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Post by JonesInAMillion on Apr 3, 2015 22:07:09 GMT
Everywhere I look thre are adverts for home coffee machines called shit like tissimo; as if it's fucking normal to have a coffee machine in your kitchen!
What kind of arsehole shells out anywhere from £50-300 for a coffee machine in their kitchen; I don't like the shit but what's wrong with a jar of Douwe Egberts, a spoon and a fucking mug?
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Post by Mr_Sausage on Apr 3, 2015 23:20:04 GMT
Nothing like your very own truckle of cheese  |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Apr 4, 2015 11:58:24 GMT
Everywhere I look thre are adverts for home coffee machines called shit like tissimo; as if it's fucking normal to have a coffee machine in your kitchen! What kind of arsehole shells out anywhere from £50-300 for a coffee machine in their kitchen; I don't like the shit but what's wrong with a jar of Douwe Egberts, a spoon and a fucking mug? We have one in our office, saves the one minute walk to the canteen and it's better coffee |
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Post by iancransonsknees on Apr 4, 2015 13:04:57 GMT
We've got one in our kitchen. I suppose it's bone idle but it's better than that freeze dried shit. Surprised at your attitude Jonesy. Thought you liked a good gadget.
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Post by The Funkasaurus on Apr 4, 2015 14:50:31 GMT
We've got one. Bloody lovely it is.
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Post by The Turtle on Apr 4, 2015 17:18:33 GMT
Coffee machine at work (small one) broke and a colleague decided he'd try to fix the broken wire with a paper clip ;D
Switched it on, the paper clip melted, the coffee machine blew up and managed to trip out several computers on nearby desks.
It's ok, it's local council, so it obviously didn't make a difference to the workload for the day.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Apr 4, 2015 19:17:42 GMT
Coffee machine at work (small one) broke and a colleague decided he'd try to fix the broken wire with a paper clip ;D Switched it on, the paper clip melted, the coffee machine blew up and managed to trip out several computers on nearby desks. It's ok, it's local council, so it obviously didn't make a difference to the workload for the day. Probably increased the workload I'm guessing... Council workers having to solve a problem  |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Apr 4, 2015 19:20:01 GMT
We've got one in our kitchen. I suppose it's bone idle but it's better than that freeze dried shit. Surprised at your attitude Jonesy. Thought you liked a good gadget. I like gadgets, but not electronic gadgets. I'm just really not getting this coffee craze... Don't these machinines just blackmail you into buying their own wildly expensive cartridges to feed them? |
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Post by iancransonsknees on Apr 4, 2015 19:24:37 GMT
Not if you refill them with what you want. The ones we've got are barcoded so they trick it into giving you the same finish each time.
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Post by happycarrot on Apr 7, 2015 3:23:48 GMT
Everywhere I look thre are adverts for home coffee machines called shit like tissimo; as if it's fucking normal to have a coffee machine in your kitchen! What kind of arsehole shells out anywhere from £50-300 for a coffee machine in their kitchen; I don't like the shit but what's wrong with a jar of Douwe Egberts, a spoon and a fucking mug?[/ quote] A bit dry and crunchy. |
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Post by Shiny Nosehair on Apr 7, 2015 7:34:26 GMT
Am now the proud owner of a Dolce Gusto Krups hingamy thanks to Tesco Easter sales jobby, the coffee is fucking lush!
Zero cleaning too which is what appealed to me compared to a huge contraption I had in the early noughties that performed a similar function.
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Post by Northy on Apr 10, 2015 19:13:36 GMT
Wank. 1 - what's wrong with tea? 2 - what's wrong with pubs? Discuss. I agree, don't do Costa or Starbucks etc. Go to independents where I can, especially in our town, a few of independents, eggs benedict and a pot of tea on a Saturday morning |
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Post by Northy on Apr 11, 2015 7:08:44 GMT
Everywhere I look thre are adverts for home coffee machines called shit like tissimo; as if it's fucking normal to have a coffee machine in your kitchen! What kind of person shells out anywhere from £50-300 for a coffee machine in their kitchen; My Italian sister in law |
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Post by Mr_Sausage on Apr 11, 2015 10:25:14 GMT
Coffee machines are just the latest 'must have' penis enlargement for the middle classes. Pretentious cack. The coffee that comes out of them is shit.
My mate made me a cup of coffee last week, telling me how expensive it was and how it's 'proper coffee' ...
I had a couple of mouthfuls of the aforementioned brew, put my cup down and said.
Then I told him to get me a proper coffee and not the pansy shit.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Apr 11, 2015 12:52:16 GMT
Apparently a barista has been found murdered in hanley, his head had bed severed with a sharp coffee making implement.....
He'd been decaffitated.
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