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Post by JonesInAMillion on Oct 27, 2014 22:44:01 GMT
I have - It's called Mrs Orbs. Brrrrrrrrrr. Is that you salop? |
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Post by happycarrot on Oct 27, 2014 23:26:49 GMT
I've got bedroom air con too. It's called "the window" and "the duvet". In 98 degrees heat? |
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Oct 28, 2014 10:13:55 GMT
Totally rubbish at fixing stuff. My bedroom aircon unit packed in yesterday and was about to order a new one until a neighbour sent her son round to fix it as he worked in that line. Saved me a few hundred quid to be fair. Thought had had its day but just needed a filter change etc. So you're not really a carrot? |
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Oct 28, 2014 10:24:57 GMT
A wilted one if he is.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Mar 15, 2015 14:01:06 GMT
Just changed a watch battery, quite pleased with myself, didn't secer a finger or break the watch in the process ( will leave my watches to the pros, this was my lady's)
16 various watch batteries for 99p then it took me ten minutes, saved a fiver or so every time I need one changed.
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Post by happycarrot on Mar 15, 2015 15:36:56 GMT
Totally rubbish at fixing stuff. My bedroom aircon unit packed in yesterday and was about to order a new one until a neighbour sent her son round to fix it as he worked in that line. Saved me a few hundred quid to be fair. Thought had had its day but just needed a filter change etc. So you're not really a carrot? Boiled carrot |
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Post by Uncle Heinrich on Mar 15, 2015 15:40:21 GMT
I'm pretty handy with electronics. I fixed mar lady's smashed and water damaged iPhone the other month, now I'm being asked to 'have a look at' her 2nd cousin's next door neighbour's uncle's phone every other day.
Not worth knowing how to do anything.
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Post by happycarrot on Mar 15, 2015 19:18:06 GMT
Feck off- I haven't been well ;-) |
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Post by Nonington. on Mar 17, 2015 1:40:21 GMT
Cheese mend!
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Post by happycarrot on Mar 17, 2015 6:33:48 GMT
Is that some kind of new product like Cheese Whiz or Dairylea Dunkers? |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Mar 17, 2015 15:23:43 GMT
One assumes by lightly warming to ends of a broken cheese and pressing together it could fix cheese
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Post by JonesInAMillion on May 7, 2015 19:43:28 GMT
Tellys fucked again 12 months after getting it fixed; it can fuck off this time and spend the rest of its days in landfill. Quite pleasantly surprised to find you can get a new 42" smart HD thing for under £250 nowadays  |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on May 7, 2015 19:51:31 GMT
I'm watching Bear Ghrylls , sponsored by the RAF, I like it when the Indian Sikh bloke says "the C-130s are ready to go", I'm sure thousands are people are saying "that's chicken tikka masala and pilau rice
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on May 7, 2015 19:55:39 GMT
Edward Gryll's can fuck off.
Absolute cunt.
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Post by happycarrot on May 7, 2015 20:04:45 GMT
Edward Gryll's can fuck off. Absolute cunt. And his brother, George Foreman |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on May 7, 2015 20:37:26 GMT
Bollocks, his brother is Big Al
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Post by Nonington. on May 8, 2015 20:25:14 GMT
My missus has had kids so I thought I'd do a bit of DIY 'down there' ... I went to B&Q and asked if they had any vagina padding or scaffolding ...... They just looked at me as if I'd just beamed down from planet Z. My next stop is the local sewing shop, so I can get a needle and thread to put a few stitches in to make it a tad tighter .... My problem is .... What colour of thread to go for. A nice vaginal skirting of pink would be nice but I can't seem to get out of my mind a red and white alternative thread would present me with my club colours whenever I felt the need for my balls to explode. Any advice would be appreciated. You are obviously hung like a Donkey?? No wait-you are a Donkey-in looks and thought!  |
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Post by Mr_Sausage on May 8, 2015 21:35:54 GMT
My missus has had kids so I thought I'd do a bit of DIY 'down there' ... I went to B&Q and asked if they had any vagina padding or scaffolding ...... They just looked at me as if I'd just beamed down from planet Z. My next stop is the local sewing shop, so I can get a needle and thread to put a few stitches in to make it a tad tighter .... My problem is .... What colour of thread to go for. A nice vaginal skirting of pink would be nice but I can't seem to get out of my mind a red and white alternative thread would present me with my club colours whenever I felt the need for my balls to explode. Any advice would be appreciated. You are obviously hung like a Donkey?? No wait-you are a Donkey-in looks and thought! When they cloned Dolly the sheep were you the six fingered banjo twanging throwback that escaped from the lab? |
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Post by Salopstick on May 9, 2015 18:30:03 GMT
Taking new electronic items out of a box is one of the joys of life
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Post by JonesInAMillion on May 9, 2015 19:28:15 GMT
Taking new electronic items out of a box is one of the joys of life Doesn't do it for me, got a new phone waiting for me at work. Could have had literally anything I wanted.... " just get me some easy Nokia" Fuck technology. |
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