Post your favorite torch

[The Funkasaurus]

Do it Turts! She'll love you for it!

[JonesInAMillion]

I need this in my life, +2000 lumens for under 90quid off x8 AAs.

Bright linky

[Campervan Von Bigglesworth]

Bah, the works interweb blocked it due to it being classed as a "weapon". Stupid admin.

[Campervan Von Bigglesworth]

Jul 28, 2014 12:15:07 GMT Pretty Little Boother said:

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Maglite, motherfuckers. Heavy and durable as hell.

I have a knock off maglight with some added on rubber grip , mainly for the purpose of having a handy club in my backpack.

[Campervan Von Bigglesworth]

If it acts as a torch as well, hey! All the better

[JonesInAMillion]

£50 instead of £80 for 1800 quality lumens.... don't need another but this may get purchased in the next few minutes (along with another unnecessary but splendid knife!)....

www.heinnie.com/fenix-ld50-xm-l2-u2

[Northy]

Im a headtorch kind of guy

[Campervan Von Bigglesworth]

I have a nice Surefire on my helmet - whooaaaarrrrr.

[JonesInAMillion]

Happy Christmas to me...

[iancransonsknees]

Are you sure that's a torch and not an elaborately disguised fleshlight, for all the hotel living?

[JonesInAMillion]

I've asked santa for a slightly illegal, high powered, handheld laser*... lets hope the fat fucker delivers!

*didnt want to start a "post your favourite laser" thread.

[Campervan Von Bigglesworth]

Dec 9, 2017 22:28:52 GMT JonesInAMillion said:

Happy Christmas to me...

If you can throw it 268 metres, you've got a better arm than me. It's a chubby little fecker mind.

Did you know if you cut out 4 or 5 discs of 35 mm film, and stick them on the front of your torch, you can make an infra-red torch? I'm experimenting at the moment, turning a normal laser sight into an infra red laser, that I can only see through my night vision goggles.

This gives me the dreamy capability of being able to shoot people at night.