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Good looking fat birds Apr 9, 2017 19:23:54 GMT

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Post by happycarrot on Apr 9, 2017 19:23:54 GMT

Apr 9, 2017 11:19:55 GMT iancransonsknees said:

Apr 9, 2017 11:08:53 GMT Mr_Sausage said:

Moved from Skegness to the Derbyshire countryside. At least I can get radio Stoke now, although thats a mixed blessing with that twat McGarry hijacking it.

I'm certain, the sexual being that you are, you'll have been indulging in the local practice of sheep shagging. Or is it all like Dead Man's Shoes?

I bet Mrs Krabappel is filth although we shall see her no more, sadly

The Chinese....a great bunch of lads

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Good looking fat birds Apr 10, 2017 17:36:00 GMT

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Post by Mr_Sausage on Apr 10, 2017 17:36:00 GMT

Apr 9, 2017 11:19:55 GMT iancransonsknees said:

Apr 9, 2017 11:08:53 GMT Mr_Sausage said:

Moved from Skegness to the Derbyshire countryside. At least I can get radio Stoke now, although thats a mixed blessing with that twat McGarry hijacking it.

I'm certain, the sexual being that you are, you'll have been indulging in the local practice of sheep shagging. Or is it all like Dead Man's Shoes?

When you're a sexual god like myself you leave the beasts to lesser mortals

“I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.”

Sorry ... Did I piss on your shoes?

You are aware that Muslims are taking over the World aren't you?

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames.

JonesInAMillion Mark Stein Posts: 6,751 Likes: 2,107	Good looking fat birds Apr 10, 2017 19:32:05 GMT Northy likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by JonesInAMillion on Apr 10, 2017 19:32:05 GMT seen a few corking fatties today; when the sun shines, burger sweat reduces the need for foreplay.
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Northy Mark Stein Posts: 6,292 Likes: 1,267	Good looking fat birds Apr 10, 2017 19:39:43 GMT via Tapatalk EnricoPalazzo likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Northy on Apr 10, 2017 19:39:43 GMT driving home from the gym tonight and two young fat ladies were walking down the street holding hands, thats two out of the way that the young lads would practice on.
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Northy Mark Stein Posts: 6,292 Likes: 1,267	Good looking fat birds Apr 15, 2017 20:21:07 GMT via Tapatalk Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Northy on Apr 15, 2017 20:21:07 GMT well those 2 mingers on the front page of todays weekend sentinel would scare the shite out of you
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Good looking fat birds Apr 15, 2017 22:52:10 GMT via the ProBoards App EnricoPalazzo likes this

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Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 15, 2017 22:52:10 GMT

There were three good looking fat birds in Sangams curry house tonight. They were with their skinny husbands/boyfriends/incest loving brothers so I didn't offer them a nibble of my keema naan.

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Good looking fat birds Apr 15, 2017 22:57:15 GMT

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Apr 15, 2017 22:52:10 GMT Time4aPINT said:

There were three good looking fat birds in Sangams curry house tonight. They were with their skinny husbands/boyfriends/incest loving brothers so I didn't offer them a nibble of my keema naan.

Never offer a fat bird a bite of your food......think was JFK said that at his inauguration or possibly former ref Clive Thomas

You know who loves Keema Naans...

Actually doubt they do, probably vegan pasties or pink marshmallows

The Chinese....a great bunch of lads

EnricoPalazzo Peter Hoekstra Posts: 1,711 Likes: 828	Good looking fat birds Apr 18, 2017 10:08:57 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by EnricoPalazzo on Apr 18, 2017 10:08:57 GMT Bella from Russ Abbott...what a corker.
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Northy Mark Stein Posts: 6,292 Likes: 1,267	Good looking fat birds Jun 25, 2017 13:49:27 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Northy on Jun 25, 2017 13:49:27 GMT It's a no from me
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