fucked by dorris?

[JonesInAMillion]

Bost me glass garden table.

Power cut in the hotel I was at last night.

[Northy]

had 5 power dips at home in the day, went for a run in tye evening and quite a few big old trees down on roads, the next 2 villages had no power, Comberbach got theirs back Thursday night, Anderton didnt get back til Friday afternoon. The A49 off the M56 south towards Northwich was shut for 3 miles until Friday afternoon, the A559 alternative route off the M56 to Northwich was shut as well, dorismagedon

[Campervan Von Bigglesworth]

Someone's bin blew over and the front is full of rubbish. Cunts

[happycarrot]

Is 99 degrees here and would like a bit of Doris- too feckin hot.

[Northy]

Feb 25, 2017 10:37:33 GMT happycarrot said:

Is 99 degrees here and would like a bit of Doris- too feckin hot.

which part of pekingduck are you in?

[JonesInAMillion]

rag n bone men never around when yo want them, half fucked steel table frame still littering my front garden

[Northy]

Feb 25, 2017 21:30:13 GMT JonesInAMillion said:

rag n bone men never around when yo want them, half fucked steel table frame still littering my front garden

they are all roofers for this week

[JonesInAMillion]

Feb 26, 2017 19:40:17 GMT Northy said:

Feb 25, 2017 21:30:13 GMT JonesInAMillion said:

rag n bone men never around when yo want them, half fucked steel table frame still littering my front garden

they are all roofers for this week

makes a change from burgling I suppose.

[Dharma Bum]

Feb 26, 2017 22:30:18 GMT JonesInAMillion said:

Feb 26, 2017 19:40:17 GMT Northy said:

they are all roofers for this week

makes a change from burgling I suppose.

Made me actually laugh out loud there Jonesy ;D

[JonesInAMillion]

Doris is still fucking me as there are still thousands of shards of glass on my patio