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Post by happycarrot on Mar 22, 2017 14:16:49 GMT

Mar 8, 2017 22:44:36 GMT Time4aPINT said:

Jonesy's holiday Diary......

Day One....

Got pissed up and had money stolen by a fat bird who I was fingering. Couldn't find my hotel so slept in the gutter.

Day Two....

Needed money. Responded to an advert to become a movie star. A busy day of filming. Who would have thought being pissed and Shit on by gay midgets could be so much fun.

Day Three....

Spent my porn film earnings on beer, sausages, dirty women in strip clubs and cream for my sore anus.

Bet the above isn't far from the truth.

I spend a whole day trying to be in Nicholas Cage film once- about 8 hours of filming and the finished scene lasted about 10 seconds and despite numerous attempts I don't make it :-(. Haven't seen the director's cut yet though, I might be the star of that

The Chinese....a great bunch of lads

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