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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 2, 2016 15:47:19 GMT
I just decided to google the phrase "womens tits are ace" and the only hits that came up were from this very Board. I therefore announce that I have officially invented the phrase "womens tits are ace" but I am willing to share the usage of said phrase to the other members of the board in a fair use no remunerated clause.
I feel this could be the highpoint of my life, as a scientist, I dreamed of making the world a better place, and now, I feel I have succeeded.
I feel this achievement wouldnt have been possible without my fellow board members, who have taken the heartfelt and raw emotion of the phrase, and used it on those occasions in life where only the phrase "womens tits are ace" would be an appropriate adjunct, job interviews, funerals, railway announcements and best man speeches..... thank you my magnificent friends, thank you.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 2, 2016 15:50:18 GMT
Just thinking of a similar example to try and replicate the feat, I thought the phrase "monkey-cat" might have similar results, not only are their pictures of monkeys dressed as cats and cats dressed as monkeys, theres even a bloody restaurant called Monkeycat.........fucking hell.
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Post by Northy on Dec 3, 2016 6:34:21 GMT
is that where he has gone to?
You should expect a call for a nobel peace prize, services to mens eyesight and well being ?
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Post by happycarrot on Dec 3, 2016 14:19:58 GMT
Wow- Happy Carrot Café in Spain. The bread is delicious and so is the omelette on Trip Advisor. Excellent work, kitchen staff
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 3, 2016 17:31:58 GMT
How many other posters have eateries named after them one wonders???
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Post by happycarrot on Dec 3, 2016 18:04:56 GMT
How many other posters have eateries named after them one wonders??? 3 |
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Post by Northy on Dec 3, 2016 19:26:23 GMT
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Post by happycarrot on Dec 3, 2016 21:35:47 GMT
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 3, 2016 22:09:06 GMT
I did an image search in the interest of fairness, this was one of the more savory images that was displayed...  |
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Post by Northy on Dec 4, 2016 6:45:28 GMT
I did an image search in the interest of fairness, this was one of the more savory images that was displayed... que? nothing is there |
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Post by happycarrot on Dec 4, 2016 15:00:00 GMT
Gay friendly and accepts small pets according to the website. There is also a nearby vets for traumatised gerbils for some reason
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Post by Revolver Ocelot on Dec 5, 2016 12:45:39 GMT
I had a game character in Metal Gear Solid named after me, beat that.
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Post by happycarrot on Dec 5, 2016 12:53:37 GMT
I had a game character in Metal Gear Solid named after me, beat that. Keith? |
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Post by Revolver Ocelot on Dec 5, 2016 12:56:00 GMT
I had a game character in Metal Gear Solid named after me, beat that. Keith? Keith Lard. Is he drawing a dog? |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 5, 2016 13:09:57 GMT
I have some sort of Baptist Minister in America with the same name as me, I occasionally get e-mails from his flock asking for pastroal guidance and advice. I try not to disappoint. I also sometimes get demands for his bad debts and flight confirmations for his trips to Florida, which is nice.
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Post by Northy on Dec 5, 2016 13:40:07 GMT
I had a game character in Metal Gear Solid named after me, beat that. read my post above  |
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Post by happycarrot on Dec 5, 2016 14:31:13 GMT
I have some sort of Baptist Minister in America with the same name as me, I occasionally get e-mails from his flock asking for pastroal guidance and advice. I try not to disappoint. I also sometimes get demands for his bad debts and flight confirmations for his trips to Florida, which is nice. Does he have a cat called Mr and when he gets angry, people die? |
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Post by happycarrot on Dec 5, 2016 14:34:38 GMT
'A real-life fire safety officer, Mr. Keith Laird, complained to Channel 4 about the character of Keith Lard, claiming the character damaged his reputation and personal integrity (in particular Keith Lard's interest in bestiality).
Mr. Laird possessed some similarities to the character of Keith Lard, working for Bolton Council as a fire safety officer and even resembling the character in appearance.
Channel 4 and Peter Kay were forced to apologise to Mr. Laird for the embarrassment caused, with a reported payment of £10,000 being split between Mr. Laird and various fire safety organisations. In addition, Channel 4 broadcast a statement at the end of the third episode of the first series stressing that the character of Keith Lard was fictional and not based on Mr. Keith Laird:'
Bet Keith Laird has a dog
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