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Post by Deleted on Oct 16, 2014 12:25:18 GMT
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Post by Orbs on Oct 21, 2014 20:43:43 GMT
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Oct 21, 2014 21:04:59 GMT
'The fuck is the world coming too; most of my mates would be jailed for life if this prank warrants a 9 month stretch; Jesus wept. |
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Post by Shiny Nosehair on Oct 21, 2014 22:29:30 GMT
Sounds fair to me, slightly less naughty than shooting your wife to be dead through a bathroom door
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 23, 2014 7:28:52 GMT
'The fuck is the world coming too; most of my mates would be jailed for life if this prank warrants a 9 month stretch; Jesus wept. Saw this in the metro and agree, I think it's a scandal |
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Oct 23, 2014 11:35:24 GMT
As funny as that story is, what an absolute load of shit! I've rested balls on chins and all sorts. |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 23, 2014 13:33:26 GMT
Imagine, people do less than that for actual real crimes....
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Post by Nyron Nonceworthy on Oct 24, 2014 10:39:30 GMT
Although not strictly off the internet itself, I've found the video on YouTube. On Russell Howard's Good News last night, he showed this Irish "Road Safety Awareness" video which cannot be shown in Ireland until after 9pm due to complaints. It's fucking superb.
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Post by One-Two on Oct 24, 2014 10:52:35 GMT
Hahahahaha ;D ;D ;D
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Oct 24, 2014 12:15:00 GMT
strong
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Oct 24, 2014 13:42:44 GMT
Imagine, people do less than that for actual real crimes.... For example, some bloke seriously injures a woman Garda by throwing her into a shop front, and he gets 240 hours community service. Wheres the justice there? I bet she would have much rather have been gently slapped by a todger when she was asleep. |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Oct 24, 2014 15:02:05 GMT
Seeing as we're all Stokeis, could we change the thread title to "internet nugeets of joy"?
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Post by Mr Katy Perry on Oct 24, 2014 17:47:21 GMT
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Post by Butters on Oct 25, 2014 9:28:58 GMT
He does give some good guidelines on incest though. "no licks or banging nieces" |
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Post by Orbs on Oct 25, 2014 10:39:28 GMT
Is there any clarification on the nieces thing? Some aren't blood relatives after all.*
*asking for a friend
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Post by The Turtle on Oct 25, 2014 11:34:25 GMT
Imagine, people do less than that for actual real crimes.... My thoughts entirely - if he'd woken her up and then punched her in the face claiming to be drunk he'd probably never even be charged. Fucking ludicrous. |
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Post by The Turtle on Oct 25, 2014 11:36:44 GMT
Intrigued now to know what that guy 'does' for a 'living'... |
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Post by Mr_Sausage on Oct 25, 2014 13:12:26 GMT
I thought that when your dick is hard it is for fucking women but when flaccid it is for slapping them around the face, ass, everywhere you can reach  Am I wrong? |
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Post by Revolver Ocelot on Oct 25, 2014 21:07:58 GMT
I thought that when your dick is hard it is for fucking women but when flaccid it is for slapping them around the face, ass, everywhere you can reach Am I wrong? God you're way off Sausage. Your dick is for fucking men. |
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Post by Mr_Sausage on Oct 26, 2014 8:41:16 GMT
I thought that when your dick is hard it is for fucking women but when flaccid it is for slapping them around the face, ass, everywhere you can reach Am I wrong? God you're way off Sausage. Your dick is for fucking men. You sir, are a cunt. Does that mean I can fuck you ;D |
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