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Post by Northy on Dec 27, 2017 9:59:01 GMT
Dear god save us please.
None of our first choice defenders, Shawx, Zouma, BMI, Pieters ?
Time for Harry Souttar to step up and get mullered by Hazard and co.
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Dec 27, 2017 11:47:37 GMT
8-0
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Post by Time4aPINT on Dec 27, 2017 14:18:41 GMT
Back four of Tymon, Wimmer, Cameron, Edwards. No problem - what could possibly go wrong?
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Post by Northy on Dec 27, 2017 14:49:10 GMT
Grant Ngoy Johnson Cameron Souttar Wimmer Sobhi Fletcher Affelay Adam
Berahino
Save a few players for the Newcastle game.
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Post by happycarrot on Dec 28, 2017 20:40:49 GMT
When we played Chelsea at home the same thing happened- we had no fit defenders.
Some sort of Chelsea conspiracy thing going on here.
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Post by happycarrot on Dec 28, 2017 20:42:30 GMT
Grant Ngoy Johnson Cameron Souttar Wimmer Sobhi Fletcher Affelay Adam Berahino Save a few players for the Newcastle game. Let's just not turn up and blame it on some sort of flu or an animal attack, possibly by rabid badgers.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Dec 28, 2017 21:20:57 GMT
We should play four rabid badgers in defence. It would keep the Chelsea players out of our penalty area and rabid badgers probably wouldn't get caught out of position as much as our regular defence.
Goarrrrn you Mighty mouth-foaming badgers!
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Post by happycarrot on Dec 29, 2017 8:31:08 GMT
We should play four rabid badgers in defence. It would keep the Chelsea players out of our penalty area and rabid badgers probably wouldn't get caught out of position as much as our regular defence. Goarrrrn you Mighty mouth-foaming badgers! Unfortunately a quartet of the Mostelidae genus may prove difficult as it being a 3pm kick off and the European badger being a nocturnal animal. Thinking about it it may just be like our normal defence...missing
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Post by Northy on Dec 29, 2017 16:15:38 GMT
Back four of Tymon, Wimmer, Cameron, Edwards. No problem - what could possibly go wrong? He could play Johnson
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Post by JonesInAMillion on Dec 29, 2017 16:22:20 GMT
We should play four rabid badgers in defence. It would keep the Chelsea players out of our penalty area and rabid badgers probably wouldn't get caught out of position as much as our regular defence. Goarrrrn you Mighty mouth-foaming badgers! Unfortunately a quartet of the Mostelidae genus may prove difficult as it being a 3pm kick off and the European badger being a nocturnal animal. Thinking about it it may just be like our normal defence... missingCant help thinking "sleeping" would have been better used in that context? But yes, we're fucking woeful! Chelsea haven't been that freely scoring of late but I think this is about to change within the next 24 hrs
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 29, 2017 18:25:11 GMT
It'll be a cricket score and not a good one .
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Post by Northy on Dec 30, 2017 7:47:32 GMT
well with all this badger talk, weve decided to go to chester zoo today, watching chimps shag, piss and throw shit around may be better viewing for a Stoke fan today.
no doubt we will win with a berahino hat trick
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 30, 2017 11:23:35 GMT
He's more likely to piss and throw his shit everywhere
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Dec 30, 2017 14:27:57 GMT
[HASH]SCFC: Butland; Edwards, Cameron, Wimmer, Tymon; Diouf, Fletcher, Adam, Afellay, Ramadan; Berahino.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Dec 30, 2017 15:08:57 GMT
Cracking start by Stoke. Managed to survive the first three minutes before conceding a goal.
Might be a long afternoon.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Dec 30, 2017 15:11:30 GMT
2-0 to Chelsea.
All together now....
3-2, We're gonna win 3-2.
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Post by Campervan Von Bigglesworth on Dec 30, 2017 15:16:20 GMT
A simple extrapolation would suggest we will lose 18 nil today
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Post by RickyFullerBeer on Dec 30, 2017 15:25:10 GMT
Easy
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Post by Time4aPINT on Dec 30, 2017 15:30:17 GMT
Fuckity fuck....
All together now....
4-3, we're gonna win 4-3.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Dec 30, 2017 16:00:23 GMT
Stuck at work with fuck all to do. This weeks choice of radio station is the Hitmix (based in Newcastle under Lyme). They have their football show on. Their featured match is Kidsgrove Athletic v Cleethorpes (0-0 at half time).
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