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Post by JonesInAMillion on Feb 9, 2015 21:20:54 GMT
All the questions you've ever wanted to know, stick 'em here and the wealth of experience knowledge that is 1863 shall speak.
Serious questions only obviously; I rekon between us we know some serous shit!
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Feb 9, 2015 21:23:33 GMT
I'll start.
I have a punnet of blueberries, they look wank, a bit cloudy and unappealing (they look like that new really!) but aren't that old. How do you know when a blueberry has turned?
On the other hand, anyone wanting to know if an egg is bad or not, I'm your fucking man!
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Post by Tom'sViews on Feb 9, 2015 21:40:39 GMT
I think the more serious point here is that you are a bit shit at picking fruit, if they looked a bit horrible when new, why would you buy them? Just wait until they have some nice looking ones in and buy them then.
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Post by Mr_Sausage on Feb 9, 2015 21:58:22 GMT
Why, if they test cosmetic products on animals, do you never see a rabbit, dog, or rat with lipstick or eyeliner on  |
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Post by Orbs on Feb 9, 2015 22:14:34 GMT
Why, if they test cosmetic products on animals, do you never see a rabbit, dog, or rat with lipstick or eyeliner on You obviously haven't met Salops missus. |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Feb 9, 2015 22:28:42 GMT
I think the more serious point here is that you are a bit shit at picking fruit, if they looked a bit horrible when new, why would you buy them? Just wait until they have some nice looking ones in and buy them then. I'm yet to witness an appealing blueberry to date. Just for the record, I dipdnt pick them, I just purchased them from aldi; some Chilean fuckers picked 'em. |
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Post by The Turtle on Feb 9, 2015 22:30:40 GMT
I watch University Challenge I do. And I answer shitloads of the questions. Not always correctly it has to be said. Bloke from USA on it tonight for Oxford was like one man team, he knew fucking everything it was incredible. |
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Post by Tom'sViews on Feb 9, 2015 23:25:39 GMT
I think the more serious point here is that you are a bit shit at picking fruit, if they looked a bit horrible when new, why would you buy them? Just wait until they have some nice looking ones in and buy them then. I'm yet to witness an appealing blueberry to date. Just for the record, I dipdnt pick them, I just purchased them from aldi; some Chilean fuckers picked 'em. I meant picking as in selecting the most appealing ones from the shop. Also blueberries can be nice imo. |
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Post by happycarrot on Feb 10, 2015 0:21:21 GMT
In Pulp Fiction, why is Winston Wolf at a dinner party at 7 in the morning when they call him?
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Feb 10, 2015 8:03:17 GMT
Try one or 2 of the berries and see how u go
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Feb 4, 2016 22:02:44 GMT
Why do bottles of cider (and bubbly) have that wanky bit of foil around the top?
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Post by Northy on Feb 5, 2016 4:29:23 GMT
Lying awake in the hotel room at this timd of the morning  flicking through the tv channels and on one there is a young lady with her boobs out trying to lick the inside of the TV screen, seems a strange way to do a bit of cleaning at this time of the day, thoughts? |
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Post by Orbs on Feb 5, 2016 4:34:20 GMT
POIDH
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Post by iancransonsknees on Feb 5, 2016 7:22:53 GMT
Why, if they test cosmetic products on animals, do you never see a rabbit, dog, or rat with lipstick or eyeliner on You obviously haven't met Salops missus. She still gets plenty of cock though. |
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Post by bigarthur on Feb 5, 2016 23:51:17 GMT
Why, if they test cosmetic products on animals, do you never see a rabbit, dog, or rat with lipstick or eyeliner on You obviously haven't met Salops missus. Mrs Orbs doesn't look bad with lipstick on! And a bag over her head obviously. |
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Feb 11, 2016 21:18:37 GMT
Spending another hour trying to find something on Netflix I've not seen or that isn't wank.
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Post by happycarrot on Feb 13, 2016 0:15:22 GMT
Spending another hour trying to find something on Netflix I've not seen or that isn't wank. Special code talk for. ......I'm checking out the grumble on Kodi. 7 episodes of George and Mildred recorded, sorted. What Japes will Jeffrey Fourmile get up to now? |
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Post by Salopstick on Feb 14, 2016 17:01:19 GMT
You obviously haven't met Salops missus. Mrs Orbs doesn't look bad with lipstick on! And a bag over her head obviously. And believe you will want to wear two bags on your cock for health and safety reasons YOURS |
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Post by bigarthur on Feb 15, 2016 1:48:04 GMT
Mrs Orbs doesn't look bad with lipstick on! And a bag over her head obviously. And believe you will want to wear two bags on your cock for health and safety reasons YOURS I believe 3 is the new advice from the GUM clinic?? Even then they can't guarantee you are immune from everything she might have? |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Feb 15, 2016 15:44:38 GMT
In Pulp Fiction, why is Winston Wolf at a dinner party at 7 in the morning when they call him? Possibly something to do with insurance??? |
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flicking through the tv channels and on one there is a young lady with her boobs out trying to lick the inside of the TV screen, seems a strange way to do a bit of cleaning at this time of the day, thoughts? 
