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Post by JonesInAMillion on Oct 10, 2016 21:21:02 GMT
Apart from wiping babies; what other uses do they offer?
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Post by Time4aPINT on Oct 11, 2016 0:48:06 GMT
Good for cleaning spunk off the curtains.
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Post by Salopstick on Oct 11, 2016 19:05:45 GMT
Good for wiping adult arses.
Keeps my ring clean and smooth
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Post by happycarrot on Oct 11, 2016 20:55:22 GMT
Make ideal ski-slopes for ants
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Post by EnricoPalazzo on Oct 11, 2016 22:55:44 GMT
Good for wiping adult arses. Keeps my ring clean and smooth I agree with the above. |
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Post by Northy on Oct 12, 2016 9:42:06 GMT
Good for wiping adult arses. Keeps my ring clean and smooth theres one image i want erasing from my mind quickly |
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Post by Revolver Ocelot on Oct 12, 2016 10:58:11 GMT
Good for bell cheese removal and freshening of the tip.
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Post by happycarrot on Oct 13, 2016 6:54:22 GMT
Put some glue on one , hang upside down in a well and they make ideal traps for small bats. Not only do they trap the bats but keep them fresh and moist as well (not sure why that is necessary though)
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Post by Northy on Oct 13, 2016 13:42:27 GMT
Put some glue on one , hang upside down in a well and they make ideal traps for small bats. Not only do they trap the bats but keep them fresh and moist as well (not sure why that is necessary though) for cooking them rare ? |
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Post by happycarrot on Oct 13, 2016 14:14:24 GMT
fair point....I think that's how Battenburg cake is made. Pink and yellow bats quartered and slap on some marzipan. I think George's mum, Mary Berry invented it.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Nov 1, 2016 0:29:55 GMT
Had a shit, sneezed, blew my nose then wiped my arse on the same tissue, fucking hardcore
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Nov 1, 2016 0:30:47 GMT
Obviously would have been even more so the other way round mind
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Post by happycarrot on Nov 1, 2016 15:03:34 GMT
They make great imitation wet curtains for dwarves
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Nov 1, 2016 15:27:13 GMT
I don't like the feeling of the cold wetness on my ring piece
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Nov 1, 2016 15:27:54 GMT
I bet them warm wet towels you get at the Chinese is a real bumhole treat though
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Post by happycarrot on Nov 1, 2016 18:02:22 GMT
I bet them warm wet towels you get at the Chinese is a real bumhole treat though Not as much as a giant Chow Mein spring roll lubed with sweet and sour sauce....apparently |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Nov 1, 2016 21:16:02 GMT
I bet them warm wet towels you get at the Chinese is a real bumhole treat though I reckon if you developed a machine in the shitter that did that you would be a millionaire by tomorrow |
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Nov 1, 2016 21:27:47 GMT
I bet them warm wet towels you get at the Chinese is a real bumhole treat though Might not be appreciated by the other onlooking diners though. |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Nov 1, 2016 21:33:45 GMT
The skids would be fucking awe inspiring
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Nov 1, 2016 21:34:50 GMT
Into the Valley- I see where that came from now
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