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Post by JonesInAMillion on Nov 29, 2016 23:47:24 GMT
Having a killer cold and as stressful few weeks, I find myself dropping from an unhealthy 11 stone to an even more unhealthy 10st 3lb.
Looking to put some weight back on in the coming weeks / days; I'm thinking of consuming beer, bread, full englishes and maybe some takeaway.
Any tips?
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Post by Time4aPINT on Nov 30, 2016 5:06:58 GMT
Eating food is good for weight gain.
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Post by Northy on Nov 30, 2016 7:40:46 GMT
sudden weight loss could be a sign of cancer.
don't eat all the fatty stuff, it will go straight to your organs and gut as there will be too much for the body to digest, that's not healthy.
Build up muscle as that weighs more than fat in the same body area.
Don't drink water or beer before meals, this can fill your stomach and make it harder to get in enough calories.
Eat more often, graze, healthy snacks
Drink milk
Try weight gainer shakes
Use bigger plates, size of a spaceship
Add cream to your coffee
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Post by Revolver Ocelot on Nov 30, 2016 12:01:10 GMT
Jeez way to ruin the party vibe Northy ;D
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Post by Time4aPINT on Nov 30, 2016 14:49:51 GMT
Jonesy! On a more cheery note, you probably haven't got cancer.........
Your weight loss might be caused by AIDS
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Nov 30, 2016 15:24:28 GMT
My barse/taint/nocher/biffin bridge etc always itches when I'm in bed, what does Dr Northy recommend? As for the original question, I have 2 stone spare, Paypal me 200 quid and I'll send it to you.
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Post by Northy on Nov 30, 2016 18:11:05 GMT
wipe properly after use
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Nov 30, 2016 20:39:53 GMT
Glad I checked back in for the great, positive advice that I knew I could expect.... Thanks northy!
Fingers grossed it's just a bout of AIDS!
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Nov 30, 2016 20:41:35 GMT
My barse/taint/nocher/biffin bridge etc always itches when I'm in bed, what does Dr Northy recommend? As for the original question, I have 2 stone spare, Paypal me 200 quid and I'll send it to you. Thats what you call pound for pound! (lb for £ obvs) |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Nov 30, 2016 21:35:01 GMT
Well it's about 90p a lb, how it works is like carbon offsets, u send the cash and I send you a cert to say I'm 2 stone heavier than I'd like to be , no worries
And I promise you that in 100 years, this will be commonplace if not a legal requirement
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 1, 2016 21:50:19 GMT
Tried a chicken tikka kebab on carlin & cheese nann for dinner, that'll fix me!
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Post by Northy on Dec 2, 2016 5:07:30 GMT
good stuff, as long as it doesnt squirt out too much
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 3, 2016 18:51:36 GMT
Ive been "working out" today...
Bacon & cheese sarnies
Chocolate
Free cheese samples, lots.
Millionaires shortbread & tea
Corned beef hash (see food thread)
Honeycomb iced cream
Will be lagering up then crackers & cheese to round it all off.
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 3, 2016 18:51:47 GMT
Ive been "working out" today...
Bacon & cheese sarnies
Chocolate
Free cheese samples, lots.
Millionaires shortbread & tea
Corned beef hash (see food thread)
Honeycomb iced cream
Will be lagering up then crackers & cheese to round it all off.
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Post by Northy on Dec 4, 2016 6:46:14 GMT
you can say that again
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