|
|
Post by Northy on Jan 23, 2019 9:31:32 GMT
But last month they announced they are starting commercial whale hunting again, which offends the rest of the world most, Whale hunting or porn? |
|
|
|
Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 23, 2019 11:40:42 GMT
Excellent point, might go back on LinkedIn and make this point.
|
|
|
|
Post by Northy on Jan 25, 2019 9:32:33 GMT
Just completed the online diversity and inclusion training.
Anonymous questions at the end, 'is there anything in the course that surprised you'
'Yes, there's even more weirdos than I thought'
|
|
|
|
Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 25, 2019 13:48:01 GMT
You should have said "I now love coons and gypos, and women with tits of all sizes, as long as they have my tea on the table by half 6."
|
|
|
|
Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 25, 2019 13:49:16 GMT
Excellent point, might go back on LinkedIn and make this point. I did go back and make the point, and got one "share". I referred to the magazines as "art pamphlets" though. I considered "Bongo" and Jazz Mags" but thought it unsuitable. |
|
|
|
Post by happycarrot on Jan 26, 2019 9:43:48 GMT
Whale hunting must be easy- be like trying to spot Vanessa Feltz at an anorexia convention. Massive feckers that bob up and down and shoot out water...they're asking to be harpooned
|
|
|
|
Post by Northy on Jan 28, 2019 15:03:39 GMT
Whale hunting must be easy- be like trying to spot Vanessa Feltz at an anorexia convention. Massive feckers that bob up and down and shoot out water...they're asking to be harpooned She'd be the only one in the room, she'd eat everybody |
|
|
|
Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 29, 2019 16:06:51 GMT
Sometimes I enter random phrases into google to see if anything comes out. Today, I put in Cheese Police and much to my surprise it appears there is a band by that name. I should probably listen to them.
|
|
|
|
Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 29, 2019 16:12:04 GMT
Harappan Jumpers surprisingly doesnt come up with anything but Teapot Bagatelle does. Go figure.
|
|
|
|
Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jan 29, 2019 16:38:35 GMT
Neither "Hindu Gas Magic" nor "The Barbaric Apes" comes up, both obvious band names. I thought "Hedgehog Fusion" would be another one but no, plenty of that one. Thankfully, "Mobile Gerbil Assassins" seems fairly unique, unlike "Noodle Vest". "Urinals of Old Tokyo" is thankfully devoid of plagiarism, as is happily the name of my college band, "The Gods of YoYo". No results were forthcoming for "Kumquat Value Proposition" or "supermarket trolleys to Victory!", anthough I didnt try it without the exclamation mark. Finally, "coconut husk hat" was fairly a thing.
As you see, bit of a quiet day, I can fuck off home now though.
|
|
|
|
Post by Northy on Jan 30, 2019 11:20:19 GMT
Sometimes I enter random phrases into google to see if anything comes out. Today, I put in Cheese Police and much to my surprise it appears there is a band by that name. I should probably listen to them. are they a string quartet ? |
|
|
|
Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Feb 5, 2019 15:08:02 GMT
The David and Goliath lucozade ad annoys me slightly, but it has one redeeming feature, when the big fella knocks at the door, David is told "Its Goliath" , and that stage I was certain David then retorts "Vag-iath"?? to which he mate says "You can't call him that". I was always aghast that they thought they could get away with that, but apparently he says "The giant", not "Vag-iath". I was very disappointed.
|
|
|
|
Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Feb 5, 2019 15:11:00 GMT
Sometimes I enter random phrases into google to see if anything comes out. Today, I put in Cheese Police and much to my surprise it appears there is a band by that name. I should probably listen to them. are they a string quartet ? Jeezus good God almighty, it appears to be a type of ironic techno music. One of the young folk would be able to advise better I suspect. |
|
|
|
Post by Northy on Feb 5, 2019 17:00:07 GMT
are they a string quartet ? Jeezus good God almighty, it appears to be a type of ironic techno music. One of the young folk would be able to advise better I suspect. Stringy cheese 😁 |
|
|
|
Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Apr 8, 2019 7:14:45 GMT
The Jews have sent a robot to the moon called "Bear Shit" apparently, the robot is called that, not the moon, which is imaginatively called "the moon".
|
|
|
|
Post by Northy on Apr 8, 2019 15:03:46 GMT
do bears shit on the moon ?
|
|
|
|
Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Apr 8, 2019 15:26:11 GMT
No but there's a chance they might try and build a settlement there.
|
|
|
|
Post by Time4aPINT on Apr 11, 2019 21:57:06 GMT
The Jews have sent a robot to the moon called "Bear Shit" apparently, the robot is called that, not the moon, which is imaginatively called "the moon". Beresheet also known as bear Shit has attempted a soft landing on the moon but ended up having a quite hard landing. It has crashed! |
|
|
|
Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Apr 15, 2019 22:36:48 GMT
Notre Dame on fire, had a hunch that might happen. They're probably waiting for the Brits to put it out for them.
|
|
|
|
Post by Northy on Apr 16, 2019 8:37:43 GMT
Notre Dame on fire, had a hunch that might happen. They're probably waiting for the Brits to put it out for them. The mega rich Catholic church putting put the begging bowls to rebuild it. |
|
