tax to make sure the masses had to stay on the corporate wheel of slavery. It doesn't suit their agenda for people to be truly free.
Fuck the lottery. Fuck the establishment.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 30, 2015 14:32:54 GMT
And da po-leece
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Oct 30, 2015 18:25:11 GMT
I like to buy five lines and nail them
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Mar 24, 2016 20:59:30 GMT
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Post by starkiller on Mar 24, 2016 21:31:06 GMT
Just as wank as before but twice as expensive* *i'll still have the same two lines week in week out! No, it's not just as wank, it's now wanker. Three times as high odds against winning and matching 5 numbers gets you only 900 quid, even when it was a massive rollover. More rollovers because they know more mugs are tempted by them, yet the prize increments go up by a similar amount even though more tickets are sold. Oh. And it's rigged. |
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Post by happycarrot on Mar 24, 2016 23:57:52 GMT
You can do the French lottery on line but the website is all in Paris talk or something.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Apr 4, 2016 11:41:33 GMT
I think you should be able to jizz on a celebrities tits live on tv if you win.
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Post by happycarrot on Apr 4, 2016 11:46:12 GMT
I think you should be able to jizz on a celebrities tits live on tv if you win. I call Christopher Biggins |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Apr 4, 2016 12:19:17 GMT
I think you should be able to jizz on a celebrities tits live on tv if you win. I call Christopher Biggins a cunt I think we all do...... |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Oct 30, 2016 10:11:13 GMT
Email title "exciting news about your ticket"! Retirement, yatch, Ferrari ... no: Twenty five bastard quid  |
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Post by Northy on Oct 30, 2016 15:17:39 GMT
i got 3 numbers and 1 bonus number on the euros a couple of weeks ago, 4 out of the 7 numbers, and 7 bastarding quid and 70 p
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