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Post by Orbs on Dec 24, 2013 17:21:37 GMT
Got Mr and Mrs Bellend the Arsenal fans coming over for a meal in a few minutes ffs. Not sure what the missus frigging sees in them, but it's basically listening to him saying how fucking great he is at everything when the opposite is quite clearly obvious and her trying to repress her pikey upbringing but not quite managing it whenever I mention fucking pikeys! Fat pikey twat. Merry bloody Christmas ;D Although he did get completely wankered at the snooker club Christmas do last night and managed to piss off a good few of the silver tops who go in, which was very amusing! Mr and Mrs Bellend :-) Has she at least got big tits you can stare at? |
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Post by The Funkasaurus on Dec 24, 2013 18:10:31 GMT
Driven up from London to the Mother in laws in Manchester. 3 days to survive, time to start tucking into the booze!
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Post by Orbs on Dec 24, 2013 18:18:00 GMT
Driven up from London to the Mother in laws in Manchester. 3 days to survive, time to start tucking into the booze! Has she at least got big tits you can stare at? |
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Post by The Funkasaurus on Dec 24, 2013 18:45:15 GMT
Driven up from London to the Mother in laws in Manchester. 3 days to survive, time to start tucking into the booze! Has she at least got big tits you can stare at? Was just a bit sick in my mouth. No, she's tiny, as are her tits. Thankfully this was not passed onto my missus. |
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Post by Northy on Dec 24, 2013 18:55:25 GMT
Working (since 5) then instead of relaxing this afternoon I've got the dentist for an emergency filling, and then the doctors at 4.30 for the results of blood tests, no doubt to tell me I'm as fit as frasier Orbs  Good luck with that..... Hope it goes well Not too bad, cholesterol up again 5.8  so I'm having a shed load of cheese tonight as it's Christmas eve ;D Liver levels slightly high, she looked at me and said 'alcohol?' Apart from that I've only got a 3% score for getting a heart attack in the next 10 years, not sure what the score is though Chipped tooth though not a lost filling - 2 choices I had, pancakes with maple syrup or scrambled egg on toast, most expensive bit of toast I've ever had, cost me £49 at the dentist |
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Post by Uncle Heinrich on Dec 24, 2013 19:20:48 GMT
Was in work at 7 this morning, had a lady friend around last night, we stayed up drinking until about 2, set my alarm for 7:35 (when I was supposed to start at 7) for some reason in a shit state and had to take her home before work, a good 20 minute drive to hers and I was still hammered. Did absolutely fuck all at work in a giggly, cabbaged, hungover mood that just made everybody else's day there worse. Had a big breakfast at work (Cheese oatcakes, potato waffles, fried eggs and beans, all for less than quid), a good couple of shits and finished at 11.
Got in, watched 3 films 'The Butler', 'Fruitvale Station' and 'Don Jon'; had a wank over some nice arse on Vine. Just ordered a massive kebab (skewer of lamb, donner, chicken, shish & chips on naan bread) and thinking about watching another film, ticking off something on the IMDB top 250.
Living the dream.
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Post by SamTheLost on Dec 24, 2013 19:28:51 GMT
Watch Boondock Saints. That's what I'm doing.
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Post by Orbs on Dec 24, 2013 19:45:14 GMT
Good luck with that..... Hope it goes well Not too bad, cholesterol up again 5.8 so I'm having a shed load of cheese tonight as it's Christmas eve ;D Liver levels slightly high, she looked at me and said 'alcohol?' Apart from that I've only got a 3% score for getting a heart attack in the next 10 years, not sure what the score is though Chipped tooth though not a lost filling - 2 choices I had, pancakes with maple syrup or scrambled egg on toast, most expensive bit of toast I've ever had, cost me £49 at the dentist 5.8? puff. Mines 7.2 - back on the statins  |
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Post by Orbs on Dec 24, 2013 19:47:29 GMT
Was in work at 7 this morning, had a lady friend around last night, we stayed up drinking until about 2, set my alarm for 7:35 (when I was supposed to start at 7) for some reason in a shit state and had to take her home before work, a good 20 minute drive to hers and I was still hammered. Did absolutely fuck all at work in a giggly, cabbaged, hungover mood that just made everybody else's day there worse. Had a big breakfast at work (Cheese oatcakes, potato waffles, fried eggs and beans, all for less than quid), a good couple of shits and finished at 11. Got in, watched 3 films 'The Butler', 'Fruitvale Station' and 'Don Jon'; had a wank over some nice arse on Vine. Just ordered a massive kebab (skewer of lamb, donner, chicken, shish & chips on naan bread) and thinking about watching another film, ticking off something on the IMDB top 250. Living the dream. It's clearly none of my business but have you got any pics of said "lady friend?"  |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 24, 2013 19:52:39 GMT
Watching This is the End whilst drinking my main Xmas present, a basket of 15 Irish craft beers, ps Jonah Hill looks like Darren Gough
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Post by The Funkasaurus on Dec 24, 2013 19:59:07 GMT
Watching This is the End whilst drinking my main Xmas present, a basket of 15 Irish craft beers, ps Jonah Hill looks like Darren Gough I really enjoyed it - some brilliant bits in it. |
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Post by Stokiecat on Dec 24, 2013 21:07:23 GMT
Got up at 9, went for a 7.5 mile run along the Cornish coast, went to a lovely pub for lunch with the family (scallops, red mullet, tribute, yum yum), watched a couple of episodes of M*A*S*H. Now drinking Rattler, reading a book before the IT Crowd doc. I've had a very pleasant day.
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Post by Northy on Dec 24, 2013 21:26:52 GMT
Got up at 9, went for a 7.5 mile run along the Cornish coast, went to a lovely pub for lunch with the family (scallops, red mullet, tribute, yum yum), watched a couple of episodes of M*A*S*H. Now drinking Rattler, reading a book before the IT Crowd doc. I've had a very pleasant day. Have you met mum and daughter yet? |
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Post by Sonko's Head on Dec 24, 2013 21:42:50 GMT
Watching the Ghost Train on DVD, quite enjoying it ;D Arthur Askey, 1941? I fucking hate Arthur Askey... I don't mind 1941 though..... Yeh it was indeed, so I'm guessing you don't like to be a busy, busy bee? |
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Post by Sonko's Head on Dec 24, 2013 21:44:19 GMT
Just came back home from pub, have a few more now and watch the Mel Smith thing on BBC 2 which should be good.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 24, 2013 23:01:20 GMT
Can't get the lad settled, had to mark out an LZ for Santa with glow sticks in the garden x
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Post by Donkey on Dec 24, 2013 23:36:01 GMT
The curry was incredible. Ate it whilst watching Finding Nemo cause its brill, then played a few games with the fam.
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Post by Shiny Nosehair on Dec 24, 2013 23:48:15 GMT
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Post by Northy on Dec 25, 2013 7:55:54 GMT
The curry was incredible. Ate it whilst watching Finding Nemo cause its brill, then played a few games with the fam. The Mrs made a cracking curry for tea yesterday, lovely, much nicer than a turkey curry on boxing day. |
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Post by Stokiecat on Dec 25, 2013 18:49:28 GMT
Got up at 9, went for a 7.5 mile run along the Cornish coast, went to a lovely pub for lunch with the family (scallops, red mullet, tribute, yum yum), watched a couple of episodes of M*A*S*H. Now drinking Rattler, reading a book before the IT Crowd doc. I've had a very pleasant day. Have you met mum and daughter yet? I didn't recognise them with their clothes on... |
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so I'm having a shed load of cheese tonight as it's Christmas eve ;D 
