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Post by JonesInAMillion on Aug 29, 2014 21:28:22 GMT
An 1863 first? Don't feel obliged but you're a cunt if you don't! Click to donate!A 35 mile bike ride, sounds a piece of piss to most but I'm unhealthy and there is the small obstacle of many hills, to make matters harder I'll be riding on roads using my heavy mountain bike (hardcore me!) and I have at best very low levels of fitness, strength and stamina . Every little helps.... I'm about £60 out of pocket already on entry fee, diesel and £20 quids worth of energy gels! Not my choice of charity but I'm sure you all like breasts and it is still a very worthy cause! Thanks in advance 1863ers! |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Aug 29, 2014 21:55:06 GMT
Will donate the price of a pint (Wetherspoon prices) but can't be arsed right now. You may have to remind me tomorrow.
P.S I hope you fall off your bike and land in a bucket of iced water.
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Post by Heisenberg on Aug 29, 2014 23:23:57 GMT
If you're not tipping water over yourself or taking a selfie then I'm not interested.
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Post by iancransonsknees on Aug 30, 2014 10:45:55 GMT
£25 if you do it in the Armstrong 7 yellow t shirt I suggested.
POIDH
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Post by Shiny Nosehair on Aug 30, 2014 11:00:56 GMT
Hahaha you have a double-barrelled surname ! ;-)
Jokes aside, I'll sponsor ya, but you have to do mine when I break it out for the great south run (made it ages ago, just don't want to start pestering people with it yet as the run isn't til late October)
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Aug 30, 2014 11:53:15 GMT
Many thanks shiny, very much appreciated!
I'm likely to get a good hiding wearing the Armstrong clobber, a few cortizone hits and a blood transfusion might be usefull though!
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Aug 30, 2014 14:34:54 GMT
Thanks very much t4ap, that's a premium spoons pint of sponsorship!
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Aug 30, 2014 18:35:27 GMT
I read it without glasses on and thought it said "fancy spooning me" , it's a tempting offer......
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Sept 6, 2014 6:46:19 GMT
Think I've raised about £80 so far (not all on just giving). It has however cost me so far....
£20 entrance.
£10 energy gel
£10 on Another energy kit
£30 on sports wear.
£20 diesel.
£18 pump
£20 gloves
The kids are going to sponsor me which I'll have to pay.
I may as well have done fuck all and just sent the above money direct to a charity!
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Sept 7, 2014 13:30:28 GMT
Merge this with "sucking sausage's cock" and then the challenge becomes far more interesting!
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Sept 10, 2014 20:19:18 GMT
FFS
event organisers have pulled the distance I was supposed to be riding(35m), it's now either 18m or 50.
I can't do just 18 as people have sponsored me now, 50 is around twice as much as I've ever done.
Fuck fuck fuckerty fuck.
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Post by iancransonsknees on Sept 11, 2014 3:07:10 GMT
Do the 18 miler then suck sausage's cock.
Or get the missus in yoga pants as a pacemaker for the 50.
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Post by Chairman Meow on Sept 11, 2014 6:08:54 GMT
Do 50 and I'll give you a few quid.
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Post by Revolver Ocelot on Sept 11, 2014 10:21:52 GMT
FFS event organisers have pulled the distance I was supposed to be riding(35m), it's now either 18m or 50. I can't do just 18 as people have sponsored me now, 50 is around twice as much as I've ever done. Fuck fuck fuckerty fuck. I ride 50 every week, albeit on a road bike. Pace yourself and you'll piss it with a bit of training. I'll chuck you a fiver upon completion, i'll even do it with you if you need a tow? ;D |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Sept 11, 2014 21:31:23 GMT
It's not looking good for the 50, think I'm gonna do the 18 x2.
Been out for a blast tonight. Stupidly tried to tackle the slag heap at chatterly Whitfield. Gravel path, straight up for about 1/3 of a mile.
It may as well have been fucking vertical for how much it hurt me. I REALLY wanted to conquer it but I came short by mere 5 meters, absolutely gutted with myself but I thought I was on the verge of cardiac arrest.
Managed to ride to just b4 Congleton afterwards but averaged about 6mph, took about 40 minutes and three anergy gels to recover from the slag.
I'm going to do a biggy next year for a charity of my choice, try 100 miles but a lot of practice will be required.
Thanks for the promise of pennies gents, I'll pop a pic up of me at the finish line / collapsed on a kerb en route....
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Post by Revolver Ocelot on Sept 11, 2014 23:23:41 GMT
I may have been a little unclear in my earlier post, I speak on behalf of the board when I say It's 50 miles or GTFO you greasy quim!!!
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Post by danceswithclams on Sept 12, 2014 0:19:40 GMT
took about 40 minutes and three energy gels to recover from the slag. I'm going to do a biggy next year Stop fucking fat birds. They stink and will send you to an early grave. |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Sept 13, 2014 22:33:13 GMT
All lubed up and ready to go; better lube the bike up too.
I've got 3 ltr high carb / electrolyte drink made up, 7 energy gels, an energy bar and 50gm of caffeine solution to assist just in case; couple of bacon n cheese oaties for breakfast should see me good though.
I've got to wear one of those gay numbers on my bike or shirt that will make me look like a right bike-wanker.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Sept 14, 2014 10:04:53 GMT
You should change your name to JonesIsA-BikeWanker. You great big BIKE WANKER!
P.S good luck to you and the other bike wankers.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Sept 14, 2014 17:14:53 GMT
Too fucked to post anything except....I fucking did it... All 54 miles ;D
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