This has asphyxiwank written all over it...

[danceswithclams]

Warning after dad-to-be chokes himself to death in attempt to get high

Yeah, thick dead man's family, you keep telling yourself that your thick dead son was trying to replicate the high you get from non-specified drugs by choking himself (conveniently neglecting to mention that his cock was almost certainly out of his pants and Babstation BSX was on the telly).

[Salopstick]

He also had a shredded wheat sticking out of his rectum








Police are searching for a cereal killer

[Campervan Von Bigglesworth]

Last saturday's performance and possibly the rest of the season will also have that written all over it as well.

[JonesInAMillion]

"to save the family further embarrassment, police removed a port vale strip that he was wearing at the time of death"

[Salopstick]

Sept 16, 2016 17:59:37 GMT JonesInAMillion said:

"to save the family further embarrassment, police removed a port vale strip that he was wearing at the time of death"

And deleted the pictures of Mrs orbs off his phone

[happycarrot]

Fancy strangling yourself the daft sod. David Carradine did the same, all that Kung Fu training and he dies is a wardrobe in Bangkok. Didn't Michael Hutchence do it also but he was about as sad a loss as Little and Large getting cancelled on BBC

[Northy]

Sept 17, 2016 7:36:24 GMT happycarrot said:

Fancy strangling yourself the daft sod. David Carradine did the same, all that Kung Fu training and he dies is a wardrobe in Bangkok. Didn't Michael Hutchence do it also but he was about as sad a loss as Little and Large getting cancelled on BBC

yes in a black bin bag, same as one of those tv presenters who worked with Dom

[happycarrot]

Sept 17, 2016 18:48:55 GMT Northy said:

Sept 17, 2016 7:36:24 GMT happycarrot said:

Fancy strangling yourself the daft sod. David Carradine did the same, all that Kung Fu training and he dies is a wardrobe in Bangkok. Didn't Michael Hutchence do it also but he was about as sad a loss as Little and Large getting cancelled on BBC

yes in a black bin bag, same as one of those tv presenters who worked with Dom

Who's Dom?

[JonesInAMillion]

... And welcome back clams!

[Northy]

Sept 17, 2016 19:23:14 GMT happycarrot said:

Sept 17, 2016 18:48:55 GMT Northy said:

yes in a black bin bag, same as one of those tv presenters who worked with Dom

Who's Dom?

little bloke with a bald head who shouts when he talks

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominic_Littlewood

[Northy]

just found this about his mate
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1254985/BBC-presenter-Kristian-Digby-died-sex-game-went-wrong.html