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Post by Shiny Nosehair on Apr 13, 2014 10:11:31 GMT
Chain coffee shops are fucking tax-dodging cunts, full of people trying to be "cool", when in fact they are fat from all the crap they have in their coffee, which tastes like shit. Find a proper coffee shop that does decent coffee and hasn't been put out of business by students and wannabes flocking to a tax-dodging Costa or Starbucks (because the only thing they are able to understand is corporate "brands"). Save yourself a quid a drink, too. In fact, it's better off without these cunts posing and talking shite in their deliberately raised voices. If you could manage a bit of balance in these rants you might get that bit of credit you crave. We all know know about the tax dodging and the annoyance of sheep mentality when it comes to certain brands, but claiming the coffee tastes like shit and that and the shops are full of fatties is just utter nonsense. |
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Post by Ribanjo Fuller on Apr 13, 2014 19:06:00 GMT
Chain coffee shops are fucking tax-dodging cunts, full of people trying to be "cool", when in fact they are fat from all the crap they have in their coffee, which tastes like shit. Find a proper coffee shop that does decent coffee and hasn't been put out of business by students and wannabes flocking to a tax-dodging Costa or Starbucks (because the only thing they are able to understand is corporate "brands"). Save yourself a quid a drink, too. In fact, it's better off without these cunts posing and talking shite in their deliberately raised voices. If you could manage a bit of balance in these rants you might get that bit of credit you crave. We all know know about the tax dodging and the annoyance of sheep mentality when it comes to certain brands, but claiming the coffee tastes like shit and that and the shops are full of fatties is just utter nonsense. You would say that though, because you're not as clever as him. |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Mar 10, 2015 21:22:28 GMT
Well, almost a years nce coffee first bemused me but it see,s to have gone fucking insane lately, I can't go fucking anywhere without seeing some fucker holding a paper cup full of overpriced bean juice!
Am I now in a minority of me who hasn't got the coffee bug?
Looking at a coffee shop menu in a service station I wouldn't even know what to order, there's dozens of coffees to choose from... Most of which are made up words I'm guessing.
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Post by The Turtle on Mar 10, 2015 22:08:00 GMT
There are certain rules you can live your life by.
Any Englishman who prefers coffee over tea is a bumder.
Anyone who puts more than the legal minimum number of headlights on their car is a twat.
Any bloke who wanders round with no top on in public in summer is a chav.
There are some jeans based ones too but I can't remember them.
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Post by Nonington. on Mar 10, 2015 22:09:05 GMT
You can't beat a good cup of tea.
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Post by The Turtle on Mar 10, 2015 22:14:32 GMT
What's your biscuit of choice, Nonners? Think very carefully before answering. This could be your salvation on this board.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Mar 10, 2015 22:30:37 GMT
There are certain rules you can live your life by. Any Englishman who prefers coffee over tea is a bumder. Anyone who puts more than the legal minimum number of headlights on their car is a twat. Any bloke who wanders round with no top on in public in summer is a chav. There are some jeans based ones too but I can't remember them. You could possibly include "any man wearing jeans below the waistline is cannot be considered a worthy member of society" |
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Post by Nonington. on Mar 10, 2015 22:35:07 GMT
What's your biscuit of choice, Nonners? Think very carefully before answering. This could be your salvation on this board. Chocolate Hobnob/Chocolate Malted Milk/Bourbon-in that order. Quite partial to a custard cream as well. |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Mar 11, 2015 11:34:11 GMT
Coffee is ace.
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Post by The Funkasaurus on Mar 11, 2015 21:00:16 GMT
Tea tastes like it has been scooped out of a dirty washing up bowl.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Mar 11, 2015 21:15:14 GMT
Tea tastes like it has been scooped out of a dirty washing up bowl. Wouldn't know tbh. I do know that coffee, tastes like coffee, which doesn't appeal in the slightest. |
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Post by danceswithclams on Mar 11, 2015 21:31:45 GMT
There are certain rules you can live your life by. Any Englishman who prefers coffee over tea is a bumder. Anyone who puts more than the legal minimum number of headlights on their car is a twat. Any bloke who wanders round with no top on in public in summer is a chav. There are some jeans based ones too but I can't remember them. You could possibly include "any man wearing jeans below the waistline is cannot be considered a worthy member of society" All hot drinks bar Bovril are for gayers. (there's nothing more heterosexual than slurping down hot beef) |
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Post by The Turtle on Mar 12, 2015 19:02:59 GMT
What's your biscuit of choice, Nonners? Think very carefully before answering. This could be your salvation on this board. Chocolate Hobnob/Chocolate Malted Milk/Bourbon-in that order. Quite partial to a custard cream as well. You fucking cunt |
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Post by Mr_Sausage on Mar 12, 2015 20:49:57 GMT
Starkiller was right. The 'coffee' in those gayers bars tastes like shit. It doesn't even taste like coffee, just some creamy turgid slop that they don't even serve you in a prioper fucking mug or cup. He was also right about the majority of peoploids who frequent the aforementioned costa gayers bars too. Precious namby pamby metrosexual yoghurt slurpers and smoothie drinkers. Fucking wankers couldn't manage a hard on between them, with their ridiculous twisted seam half mast Pharrell Williams girlie jeans, their man bags, facial product, and their overly loud so so very politically correct mewling.
From now on I shall refer to anyone who drinks in Costa as a 'Costa Cunter'
Latte' .......
You can't beat a nice hot cup of tea ..
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Post by The Turtle on Mar 12, 2015 22:25:28 GMT
Had my lunch in a tea shop in Stratford today. Loose tea, tea strainer, china teapot, mug. That's the English way right there ladies and gentlemen.
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Post by Chairman Meow on Mar 13, 2015 17:33:22 GMT
Had my lunch in a tea shop in Stratford today. Loose tea, tea strainer, china teapot, mug. That's the English way right there ladies and gentlemen. Yes it's definitely coffee that's gay. |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Mar 14, 2015 10:40:16 GMT
I've never been to a Starbucks or Costa Coffee. Just don't see the attraction. They look really wank uncomfortable places, give me a nice cosy pub any day!
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Mar 14, 2015 16:56:21 GMT
I don't mind them apart from the cost
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Post by Nonington. on Mar 17, 2015 1:39:48 GMT
Cheese shops?
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Mar 17, 2015 15:56:50 GMT
Used to be a lovy one in Tissington ..., thanks for reminding me Nonners
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