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Post by happycarrot on Aug 22, 2017 19:24:33 GMT
put a watch battery in earler, fucking fiddly. Probably not powerful enough for a washing machine...some kind of plug may be a better idea |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Aug 23, 2017 22:42:00 GMT
Laptop had a complete meltdown today part way through delivering a course; it uninstalled the entire office suite. Tried fixing it for about 4 hours, unsuccessfully; fucking hate "tech" Missus fixed it in about 15 minutes  |
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Post by Northy on Aug 24, 2017 7:22:25 GMT
Laptop had a complete meltdown today part way through delivering a course; it uninstalled the entire office suite. Tried fixing it for about 4 hours, unsuccessfully; fucking hate "tech" Missus fixed it in about 15 minutes Oops, maybe you should employ the misses as 'IT support' and then have a no sex ban with employees  |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Aug 24, 2017 10:21:47 GMT
Laptop had a complete meltdown today part way through delivering a course; it uninstalled the entire office suite. Tried fixing it for about 4 hours, unsuccessfully; fucking hate "tech" Missus fixed it in about 15 minutes Oops, maybe you should employ the misses as 'IT support' and then have a no sex ban with employees Or better still get her to dress up as a sexy secretary and have an 'office affair' with her. I'm sure you could find a desk to bend her over. I bet she'd love it. As an alternative just in case she doesn't like the above idea - perhaps you could sell your laptop and buy a big pad of paper and some crayons. I'm sure your presentation would be just as proffesional! |
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Post by Northy on Aug 24, 2017 17:08:02 GMT
Oops, maybe you should employ the misses as 'IT support' and then have a no sex ban with employees Or better still get her to dress up as a sexy secretary and have an 'office affair' with her. I'm sure you could find a desk to bend her over. I bet she'd love it. As an alternative just in case she doesn't like the above idea - perhaps you could sell your laptop and buy a big pad of paper and some crayons. I'm sure your presentation would be just as proffesional! Why thank you, I havent had an offer like that since that nice thai lady with the adams apple |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Aug 24, 2017 18:31:58 GMT
I'm a leading expert in my field and very professional i'll have you know t4ap. I've already got a no sex policy, we'll i say i have, it's more the missus that enforces it  |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Aug 28, 2017 21:47:07 GMT
Built a shed with one arm (the shed doesn't have one arm before you start T4AP ). |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Aug 29, 2017 10:10:54 GMT
Sheds are fucking ace, I wish I had a big garden with potential for shed expansion, or indeed a small shanty town of sheds.
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Post by Northy on Sept 3, 2017 5:39:18 GMT
fixed the hedge trimmer yesterday, the Mrs was telling me to buy a new one but I fixed the old one, jobs a good un
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Sept 11, 2017 21:00:50 GMT
Knowing I'd have no hotel fridge I purchased a 4 pack of oranjeboom, & a bag of ice.... emptied bin & added said products to make ice bucket refrigerator. Too cold so I guess I don't know the strength of my own ingenuity |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Nov 6, 2017 22:48:52 GMT
One of the bars on my rear window defrost thing is fucked; here's my plan....
I'm going to shave graphite pencil lead into a fine dust (conductive), mixt it with some PVA glue and touch up the broken areas on my window; will it work? Will I set my car on fire?
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Post by danceswithclams on Nov 8, 2017 1:00:36 GMT
One of the bars on my rear window defrost thing is fucked; here's my plan.... I'm going to shave graphite pencil lead into a fine dust (conductive), mixt it with some PVA glue and touch up the broken areas on my window; will it work? Will I set my car on fire? Knowing I'd have no hotel fridge I purchased a 4 pack of oranjeboom, & a bag of ice.... emptied bin & added said products to make ice bucket refrigerator. Too cold so I guess I don't know the strength of my own ingenuity You are MacGuyver and I claim my five pounds. |
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