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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 18, 2015 21:37:49 GMT
Just fixed me washing machine.
Making big noises, took it to bits, reattached a shock absorber thing, built it again, on test now, £200 better off.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 18, 2015 21:48:37 GMT
Good effort
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 18, 2015 21:50:06 GMT
I'm watching Bear Ghrylls , sponsored by the RAF, I like it when the Indian Sikh bloke says "the C-130s are ready to go", I'm sure thousands are people are saying "that's chicken tikka masala and pilau rice Cunts, that's hilarious |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 18, 2015 22:53:28 GMT
Could have easily backfield... plumbing, 230v, weight. Thankfully the gamble paid off without incident. |
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Post by iancransonsknees on Dec 19, 2015 4:32:40 GMT
I broke my hand once when Mar lady's bra strap knackered the drum in the washing machine. Through punching the arm of the sofa in sheer frustration at the damage fucking underwear can do. Obviously when I went to have it set I explained that I dropped the washing machine on it as I was trying to fix it. Didn't want to look too much like an irate, melodramatic cunt.
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Post by Northy on Dec 19, 2015 7:30:06 GMT
Put a new battery into my garmin forerunner305, had it since beginning of 2011, cost £126 then, it is a sealed unit, but there's a few videos on youtube showing how to do it with a battery from one of these little music things, some glue and a soldering iron, the battery n glue cost me about £15
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jan 12, 2016 21:05:28 GMT
Conservatory door lock bost.
Prised it open and took out its innards, took out an internal doors innards and swapped em over.
I didn't som much as fix it but it, but I did solve a problem.
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Post by iancransonsknees on Jan 12, 2016 21:22:20 GMT
Conservatory door lock bost. Prised it open and took out its innards, took out an internal doors innards and swapped em over. I didn't som much as fix it but it, but I did solve a problem. Is that after Big Arthur finally broke in? |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jan 30, 2016 17:14:39 GMT
Handle fell off saucepan.
Drilled it all out then put a big fuckoff bolt through it all, doesn't look the prettiest but it's certainly solid!
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 30, 2016 19:13:08 GMT
Tumble dryer packed in, going to have a fiddle with the capacitor , if that's not it, it's the bastard motor
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Post by Northy on Feb 1, 2016 6:25:04 GMT
Storm Gertrude broke one of my fence panels, an odd sized one towards a corner, a few nails and a hammer
And it looks shit
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Feb 1, 2016 22:20:11 GMT
Storm Gertrude broke one of my fence panels, an odd sized one towards a corner, a few nails and a hammer And it looks shit Yep, you fucked that up...  |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Feb 29, 2016 20:12:14 GMT
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Feb 29, 2016 20:31:24 GMT
Bit of a fuck up tonight... Getting milk out the fridge when a powerful suprise sneeze resulted in me ragging the entire bottle shelf of the fridge door; 4 pints of milk fucking everywhere  Anyway, after the milk & profanities were cleaned up I only went and superglued my thumb to the bastard fridge door That's a lot of milk. Are you Maggie Thatcher? |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Feb 29, 2016 20:40:41 GMT
Bit of a fuck up tonight... Getting milk out the fridge when a powerful suprise sneeze resulted in me ragging the entire bottle shelf of the fridge door; 4 pints of milk fucking everywhere Anyway, after the milk & profanities were cleaned up I only went and superglued my thumb to the bastard fridge door That's a lot of milk. Are you Maggie Thatcher? Correction, that was a lot of milk. With two kids and a dangerous tea habit a four Pinter only lasts a couple of days. |
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Post by happycarrot on Feb 29, 2016 20:49:59 GMT
I hate milk, even the look and smell of it. Maggie was ok with me when she swiped the school milk as they used to try and force you to drink the shite. Nice one Mags
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Feb 29, 2016 21:16:36 GMT
Having to endure skimmed milk in my brew which is compounding the situation further; sods lay disc tastes that my full fat stuff was the one to rupture.
Should have really posted this in the first world problem thread... Don't know they're fucking born!
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Post by happycarrot on Feb 29, 2016 21:28:58 GMT
I think is was Sir Walter Raleigh who brought back Coffee Mate from the New World after he had discovered Germany or Invaded China or something if my history is correct. Glad he did, most explorers just brought back stuff life stupid named fruit like the kumquat, durian or pineapple chunks.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Feb 29, 2016 22:12:06 GMT
I think is was Sir Walter Raleigh who brought back Coffee Mate from the New World after he had discovered Germany or Invaded China or something if my history is correct. Glad he did, most explorers just brought back stuff life stupid named fruit like the kumquat, durian or pineapple chunks. Powdered milk is fucking scum.* *note the use of "full stop" |
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Feb 29, 2016 22:20:52 GMT
Coffee mate is horrific stuff.
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