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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 28, 2017 0:48:29 GMT
Greetings Ladies and Genitalmen, welcome to one of the most eagerly awaited and prestigious events of the year, it's the 2016/17 SACK RACE AWARD CEREMONY. A big thank-you to our sponsors: The British Llama Society, Golden Showers Chinese Take Away and Garden Banter.
I know I say this every year but it's been a magnificent season, possibly the best ever, so thank you to all the Sack Racers who entered and performed through-out the contest in a competitive, sporting manner and for demonstrating the greatest of combative and driven efforts. Outstanding performances, helping to achieve near perfection in this esteemed competition. Well done to all that have made the considerable effort to take part!
Now without further delay, on to the presentation of the awards!
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 28, 2017 0:51:34 GMT
Actually there will be a further delay....
Here is the final table from the 2016/17 season....
THE FINAL SACK RACE TABLE
Campervan VB 158
Happy Carrot 137
The Funkasaurus 134
Time4aPINT 116
JonesInAMillion 106
Revolver Ocelot 103
Northy 103
Dharma Bum 98
Orbs 61
Child Snatchersson 31
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 28, 2017 1:05:20 GMT
Right, on to the awards.... In last place and winner of THE WOODEN DILDO is CHILD SNATCHERSSON. A magnificently piss-poor performance but he's a fine competitor and everybody loves a bit of Snatch, so here is your award....  |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 28, 2017 1:14:42 GMT
In third place, the one and only Funkasaurus. What an amazing effort, here's the third place trophy - The Golden Trois  |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 28, 2017 1:16:42 GMT
This is pissing me off now, cannot get the pictures to show up.
Will sort it out tomorrow. Fucking Tinypic cunts, worse than them PhotoBucket bastards.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 28, 2017 1:20:51 GMT
Anyhow in second place is the Mighty, so fantastic that he will make you see in the dark, the one and only Happy Carrot! He might only be a vegetable but what a storming performance. He wins the Golden Retriever, the prize for second place.
Picture coming soon
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 28, 2017 1:27:39 GMT
and now the moment none of you have been waiting for. Our champion with a truly magnificent score of 158. The greatest of the great, the coolest of the cool, the most outstanding of the outstanding, the twattiest of all the twats.
THE 2016/17 SACK RACE CHAMPION!
Campervan Von Bigglesworth!
Well done Campers! Here is The Golden Sack!
There might be a picture here soon......
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 28, 2017 1:33:02 GMT
In addition to all the splendid prizes JONES IN A MILLION finished 5th and qualifies for the Europa League and will play FC Goat Herders of Latvia. Match to be played on a random Thursday with live TV coverage on ITV6.
Well done Jones!
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Post by Northy on Jul 28, 2017 8:18:49 GMT
Can we take Campers back to the future time machine off him for this season
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 28, 2017 14:02:15 GMT
Here are your lovely trophies. Sorry for the delay. The Wooden Dildo.... won by Childsnatcher The Golden Trois.... won by Funkasaurus The Golden Retriever.... won by Happy Carrot And the magnificent Golden Sack.... won by the mighty Campervan Von Bigglesworth     |
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 28, 2017 15:00:26 GMT
The Sack Race is back for another season.
If you want a chance of glory then all you have to do is list seven teams (that you think will change their manager during the forthcoming football season) on this thread to enter then relax, lie back and think of England because I will do the rest for you.
WELCOME TO THE SACK RACE 2017/18.
So, for those who didn't enter last year, what's the Sack Race then? It's a bit like a dead pool, all you need to do is list SEVEN clubs who you think will change manager this season (clubs must be in The Premier League, The Championship, League One or League Two. No one gives a fuck about non-league, Jock football, pub teams or that filthy foreign football). Obviously you can only pick a team once, so don't try to be a smart arse and pick Leeds seven times.
Most points at the end of the season wins the prestigious Golden Sack Award! and hero status for being a clever cunt.
SCORING is as follows:
15 points - Club sack their manager
10 points - Manager leaves by mutual consent
07 points - Manager resigns
08 points - Manager retires due to ill health
40 points - Manager dies
Bonus points:
Extra 15 points if manager leaves before the end of September.
Extra 10 points if manager leaves after September but before the end of Christmas Day.
Extra 06 points if manager leaves after Christmas Day but before the end of February.
Extra 03 points if manager leaves between March 1st and April 15th
Extra 12 points if manager leaving is involved in a sex scandal, illegal activity, alcohol addiction or other suitable controversy.
Extra 07 points if manager and chairman/club owner have a 'slanging match' in the media after the manager leaves the club.
If a club you have chosen has more than one manager leave them during the season, you will get more points. (eg. if a club sacks two managers it's 15 points for each manager).
Competition ends three days after the last league game of the season.
Anyone editing their posts to try to cheat will be sacked from the competition.
Caretaker Managers will not score points (unless they are sacked, resign or mutually fuck off). No points awarded when a new manager takes over.
Other random rules may be added without notice.
Apologies in advance for when this goes tits up!
If you are a total moron and pick teams that are not in The Premier League, The Championship, League One or League Two then you will score zero points for their managerial changes.
In addition to the above rules there will be a January transfer window were you may change one of your selected teams. More info nearer the time.
Also if you change your mind before the season starts just post your amended team selections on this thread. Changes after the season starts will be ignored.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 28, 2017 15:12:49 GMT
West Ham
Leeds
Watford
Notts County
Fulham
Leicester
Birmingham
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Post by Sambagou bangonna?? on Jul 29, 2017 19:59:06 GMT
Leeds
Birmingham (going for redknapp to die)
Newcastle
Hull
Florest
Cardiff
Sunderland
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Jul 30, 2017 21:12:16 GMT
Leeds Vale Stoke West Ham Hull Cardiff Arsenal (bad start will see the "fans" turn by October Think I could finish in the top 3 this season  |
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Post by Northy on Jul 31, 2017 12:20:40 GMT
I'll have a think, a study, ponder a few times, make a list, change it, then answer the question.... soon
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Post by happycarrot on Jul 31, 2017 15:47:12 GMT
Forest
QPR
Ipswich
Bury
Rotherham
Newport
Stevenage
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Jul 31, 2017 16:27:18 GMT
I'm going to have to think about this ...
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Post by Northy on Jul 31, 2017 17:59:37 GMT
Forest QPR Ipswich Bury Rotherham Newport Stevenage i'll be watching stevenage v crawley in September, i'll sing 'sacked in the morning' for you |
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Aug 3, 2017 13:22:37 GMT
Birmingham
Forest
Crawley
Yeovil
Swansea
Wolves
Northampton
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Post by Time4aPINT on Aug 4, 2017 11:29:47 GMT
Come in folks! Entry to the 2017/18 sack race closes when the Premier League kicks off next Friday.
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