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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Jan 10, 2017 19:27:17 GMT
It probably involves cous cous and possibly avocado. And willies and lovely curtains no doubt |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 10, 2017 21:18:30 GMT
Not beef curtains mind...
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Jan 11, 2017 11:21:23 GMT
Not beef curtains mind... Probably lovely velvet ones, real bright ott bastards as well. |
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Post by Northy on Jan 11, 2017 12:27:26 GMT
Not beef curtains mind... Probably lovely velvet ones, real bright ott bastards as well. something you can chew on |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 11, 2017 14:15:07 GMT
ah, the old "Nikki Lauda's ears..."
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 22, 2017 22:43:02 GMT
Having the family (yes, family, not "fam" to all those "fam cunts" out there) round for dinner. Fisrt time I've done it for the tribe in about a decade.
Order of play...
Kids presents
Bucks fiz
Breakfast
Mulled wine (home made, residing in teh slow cooker)
Dinner at 2pm consisting of...
Goose fat (frozen) roasts
Roast parsnips
Shitty sprouts
Carrots
Baby brocolli
Babycorn
Turkey crown in smoked streaky
Real, heart clogging gravy
Cheating mash
Cranberry sauce (wank)
Bread sauce
Sausage meat stuffing
Pigs in blankets
Sage & red onion stuffing
Told some fucker else sort starters and desert
More booze followed by a substancial warm buffet prior to some top shelf booze.
Happy christmas to the 1863 six!
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Post by Northy on Dec 23, 2017 10:21:20 GMT
why would you ruin Christmas by serving Babycorn, blooming eck, I trust you don't like family, are you the Grinch  |
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Post by iancransonsknees on Dec 23, 2017 13:18:44 GMT
why would you ruin Christmas by serving Babycorn, blooming eck, I trust you don't like family, are you the Grinch Go back to the start of the thread and he's breaking his own rules. I'm not sure if he's given up or just being a culinary maverick. |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 23, 2017 22:20:00 GMT
why would you ruin Christmas by serving Babycorn, blooming eck, I trust you don't like family, are you the Grinch I love the BC. Sprouts are for the peopel i dont like; vile little things. |
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Post by happycarrot on Dec 24, 2017 11:59:28 GMT
Rustler Cheeseburger
Micro Fries
Can of vimto
Would happily have that
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 24, 2017 13:00:46 GMT
Quorn with all the trimmings (and based sprouts) Christmas round Mo Farrahs house, followed by Captain Phillips on DVD |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 24, 2017 22:59:57 GMT
Mulled wine done (house smells a treat!)
Meat prepped ready for ovening...
Orange glazed gammon joint
Crown seasoned & a streaky bacon lattice added.
Sausages rolled in streaky ("pig" of a job!).
Sausage meat stuffing balls done (sausage meat, bread crumbs, pepper, pepper, pepper, onion, sage, garlic, onion, salt, pepper)
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Dec 25, 2017 12:06:39 GMT
Merry Christmas all
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Post by Northy on Dec 25, 2017 18:43:48 GMT
hope you are all having a great day, full of fodder and alcohol, farting and snoring
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 26, 2017 0:36:06 GMT
Stuffing and turkey leads to magic farts
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Post by Dharma Bum on Dec 26, 2017 10:21:30 GMT
Merry Christmas to all you fuckers for yesterday.
‘‘Twas a day of moderation for me and, unsurprisingly, I feel a lot better for not having eaten and drunk my own weight yesterday (I’ve offset that by staying up to watch England get twatted at the MCG last night, so I’m gonna be a grumpy fucker today!)
Wishing you all the best over this festive period and into 2018,
Your friendly, neighbourhood administrator x
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Dec 26, 2017 12:36:15 GMT
The cricket has been absolutely dogshit
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 26, 2017 22:30:46 GMT
Stuffing and turkey leads to magic farts The boy (4 yo) has been fucking lethal today; one large trump made his sister cry in the car earlier today. |
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Post by Northy on Dec 27, 2017 9:50:36 GMT
Stuffing and turkey leads to magic farts The boy (4 yo) has been fucking lethal today; one large trump made his sister cry in the car earlier today. had me giggling that |
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Post by Northy on Dec 27, 2017 9:51:12 GMT
Hope you all had a great time, back at work today for me  |
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